Brexit Arms Festive Special. Will the Grinch steal christmas? Could it be ‘Christmas with the Kranks?’ Or will we end up with a ‘Blue’ Christmas after all?...🤷🏻‍♀️🎄

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First off, comrade Hilda has been busy in the propaganda dept! Praise be to Hilda! The dear leader will appreciate and reward your efforts with a cushy job in the newly opened Ministry of Bullshit. ✊🥀

Specials board.

⭐️ Snacks.

•Salty Bar nuts
(we always have too many)

•Marrow crisps,
I know you all hate them, but we had a glut and needed to do something with them. 🤷🏻‍♀️😬

⭐️ Mains.

A festive choice of...

•’Properly Stuffed’ “Christmas voting” Turkey.

•Festive Glazed Gammons.

•Goose that laid the Gilded socialist egg.

•’Whigs’ in blankets.

•Sauce for the Goose and Sauce for the Gander

•Brussels’ sprouts.
Divisive, yet still popular in some quarters...

•Neeps and tatties.
Grown in Corbyn’s Communist plot and kindly gifted back to us by the SNP.

⭐️Festive Drinks.

•Rebecca’s long Baileys.
Seems nice enough, but can be vicious if you have too much.

•Corbyn’s Victory Gin.
State sanctioned by big brother.

•Bag in, artisan Earl Grey Cocktail.
A Boris election special.

•Red flag Rum.
for the singing socialists among us.

•Egg nog.
Gifted by Trump. Sticks in your throat a bit, but it’s polite to drink it and pretend to half enjoy it anyway.

•The #ClassicDmitri.
Shaken and stirred. A Russian Vodka based Cocktail, shrouded in mystery and intrigue. No one really knows how it came to exist, but all we know is, that it might have happened. Somewhere. And now it’s on the menu. Enjoy!

⭐️Desserts.

•Imported Panettone.
Get it fast, I’m reliably informed we will never ever have it again post Brexit.

•Traditional Christmas pudding.
have a good look for that old fashioned sixpence inside, we might need it when all the money runs out.

•Damson jam steamed pudding.
I’m told by the suppliers, that It’s like the infamous Mumsnet chicken, we can get eleventy billion servings from it and still have more for the freezer.

As always, welcome to all who pass through this place, but, as ever please observe the sign above the bar. If you can’t read it. It says...

DON’T BE A TWAT.

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Epic, your plea has not gone unheard. I'll volunteer for the next one unless someone else wants it, in which case, happy to cede. This time, I'll stay away from The Other Thread.

Less of the woke landxe, though

The real question is, who will take over the tenure for the Election Night Special? Hate has kindly offered to take the 0200-0400 shift. I'll volunteer for the midnight-0200 shift. Who wants to start it all off? Come on now, don't be shy...

Great comrade Singinglily it’s all yours! ✊ 🥀

It’s a tough one on the election night thing, as I guess it depends on the current thread stream and where it’s at come thursday... or are we going to abandon any currently running thread at that point and jump to a special election one? Toughie!

I love flash mobs! 😍

Re election night I'll probs be flicking between our thread & a special election one

I'm planning to watch through to the end so up all night

Any chance of a meme, please, Dusty? For the new thread...

“For me the worst outcome of this election would be either party having a majority”

Could not disagree more with this sentiment. The country cannot withstand more fuckery and chaos. The recent chaos (last 6 months) has killed off our family business and I don’t want to see this happen to more family SME’s, too many jobs are at risk as a result and the economy will struggle to withstand it.

“Re election night I'll probs be flicking between our thread & a special election one”

Good plan, then who do we vote should run the election night one? Is there anyone who hasn’t had a turn yet? That wants to give it a go?

“fuckery and chaos”

If you are watching #ClassicDom, this is imo a catchier soundbite than dither and delay. Just saying. 😂

I second that, Epic. The country has other big challenges to face up to. The paralysis caused by the HoC bickering with itself has meant those challenges have only become more pressing.

this is imo a catchier soundbite than dither and delay.

He does like his three-word slogans, doesn't he?

Friendly newcomers are of course also welcome to put themselves forward for election night landladying/lording/xe’ing.

Wow, this thread's moving fast!

Are you all gearing up for the Peoples' Republic of Corbyn & His Marrows, with this example of voluntary division of labour among the proletariat? Very democratic, comrades.

I'll hopefully be propping up the bar, contributing to the profits like a good capitalist, as the results pour in.

“Wow, this thread's moving fast!”

It would probs move even faster if we had the first 10 pages cluttered up with Cat PMKs....

“Are you all gearing up for the Peoples' Republic of Corbyn & His Marrows”

Nope!! I’m trying to work out how to set up an underground resistance, so we are ahead of the curve if/when the communist cocks finally come home to roost.

I could put myself forward for 10-12? I can't do memes though and there will probs only be beer and Classic Dmitris available to you...and possibly a cheese board.

Resistance codename...

“is that you Ben Elton?”

Any chance of a meme, please, Dusty? For the new thread...

Am on it....

I’m trying to work out how to set up an underground resistance, so we are ahead of the curve if/when the communist cocks finally come home to roost.

Ahead of you there I've already worked out how to hollow out a large marrow to conceal a bottle of bootleg hooch. The Arms will never run dry!

I can supply a mountain of banana butties

“Ahead of you there wink I've already worked out how to hollow out a large marrow to conceal a bottle of bootleg hooch. The Arms will never run dry!”

Solidarity comrade Limer.

Hopefully though, labour will lose, by more than a ‘Marrow Margin’.

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Couldn't attach a pic to PM for some reason so will have to post here so you can copy & paste it 😟

It RUINS the big reveal which is very annoying 🤨

Nobody look at this picture...... 🙈🙈🙈

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