First off, comrade Hilda has been busy in the propaganda dept! Praise be to Hilda! The dear leader will appreciate and reward your efforts with a cushy job in the newly opened Ministry of Bullshit. ✊🥀
Specials board.
⭐️ Snacks.
•Salty Bar nuts
(we always have too many)
•Marrow crisps,
I know you all hate them, but we had a glut and needed to do something with them. 🤷🏻♀️😬
⭐️ Mains.
A festive choice of...
•’Properly Stuffed’ “Christmas voting” Turkey.
•Festive Glazed Gammons.
•Goose that laid the Gilded socialist egg.
•’Whigs’ in blankets.
•Sauce for the Goose and Sauce for the Gander
•Brussels’ sprouts.
Divisive, yet still popular in some quarters...
•Neeps and tatties.
Grown in Corbyn’s Communist plot and kindly gifted back to us by the SNP.
⭐️Festive Drinks.
•Rebecca’s long Baileys.
Seems nice enough, but can be vicious if you have too much.
•Corbyn’s Victory Gin.
State sanctioned by big brother.
•Bag in, artisan Earl Grey Cocktail.
A Boris election special.
•Red flag Rum.
for the singing socialists among us.
•Egg nog.
Gifted by Trump. Sticks in your throat a bit, but it’s polite to drink it and pretend to half enjoy it anyway.
•The #ClassicDmitri.
Shaken and stirred. A Russian Vodka based Cocktail, shrouded in mystery and intrigue. No one really knows how it came to exist, but all we know is, that it might have happened. Somewhere. And now it’s on the menu. Enjoy!
⭐️Desserts.
•Imported Panettone.
Get it fast, I’m reliably informed we will never ever have it again post Brexit.
•Traditional Christmas pudding.
have a good look for that old fashioned sixpence inside, we might need it when all the money runs out.
•Damson jam steamed pudding.
I’m told by the suppliers, that It’s like the infamous Mumsnet chicken, we can get eleventy billion servings from it and still have more for the freezer.
As always, welcome to all who pass through this place, but, as ever please observe the sign above the bar. If you can’t read it. It says...
DON’T BE A TWAT.
🎄 🌟 🎁 🍸 🥜 🦃 🎅