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Westminstenders: Indicative Crossiants

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RedToothBrush · 26/03/2019 18:23

Tomorrow the Indicative debate starts at 3pm

The Speaker will choose options to go to vote.

Vote at 7pm for yes or no for each option.

7.30pm The SI debate on extension followed by vote.

Announcement of the indicative vote sometime between 8.15pm and 9.30pm

Meanwhile the DUP have indicated they would prefer a long delay (and presumably EU elections by default) rather than May's deal, in a strange twist of Brexit.

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67chevvyimpala · 27/03/2019 10:55

Ugh! not black forest gateux...I hate cherries!

I whipped up a nice chocolate mousse the other day but it was VERY rich.

I've also discovered melting chocolate in a microwave! No more double boilers! This will change my life 😂🍫

I've had croissants every day for breakfast since Saturday 🇪🇺

67chevvyimpala · 27/03/2019 10:57

I do like a cornish pasty

67chevvyimpala · 27/03/2019 10:58

Have any of you ever made your own wafers?

I could just eat some schnitzel....

Tanith · 27/03/2019 11:11

I hope this works: I’ve never done it before. Hopefully, you’ll see Richard Ashworth’s speech tweeted by Julie Girling MEP:

t.co/02RTy20WPX?ssr=true

prettybird · 27/03/2019 11:13

Wafers? No.

Waffles. Yes. Smile

havingtochangeusernameagain · 27/03/2019 11:15

I really don't get the impression the BBC is right wing or anti staying in the EU.

I would say my politics are left of centre and I think they are pretty lefty liberal. If others think they are a Tory mouthpiece, I'd say they are getting the balance pretty right.

I can't comment on the indyref issue as I don't live in Scotland though I did have the impression that in common with much of the mainstream media they were pro Scotland staying in the EU.

CordeliaEarhart · 27/03/2019 11:17

So funny to hear all those nasty EU directives which will no longer control our lives after Brexit! No, wait, the government is implementing this one anyway...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47715415

1tisILeClerc · 27/03/2019 11:17

{Ugh! not black forest gateux...I hate cherries! }
Happy to compromise, I can eat the cherries!

With a bit of ingenuity you can do most things in a microwave, but sometimes it just looks crap.

1tisILeClerc · 27/03/2019 11:19

{I would say my politics are left of centre and I think they are pretty lefty liberal. If others think they are a Tory mouthpiece, I'd say they are getting the balance pretty right.}

For much of the Brexit reporting they are just limp.

MarshaBradyo · 27/03/2019 11:19

I thought the right complained about the BBC being too left

DGRossetti · 27/03/2019 11:23
Sad
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TheABC · 27/03/2019 11:27

This thread is ruining my diet. Mnnnn.Waffles...

MyNameIsArthur · 27/03/2019 11:28

PMK as am in hospital and have no tv so relying on you all for today's drama and informative discussion!

67chevvyimpala · 27/03/2019 11:35

Mmmmm.

Waffles.

RedToothBrush · 27/03/2019 11:37

Laura Kuenssberg@bbclaurak
Brexiteer MP trying to convince whips to wait for MV 3 til next Tuesday or weds - worries they won’t have numbers in time by Friday - MPs need to ‘stew’ over threat of customs union they say

Meanwhile DUP’s Diane Dodds tells EU Parliament they won’t accept deal as it stands that compromises integrity of UK

Err yeah OK DUP...

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LonelyTiredandLow · 27/03/2019 11:39

Why are they still wasting time suggesting WA will get through on Friday? DUP is never going to change on WA. Are Tories trying to take up time away from more indicative votes? I was expecting those to go over a week but it seems as though they are only picking out 6/7 and no more?

If Labour and Tories whip I wonder if defections to TIGs might happen?

QueenMabby · 27/03/2019 11:44

This was posted in the comments of the tweet Tanith linked to above of Richard Ashworth’s speech.
“Don’t Leave it, Lead it” is a fantastic slogan. Why wasn’t this all over social media in the run up to the referendum? (Or was I just not engaged enough at the time and missed it? I don’t think I did!).

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BercowsSilkTie · 27/03/2019 11:44

So DUP won't support the WA and JRM will only support it if the DUP do.
Well, this is fun!
Hopefully others are more mature and will do something positive. Like vote to revoke.

TalkinPaece · 27/03/2019 11:46

Hester
DH has said that Corbyn was a Tory mole ever since he looked so pleased the morning after the referendum
He's a Tory plant in the Labour party who was meant to snipe from the sidelines and then the plan went wrong when he became leader as he could no longer hide
GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

RedToothBrush · 27/03/2019 11:47

Peter Foster @pmdfoster
NEW: Right. Will there, or will there not be a border in Northern Ireland in the event of a 'no deal' #brexit?

Today HMRC is holding conversations with NI business groups on what happens. I have copy of the talking points handed out. What do we learn? 1/Thread

It's all based on the UK Government's communication from March 12 on how it would handle a 'no deal'....known in Brussels as the 'smugglers' charter' - it is summarised in the talking points thus: /2
www.gov.uk/guidance/eu-exit-avoiding-a-hard-border-in-northern-ireland-in-a-no-deal-scenario

So the UK is committed to having no checks for stuff going from Republic to the North....which begs the questions set out here in the talking points paper.

What happens if people abuse the border? How does that work? It's a gaping hole.... /3

So I asked a leading NI business chief how he saw it going down. How long the UK could maintain this "temporary" zero-checks regime, or 'intelligence-led' approach to checks.

To summarise, he was sceptical. Here's what he said. /4

"Intelligence tells HMRC currently that known smuggler X is laundering fuel. They send in the HRMC with a full Tactical Support Group as protection to check his sheds. Same thing happens when they search corners shops in the Bogside for fake/illegally imported cigarettes... /5

The point is: "Intelligence tells you something is astray, but it takes a battle group to check."

So how long can UKG turn a blind eye, to avoid those kind of frictions? /6

Not long. Another example for said biz chief.

"Beef comes up from Dundalk [in South], swap lorry cabs in Newry [in North]. How do you tell if it’s not from Dungannon when it arrives in Larne? You can’t unless you’re checking the documents, the loads. /7

So the result is: "all our firms have to complete paperwork, be delayed, assumed as criminal.

"It’s an Irish Sea Border worse than the backstop." /8

Or put another way: "The 'we'll do nothing for 12 months [after a no deal Brexit'] is nonsense, they’ll have to check everything."

Doesn't sound good. Sounds pretty much like a border, all told. /9

Which if you listen carefully is what @MichelBarnier said to MEPs today....

"The Commission is ready to make additional resources available to Ireland, technical and financial, to address any additional challenges."

No mention of legal derogations. /10

"There will be no hard border", he says, but then adds "Because of course we have to respect the Single Market, but also out of respect for the British internal market, there are going to have to be checks carried out somewhere."

So a border that's not called a border. /11

Which, as so often with Brexit brings us back to where we started. As the HMRC talking points document says:

"In the event of no deal, the Government would seek an open discussion about the border with the European Commission and Irish Government as soon as possible." /12

What does that mean? Negotiating a form of the backstop in the event of a 'no deal'?

Ah, well ask that question and you get more semantics. /13

As one source tells me.

I don't think we'd call it a backstop, but of course all the issues we know so well just re-present themselves.

Same old, same old. 14/ENDS

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TheMShip · 27/03/2019 11:55

Ah, infighting...

^Cummings condemns hardline Brexiters in the European Research Group as “delusional” and “useful idiots”. He says:
Those of you in the narcissist-delusional subset of the ERG who have spent the last three years scrambling for the 810 Today slot while spouting gibberish about trade and the law across SW1 — i.e exactly the contemptible behaviour that led to your enforced marginalisation during the referendum and your attempt to destroy Vote Leave — you are also in the pirate category. You were useful idiots for Remain during the campaign and with every piece of bullshit from Bill Cash et al you have helped only Remain for three years. Remember how you WELCOMED the backstop as a ‘triumph’ in December 2017 when it was obvious to everybody who knew what was going on — NOT the Cabinet obviously — that this effectively ended the ‘negotiations’? Remember how Bernard Jenkin wrote on ConHome that he didn’t have to ‘ruin his weekend’ reading the document to know it was another success for the natural party of government — bringing to mind very clearly how during the referendum so many of you guys were too busy shooting or skiing or chasing girls to do any actual work. You should be treated like a metastasising tumour and excised from the UK body politic.

Cummings has been contemptuous of backbench Tory Brexiters in the Commons for years. During the EU referendum campaign he used to refer to them as the “flying monkeys”.

He suggests the UK could in future abandon any commitments it makes to the EU as part of the Brexit settlement. In a message directed at Vote Leave activists, he says:
Also, don’t worry about the so-called ‘permanent’ commitments this historically abysmal cabinet are trying to make on our behalf. They are not ‘permanent’ and a serious government — one not cowed by officials and their bullshit ‘legal advice’ with which they have herded ministers like sheep — will dispense with these commitments and any domestic law enforcing them.^

BigChocFrenzy · 27/03/2019 11:57

Thank you, Donald Tusk ! StarStarStarStarStar
Someone is listening to the 48% 55%

May - and Corbyn - are trying to tear us away from the only Parliament & leader that still respects and cares about us

  • despite of all the insults, threats and wrecking tactics by the Brexiters

Richard Ashworth is an interesting illustration of how the Tory party has forced out moderates:

He was the leader of the Consrvative MEPs until late 2013, but was then toppled by the Tory rightwing.
He and Julie Girling were suspended in 2017 for speaking out against UK govt policy on Brexit

They now sit as Independents
and they also left the rightwing ECR - with whom UK Tories sit in the EP - and joined the EPP centre right grouping

BigChocFrenzy · 27/03/2019 12:04

So Cummings is just copying ERG batshitters like DD, in saying we can renege on everything we sign ? Hmm

Doesn't he realise the EU will retaliate by removing any benefits we have kept after Brexit ?

woman19 · 27/03/2019 12:11

@IanDunt
Today seems a good day to reiterate that People's Vote and Soft Brexit are not competitors, no matter what the leadership of either side says. They are ways to preventing the damage of Brexit.

Littlespaces · 27/03/2019 12:14

I e mailed Julie Girling and had a lovely detailed reply.

She would be an asset to any party.