Imagine it was spun the other way:
Hey there you lucky EU citizen!! 👋Being part of the EU is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of large economic trading bloc and a powerful one at that! Our exclusive members have access to the single market and the customs union, with lots of trade deals in place and plenty of up and coming ones on the horizon. All you have to do is trade!
The United Kingdom is at the pioneering forefront of the decision and legislation making process within the EU! Just think, you get to have a large hand in negotiating and implementing laws at the big table and seeing the fruits of your labour come to pass. How's that for starters? Alternatively if you don't like a proposal put forth you can simply say no thanks. Don't wish to be part of the Eurozone? No problem. Schengen not for you? Don't worry. As a fully paid-up member you're eligible for various 'opt-outs'. Pretty cool huh?
Your membership will ensure you have the freedom to live and work and travel in any of the EU countries relatively hassle free. You can even choose to get your education in an EU country- what's not to like? And if that doesn't fancy your tickle, then it's worth noting that should you choose to study in the U.K. the EU funds research to the tune £730m per year in the U.K. alone. That's a whole load of bang for your buck!
And that's not all.
Having this kind of membership ensures you as an EU citizen has the right to paid holidays whilst in employment and will also protect you legally with a capped 48hour working week. No more 16 hour workdays for you my friend!
Did I mention the health benefits included in this package? Not only is the EU working to make air pollution cleaner, it is also at the very heart of progressive scientific research, advancing the development and production of pharmaceutical drugs for a wide range of illnesses. Food and water is also cleaner and safer thanks to EU protection. Also the way in which tobacco substances are marketed has been 'de-glamorised' in rder to prevent disease and premature death!That's sure to put a spring in your step!
How about a little leisure time? As Madonna once sang, "it would be so nice if we took a holiday" and boy, was she right? Looking a bit pasty? Need a vitamin D boost? No problem! Your membership package means flights from the U.K. to the continent are inexpensive and again virtually hassle free. Just turn up at the airport and off you go! Just don't for your burgundy passport and your toothbrush!
And thanks to the EU you can also enjoy a tipple of your favourite beverage at a lower cost. Under the trade law you can bring back a relatively large amount of alcohol for your own personal consumption. Sure to keep you stocked up for many a Christmas, no doubt.
Can't afford to get away? Fear not, thanks to trade agreements within the EU, it means you only have to travel as far as your local off licence, convenience store or supermarket and you will see that a bottle of wine or maybe some continental beers are as cheap as they've ever been. Hic
Jeez, I can't believe I wrote all that . Is that not something we should've^ 'got behind and supported'? 