Brexit Arms Festive Special. Will the Grinch steal christmas? Could it be ‘Christmas with the Kranks?’ Or will we end up with a ‘Blue’ Christmas after all?...🤷🏻‍♀️🎄

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First off, comrade Hilda has been busy in the propaganda dept! Praise be to Hilda! The dear leader will appreciate and reward your efforts with a cushy job in the newly opened Ministry of Bullshit. ✊🥀

Specials board.

⭐️ Snacks.

•Salty Bar nuts
(we always have too many)

•Marrow crisps,
I know you all hate them, but we had a glut and needed to do something with them. 🤷🏻‍♀️😬

⭐️ Mains.

A festive choice of...

•’Properly Stuffed’ “Christmas voting” Turkey.

•Festive Glazed Gammons.

•Goose that laid the Gilded socialist egg.

•’Whigs’ in blankets.

•Sauce for the Goose and Sauce for the Gander

•Brussels’ sprouts.
Divisive, yet still popular in some quarters...

•Neeps and tatties.
Grown in Corbyn’s Communist plot and kindly gifted back to us by the SNP.

⭐️Festive Drinks.

•Rebecca’s long Baileys.
Seems nice enough, but can be vicious if you have too much.

•Corbyn’s Victory Gin.
State sanctioned by big brother.

•Bag in, artisan Earl Grey Cocktail.
A Boris election special.

•Red flag Rum.
for the singing socialists among us.

•Egg nog.
Gifted by Trump. Sticks in your throat a bit, but it’s polite to drink it and pretend to half enjoy it anyway.

•The #ClassicDmitri.
Shaken and stirred. A Russian Vodka based Cocktail, shrouded in mystery and intrigue. No one really knows how it came to exist, but all we know is, that it might have happened. Somewhere. And now it’s on the menu. Enjoy!

⭐️Desserts.

•Imported Panettone.
Get it fast, I’m reliably informed we will never ever have it again post Brexit.

•Traditional Christmas pudding.
have a good look for that old fashioned sixpence inside, we might need it when all the money runs out.

•Damson jam steamed pudding.
I’m told by the suppliers, that It’s like the infamous Mumsnet chicken, we can get eleventy billion servings from it and still have more for the freezer.

As always, welcome to all who pass through this place, but, as ever please observe the sign above the bar. If you can’t read it. It says...

DON’T BE A TWAT.

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I think those special goggles must be on offer somewhere.

Which one of Bufo & Limited is Ben Elton?

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If that’s you Ben Elton....

“I think those special goggles must be on offer somewhere. grin”

I want some magical goggles! They sound fun!

Extinction burst, folks.

Don’t worry, I found some!

😂😂😂😂😂

Fabulous! Are they on a threefer offer?

Please may a have a cup of coffee, landlady, while I try to read back through yesterday evening? I was re-watching Season 1 of Game of Thrones. I blame the Lannisters for kicking all this off, and reviving (or introducing) politics as mortal combat. I hoped we had moved on since the Civil War.

Then, as now I would guess, there were more pragmatists/peasants in the general population than 'eddicated' people at either end of the spectrum. But being so convinced of their rightness, the informed voices (and those dissenting) felt perfectly entitled to inflict their battling views on all. The arguments were different of course, but the attitudes are depressingly similar and boil down to: "We know best". Back then you called up your serfs and made them fight; now you hire lawyers and do battle by proxy, with the MSM and social media weighing in, and the battles are more universally damaging than the odd skirmishes.

They're state owned & controlled ✊

“Fabulous! Are they on a threefer offer?”

There is an oversupply situation in the market at the moment, so it shouldn’t be too difficult to negotiate a good deal.

They dont like it when we joke, they don’t like it if don’t, they don’t like it when we use emojis they don’t like it if we don’t, they dont like it when we give responses to their questions, they don’t like it if we don’t, they don’t like it if we ignore them, they don’t like it if we don’t, they don’t like it if we have an opinion, they don’t like it if we don’t, they don’t like it if we agree with them, they don’t like it if we don’t.

What DO they want? It’s a fucking mystery to me.

What DO they want? It’s a fucking mystery to me.

State controlled & sanctioned behaviour?
🤷🏻‍♀️

Army officers' commissions are a sworn oath of loyalty to the Sovereign directly, not to parliament.

They're state owned & controlled ✊

I once visited Havana for a weekend, flying with Cubana Airways .

The flight was just 50 minutes long but the plane had to ascend to 45,000 feet to avoid American airspace. There were no overhead lockers - the plane was an old Tupolov - just a long parcel shelf. Everyone's hand luggage crashed to the back. The cabin crew served sandwiches proudly labelled "Made by the Union of Sandwich Makers of Cuba". The bread was rock hard. I doubt that the ham had ever been anywhere near a pig. There was, however, a choice of drinks: beer (proudly "Brewed by....") and the Cuban version of Coca-Cola. The only problem is that there weren't enough bottles to go around so passengers were reminded to share with those sitting near them.

On the plus side, when we began our 45,000 foot descent - achieved in about sixty seconds - all the hand luggage crashed back to its original position.

It was both an art and a skill.

Never again.

I made an (imo) valid comment on a PP’s point about autocracy but now I’m ‘gaslighting’ you?

No rose tinted specs needed here thanks, I’ve never voted Labour in my life and am hoping for a hung Parliament.

“I made an (imo) valid comment on a PP’s point about autocracy but now I’m ‘gaslighting’ you?”

It was a general post. We have had over 24 hours of this nonsense from combative ploppers.

I’ve never voted Labour in my life and am hoping for a hung Parliament.

Does this mean you are a LibDem voter, Limited?

Well, why didn't you say so sooner? Welcome, have a seat, let me get you a drink. LibDems are particularly welcome here.

I really wish I'd known that sooner. I wouldn't have been so hard on you. Seriously.

Right now, LibDems have a special place in my heart. ❤️

For our newcomers. This is what a proper Flashmob looks like. If the Labour Party don't sort themselves out this is where the future is. #Brexit #reform

www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=368&v=kIgFfeGhccM&feature=emb_logo

I need a landlady to hand over to very soon comrades! 🙏 In the spirit of ‘for the many’ our socialist brothers and sisters must share the responsibility and personal bounty of this state run bar. The ministry of bullshit directive states that each tenancy must be relinquished at the end of its designated term, to a new ‘fully sanctioned and approved’ sympathetic landlord/landlady/landxe.

Love that video, Howabout! The big reveal.

A hung parliament? I’m interested as to why you think that is a good thing? It will lead to Labour with a SNP supply arrangement, I would have thought this would be even worse than a majority for ANY party!

Unfortunately a vote for Lib Dem would be a wasted vote here, otherwise I would be voting them.

For me the worst outcome of this election would be either party having a majority so I am going to have to vote tactically. The best outcome for me would be Tory/Lib Dem coalition with a second referendum as a trade off.

The best outcome for me would be Tory/Lib Dem coalition with a second referendum as a trade off.

That would never be a serious proposition. Too many areas of disagreement. We'd end up with dither, delay, fudge and stasis.

If you must vote, vote LibDem. Please.

Loved that Flashmob! 😂😍

Bloody brilliant! The young singers were crazy good...