Brexit Arms Festive Special. Will the Grinch steal christmas? Could it be ‘Christmas with the Kranks?’ Or will we end up with a ‘Blue’ Christmas after all?...🤷🏻‍♀️🎄

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First off, comrade Hilda has been busy in the propaganda dept! Praise be to Hilda! The dear leader will appreciate and reward your efforts with a cushy job in the newly opened Ministry of Bullshit. ✊🥀

Specials board.

⭐️ Snacks.

•Salty Bar nuts
(we always have too many)

•Marrow crisps,
I know you all hate them, but we had a glut and needed to do something with them. 🤷🏻‍♀️😬

⭐️ Mains.

A festive choice of...

•’Properly Stuffed’ “Christmas voting” Turkey.

•Festive Glazed Gammons.

•Goose that laid the Gilded socialist egg.

•’Whigs’ in blankets.

•Sauce for the Goose and Sauce for the Gander

•Brussels’ sprouts.
Divisive, yet still popular in some quarters...

•Neeps and tatties.
Grown in Corbyn’s Communist plot and kindly gifted back to us by the SNP.

⭐️Festive Drinks.

•Rebecca’s long Baileys.
Seems nice enough, but can be vicious if you have too much.

•Corbyn’s Victory Gin.
State sanctioned by big brother.

•Bag in, artisan Earl Grey Cocktail.
A Boris election special.

•Red flag Rum.
for the singing socialists among us.

•Egg nog.
Gifted by Trump. Sticks in your throat a bit, but it’s polite to drink it and pretend to half enjoy it anyway.

•The #ClassicDmitri.
Shaken and stirred. A Russian Vodka based Cocktail, shrouded in mystery and intrigue. No one really knows how it came to exist, but all we know is, that it might have happened. Somewhere. And now it’s on the menu. Enjoy!

⭐️Desserts.

•Imported Panettone.
Get it fast, I’m reliably informed we will never ever have it again post Brexit.

•Traditional Christmas pudding.
have a good look for that old fashioned sixpence inside, we might need it when all the money runs out.

•Damson jam steamed pudding.
I’m told by the suppliers, that It’s like the infamous Mumsnet chicken, we can get eleventy billion servings from it and still have more for the freezer.

As always, welcome to all who pass through this place, but, as ever please observe the sign above the bar. If you can’t read it. It says...

DON’T BE A TWAT.

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“GCHQ: "Yep, but we are implementing Operation Double-It-And-Add-30 forthwith and escalating it straight away to DefCon1".”

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I came back to see whether any reality had hit at all - and it hasn’t. You are all in same place (by the sounds of it all relatively comfortable and sure that brexit won’t affext your lives at all and happy to be rather unkind to those it will).

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Took me FUCKING AGES to do that one!!!

Actual literal toil 🙄😂

Dusty! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

if we leave the EU there won't be bananas in the shops anymore because they'll all have gone off by the time they reach the UK!

Even though we import the vast majority of our bananas from Latin America?

Will we be blockaded by the EU Navy? Is there an EU Navy?

If your CEO knows something the rest of the world doesn't, GreenishMe, I think she should share.

Dusty, love the memes.

You posters are on top form today - the memes, and a special award for Lily for the transcript.

Dapple - if anything it's to de-stabilize us, as we're pretty good at getting quite cross with the Russians. And by keeping us in our brexitty uncertainty for as long as poss, it also causes some instability in the EU.

As it would probably benefit Russia if the UK leaves the EU, if they are messing around with things it's probably only for their amusement; watching the UK pinkies regurgitate anything that's fed to them.

Belle, that conservative ad is brill!!!

Where I grew up (Moss Side) was a really deprived area and even we had bananas....we had more bananas than money. They were almost our staple diet because they were so filling.

Banana butties...lovely :)

I love the Captain Corbyn Dusty :)

“Where I grew up (Moss Side) was a really deprived area and even we had bananas....”

You rich elite bastard.

Have you ever heard of a food bank? Jeez...

Some folk have never even SEEN a banana, and here you are, not caring about them and waving your tory bananas around all over the place.

I really wish I had lots of smiley faces to choose from like everyone else.

I can only :) or :(

Even when something's really funny ..... all I do is :)

:(

It's the Tory austerity drive Greenish :(

Only the RICH ELITIST WEALTHY BASTARD UNCARING among us have access to 🙌🙏🕯🎵🇬🇧🍷🤷🏻‍♀️😻😘🙄😂

I suppose you lived in a hole in the road didn't you?

Well we all better get digging again after Thursday :)

According to my mum, the most exciting thing when WW2 ended was eating a banana again. They came from the Caribbean back then.

“It's the Tory austerity drive Greenish sad”

First they took our fish fingers, then they took our emojis!

Only the RICH ELITIST WEALTHY BASTARD UNCARING among us have access to 🙌🙏🕯🎵🇬🇧🍷🤷🏻‍♀️😻😘🙄😂

Bloody Tories

MN even ration the images like COMMUNISTS!!

I have to go off the app & dick around on the web page of MN to post because I am too profligate with my picture posting 🙄😩

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Vote Tory, lose emojis 😟

It's this old old laptop I've got .... only [ works not

so I have to resort to the colon and brackets

I blame Brexit

“I suppose you lived in a hole in the road didn't you?”

I only had half a hole.

I blame Brexit

Obvs

It's the root of all evil 😈

“I blame Brexit”

I blame Colin Hunt.

On a tangent...

There was a political compass survey link posted in another thread which places you in one of 7 political 'tribes'

It's based on 3 axes:
Economic (left/right)
National (Globalist/Nationalist)
Social (Liberal/Conservative)

The tribes are:
Strong Left
Traditionalists
Progressives
Centrists
Somewheres
Kind Young Capitalists
Strong Right

I came out as being a 'Kind Young Capitalist':
Very strongly right wing Economic
Mildly Globalist
Strongly Socially Liberal

Apparently the joint largest grouping of people (and likely to have voted Remain 😂), with Ruth Davidson as my 'spiritual leader'

Link here if anyone fancies doing it...

www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/survey3d.html

Ooooh, I’ve done it dusty... here’s mine! I’m a kind young capitalist. 🏅😉