Brexit Arms Festive Special. Will the Grinch steal christmas? Could it be ‘Christmas with the Kranks?’ Or will we end up with a ‘Blue’ Christmas after all?...🤷🏻‍♀️🎄

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First off, comrade Hilda has been busy in the propaganda dept! Praise be to Hilda! The dear leader will appreciate and reward your efforts with a cushy job in the newly opened Ministry of Bullshit. ✊🥀

Specials board.

⭐️ Snacks.

•Salty Bar nuts
(we always have too many)

•Marrow crisps,
I know you all hate them, but we had a glut and needed to do something with them. 🤷🏻‍♀️😬

⭐️ Mains.

A festive choice of...

•’Properly Stuffed’ “Christmas voting” Turkey.

•Festive Glazed Gammons.

•Goose that laid the Gilded socialist egg.

•’Whigs’ in blankets.

•Sauce for the Goose and Sauce for the Gander

•Brussels’ sprouts.
Divisive, yet still popular in some quarters...

•Neeps and tatties.
Grown in Corbyn’s Communist plot and kindly gifted back to us by the SNP.

⭐️Festive Drinks.

•Rebecca’s long Baileys.
Seems nice enough, but can be vicious if you have too much.

•Corbyn’s Victory Gin.
State sanctioned by big brother.

•Bag in, artisan Earl Grey Cocktail.
A Boris election special.

•Red flag Rum.
for the singing socialists among us.

•Egg nog.
Gifted by Trump. Sticks in your throat a bit, but it’s polite to drink it and pretend to half enjoy it anyway.

•The #ClassicDmitri.
Shaken and stirred. A Russian Vodka based Cocktail, shrouded in mystery and intrigue. No one really knows how it came to exist, but all we know is, that it might have happened. Somewhere. And now it’s on the menu. Enjoy!

⭐️Desserts.

•Imported Panettone.
Get it fast, I’m reliably informed we will never ever have it again post Brexit.

•Traditional Christmas pudding.
have a good look for that old fashioned sixpence inside, we might need it when all the money runs out.

•Damson jam steamed pudding.
I’m told by the suppliers, that It’s like the infamous Mumsnet chicken, we can get eleventy billion servings from it and still have more for the freezer.

As always, welcome to all who pass through this place, but, as ever please observe the sign above the bar. If you can’t read it. It says...

DON’T BE A TWAT.

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Was Jezbollah maybe catching up on last year's Queen's Speech, working out what he'd missed?

Been out with mates Fri, Sat, Sun and tonight, people from mine & many other Midlands constituencies. Not a single mention of the GE. I therefore conclude everyone's made up their minds. Roll on this time next week, let voting commence!

Yes Singing, I did it earlier.....it didn't come out as I expected at all!

It seems Jezbollah couldn't find The Donald in the crowd

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I guess that means he talks the talk but he doesn't walk the walk.

Did Jeremy really say that?!

My results - mostly cons and labour but a big chunk of Brexit Party for me. I didn’t even know what their policies were!

No Green at all, which in theory would be surprising for me, but in practice they don’t seem to be very Green and I don’t think they ever mention the o word.

I guess that means he talks the talk but he doesn't walk the walk.

My pet theory is that Our Man from Havana was hiding behind the Corinthian pillars, being incognito in dark glasses and a Panama hat, hoping to avoid being seen in case The Prez's security guys decided to duff him up.

He's going to get such a dressing-down from Rebecca Long-Bailey.

Did Jeremy really say that?!

I don't remember the exact words on the news. He did say he would 'ambush' Trump (at the NATO event) and tell him to keep his hands off our hospitals.

Seems he was all mouth and no trousers. (whatever that means)

Morning campers!

Hi-de-Hi !! 🙌

Apologies for being very rude on this thread & bursting in & out without much interaction - I've been v distracted with other stuff but have been catching up on the thread when I can, albeit not posting.

...I've been channeling our Jezsus - 'present but not involved'...

What's the Queens Speech stuff all about btw?!
I've not watched any news for a couple of days?

And lol at 'our man from Havana' giving it all the big bollocks then dodging Trump like a tit 😂😂

Have seen on other threads people burnishing their lefty credentials wrt the 'vote for policies' thing but have noticed quite a few saying 'I didn't choose all topics, just a couple' - so in the spirit of gaming the system, here's my results when I only answered topics & recognised the policies:

100% Labour 😱

(And there's me voting Tory when I'm 100% Labour! 😮😘😂)

🙄 missed a word...

here's my results when I only answered a few selective topics & recognised the policies...

Aha! So that's how you keep the Red Flag Flying! Morning, Dusty, hope the new job is still going well.

Jezbollah intimated he wasn't going to watch the QS on Christmas Day. Cue outrage at evidence of his I Hate the UK stance. Then he said he didn't know what time it was on. Then he tried to say it was only a repeat anyway. Then he said...dunno, I gave up listening at that point.

His I Hate the UK stance is pretty clearly demonstrated by the fact that he always picks sides in any argument and it's never ours, so I think there are bigger things to worry about than whether he watches the QS or not.

In the meantime, here's a chart from the BBC. It suggests BXP is being squeezed by the Conservatives among Leave voters while the LibDems are being squeezed by Labour. We want the LibDems to get at least 13% of the votes so if there's a Lib Dem staffer reading this, may I make a plea?

^Stop sending us spam. It's cheesing everyone off. Even those on The Other Thread.
^

while the LibDems are being squeezed by Labour.

Meant to add "among Remainers".

Need more Brexit Party & Labour Leavers to come over to the dark side!!

(And remainers scared of Corbz also...!)

Work's ok Lily - it's boring but I'm v busy which is good - just means I'm in bed knackered at ridiculous early time at night 🙄😳😂

Been getting stress from ex again about divorce stuff so that's not helped either 🙄

Now I've pissed away nearly an hour this morning on MN I'm running late 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Laters!!! ✊🥀

I would definitely vote for the brexit party but my area is very conservative/ libdem so I’ll vote Tory to keep the liberals out.

And I wish I had more time for mumsnet but I just haven’t.
Will be up all night next Thursday though for a good drink

Need more .....Labour Leavers to come over to the dark side!!

Fear not - I am here!

....and hopefully many more like me...the betrayed ones. Tbh, even without the betrayal I couldn't give this Labour Party my vote, although I wouldn't necessarily have voted Tory either.

I can't give my vote to JohnMcDonnellCorbyn. No, no, no, no, no!

I've got a dodgy - key :(

I fear the Labour Party machinery is now so thoroughly Corbynised that it may no longer be possible for moderate MPs to fight the good fight from the inside, GreenishMe. Rather like the EU, which is also ideological.

Some time ago, Joe Haines wrote the blueprint for how to take back the party, the name, the brand, the funding, and reclaim it from the inside. He urged moderate MPs to do so. This was soon after 28 June 2016, when Jezbollah lost a vote of confidence by Labour Party MPs by 172–40, an unprecedented event. Jezza's response was that the motion had no "constitutional legitimacy" and that he intended to continue as the elected leader.

Sadly, moderate Labour bottled it. Since then, Momentum has captured almost all the levers within the party.

Fear not - I am here!

🙌 🥳 🎉

Yay Greenish!!

Hey Dusty, I hope you are at work. You wouldn’t want to be accused of laying around all day, being anti patriotic, because you didn’t want to work, and just claimed benefits when you clearly didn’t need them. Obvs we would never call anyone on benefits scroungers because that’s awful and reductive, The horror! Clearly, you are just a daily mail benefit scrounger though.

Should have said ‘daily mail reading’

God. I love the bat-shittery of MN at times. It’s truly an eye opener! 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

#comradewaynetta.

I've been here since just after half 8 & have only just turned on my computer 😳

Will get sacked at this rate 😮😳😂

Thank goodness there's no eyes on me 👀