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Is May going to resign?

79 replies

brizzlemint · 20/03/2019 19:43

She's going to talk from Downing Street in half an hour?

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 20/03/2019 19:44

nope.

ssd · 20/03/2019 19:44

If only

OhYouBadBadKitten · 20/03/2019 19:45

she will say blah blah blah it's all their fault, it's not mine and they are all evil betrayers and should have their heads chopped off.
Or something among similar lines.

NoWordForFluffy · 20/03/2019 19:47

Nope. She hasn't 'delivered Brexit / fulfilled the will of the people' yet.

Theworldisfullofgs · 20/03/2019 19:47

Hope so. Honestly think something is wrong with her.

Holidayshopping · 20/03/2019 19:48

Nope, though I would love it to be so.

She will say:

Let me be absolutely clear...
Brexit means Brexit.
My deal is best.
Parliament are being horrible and not doing what I say and if they don’t vote through my deal, it’s all their fault when we crash out. Or
Corbyn’s.
No, you can’t have a PV as this isn’t a democracy.

And other such bollocks.

EmmaGellerGreen · 20/03/2019 19:50

No. She will deliver the same stock phrases, blame everyone else and stagger on.

BrexitBingoGenerator · 20/03/2019 19:51

She will say these things;

Orderly exit
Delivering the will of the British people
I have asked for a delay
Brexit means brexit

Bla bla bla rinse and repeat.

Songsofexperience · 20/03/2019 19:52

Well if she does, can she at least revoke first?

myrtleWilson · 20/03/2019 19:52

Nope
She's "reaching out to the people to get us onside for her deal" although curiously enough there is a mechanism which allows her to actually reach out but no, not that sort of reaching out...

Songsofexperience · 20/03/2019 19:53

(Wishful thinking)

The80sweregreat · 20/03/2019 19:53

Nah, she'll have a new necklace on and spout on a bit about nothing.

Angelicinnocent · 20/03/2019 19:56

Apparently Corbyn has just walked out of the meeting of party leaders because chuka umunna was there and hes not a proper party leader.

MarshaBradyo · 20/03/2019 19:57

I doubt it

More likely to say nothing of note - just as she has every time

NicoAndTheNiners · 20/03/2019 20:06

I'm praying she's going to announce a second referendum but I doubt it.

Gossip is EU are going to tell her tomorrow that if her WA isn't through Parliament next week then we leave in a few days with no deal or they will agree to a longer extension only on condition there's another referendum. No idea how true this is.

NicoAndTheNiners · 20/03/2019 20:07

If I was her I'd revoke and resign and fuck off into the sunset. Otherwise known as doing a Cameron.

NoWordForFluffy · 20/03/2019 20:12

That's my enduring hope, Nico!

Littlespaces · 20/03/2019 20:14

No.

Wauden · 20/03/2019 20:17

Anyone know when she will speak?

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 20/03/2019 20:19

Orderly exit
Delivering the will of the British people
I have asked for a delay
Brexit means brexit

I'm afraid this will be it.

SalrycLuxx · 20/03/2019 20:24

Please let that be right nico

NicoAndTheNiners · 20/03/2019 20:25

Statement delayed.

How ironic.

brizzlemint · 20/03/2019 20:26

If I was her I'd revoke and resign and fuck off into the sunset. Otherwise known as doing a Cameron

I'd feel inclined to do the same if I was her. I can't for the life of me see why she is staying.

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Holidayshopping · 20/03/2019 20:27

Gossip is EU are going to tell her tomorrow that if her WA isn't through Parliament next week then we leave in a few days with no deal or they will agree to a longer extension only on condition there's another referendum. No idea how true this is.

Fingers crossed.

FunkyBarnYardBroom · 20/03/2019 20:28

Perhaps she will speak 19th June 🤪