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Westministenders: Up Shit Creek without Wifi.

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RedToothBrush · 29/04/2017 22:12

Theresa May is being held hostage.

There is mounting evidence that all is not as it seems at CCHQ. It makes you don your tin foil hat and ask who is in charge.

Theresa May was a Remainer. She suddenly abandoned that when she became leader. Her proclamation of what would follow next seems directly at odds with her actions. This is not her fault. This is her plea for help and way of telling the outside world that she is a prisoner of Brexit.

At first it seemed like perhaps she had been locked up with Brexiteers for too long. She seemed to be developing a survival strategy which seemed totally irrational to outsiders. The signs of intimidation everywhere though. Instead of criticising those who did this, May joined in with them or was complicit in her silence.

Things are now taking a sinister turn. After repeatedly saying ‘No Election’, May crumbled and called one. She has now not been seen in public since. Instead she is being wheeled out at closed events to the party faithful. They are being dressed as mixing with the people but they are no such thing. The plebs in attendance are set to ‘mute’ or locked out completely.

Behold the coming of the May-Bot. She seeks to ‘prevent tourism’ in Wales. She now no longer knows which town she is currently in. (Much less have a plan for Brexit). She accuses an organisation set up to use its numbers to get better deals, of doing what it is supposed to, except she calls this ‘ganging up’.

May is not transported in a bus. Oh no. Instead she travels by the Bond Villian’s choice of transport; the helicopter.

More worrying still is the mantra ‘Strong and Stable’ repeated as many times as possible. It is almost as if, if she says it enough she might start believing it. She certainly has got her party members brainwashed and acting as if they were Zombies. Who needs ‘Spice’ when you are a Conservative? They ‘Believe’…

The ploy is to hoodwink people into voting for May instead of the Tories. CCHQ have removed Conservative branding from literature and campaigning in the North. The party are still too toxic, but May apparently scores well especially against Corbyn. Ironically however negatively I think of Corbyn he does display something May increasingly seems incapable of: humanity.

Many people might think of May as some sort of dictator figure. Its true. Every vote for her strengthens her hand. But not for Brexit negotiations. Mainly because Brexit is without merit or reward. Not unless you hold power. This is part 2 of the grab for it.

This is May’s power paradox. SHE is not powerful. She isn’t persuasive. She isn’t a healer of divides. She relies on authoritarian measures to get her way. This isn’t a sign of her personal power, but a sign of her personal weakness. She is sly and sneaky in her methods rather than compelling others to come along with her. They are doing so more because they dislike the alternative in Corbyn less.

She is not stable. She has lurched from one drama to the next, and has repeatedly been forced to back down from what she wanted. Nothing says ‘stability’ and ‘good leadership’ like appointing Boris Johnson Foreign Secretary. The lady is not so much for turning and leading, but is already staggering around dizzy whilst blindfolded playing pin the tail on the donkey. And Christ she’s got a lot of them in her Government. Including the numpty who decided to do a live event and broadcast it in an area with no wi-fi. Mind you, that is soon to be the entire country. Or what’s left of it.

She had said she had a mandate for Brexit and did not need this to be approved by the country as she was getting on with the job. This is why we are having a General Election to give her a mandate…

Not only that, but there is a lurking question here that should not be forgotten. Who is pulling May’s strings and making her dance as her actions are not natural? Every puppet show has puppet masters behind the scenes of the stage, hiding in the shadows.

They will dispense with their toy once she has outlived her usefulness like every good baddie.

Is she the one we should be most fearful of?

Hold on tight this is going to be a very bumpy ride over the next two years. Just how many casualties will be sacrificed on the altar of Brexit?

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HashiAsLarry · 05/05/2017 11:24

I'm totally up for the polka dot party!

woman12345 · 05/05/2017 11:27

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dummy_candidate
Or this^
Again, it's worked before.

whatwouldrondo · 05/05/2017 11:33

Please NOT the pink party. I have had Breast Cancer, do not get me or many more of us on the whole pink feather boa, fairy princess tutu candy floss issue. Powerful brand though.... which is the excuse the charities trott out when people point out how trivialising and patronising it is for people who face a life threatening disease and the mutilation, poison and burning that are the treatments for it

Badders123 · 05/05/2017 11:33

Polka dot party?
Very Kath kidston!! 😁
I agree with pp - I want to get involved but with childcare and my mum it's really hard

woman12345 · 05/05/2017 11:34

Surreal election needs surrealist solutions.

A lot of the courageous and continuing opposition to Trump and especially Putin is through satirical interventions and direct action.

See the dick bridge intervention painted on bridge opposite the internal spying agency in St Petersburg.

The massive penis was created by the radical art collective Voina, or War, who painted the organ on the bridge to highlight the security measures that will be put in place when St. Petersburg hosts the International Economic Forum from June 17.

Read more: metro.co.uk/2010/06/17/giant-penis-protest-hits-st-petersburg-397109/#ixzz4gCPl9u00

So many dicks standing for the tory party.

Sorry to lower the tone everyone. Grin

prettybird · 05/05/2017 11:38

I agree: pink is a No Go for all sorts of reasons.

How about a Lilac background with Green polka dots? To reflect our belief in the environment, rights and responsibilities - and hope for a future for our children Grin

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Peregrina · 05/05/2017 11:50

DH went to the verification last night and said that one ward, which the website predicted to be Tory, seemed to have LibDem votes piling up. My own ward looked close, and was LibDem before, so the Tories might squeak it, but not by the margin suggested.

Sorry for answering my own post. The LibDem candidate did indeed pile up the votes, defeating the incumbent Tory handsomely. Served him right, he never did anything for the Ward. Meanwhile in my own ward, where DH reported it looked tight, my candidate retained her seat comfortably.

Badders123 · 05/05/2017 12:05

I need to vote Labour but can't due to corbyn/brexit/omnishambles
I would vote lib dem but rumour has it they are fielding a brexiter (my county voted leave 67%)
So what do I do?

Badders123 · 05/05/2017 12:06

Btw....anyone know how to find out who is bloody standing!?

HashiAsLarry · 05/05/2017 12:10

badders its possible they haven't decided yet. Only found out who Labour have decided to stand here yesterday.

PattyPenguin · 05/05/2017 12:13

The deadline for nominations for the GE is 4pm next Thursday, 11th May.

So you (as in 'one') may not know who is standing in the local constituency until after then.

NinonDeLenclos · 05/05/2017 12:13

Story behind the Natalie Rowe gossip:

www.byline.com/column/22/article/1621

The writer is was Westminister correspondent for the Guardian for 20 years.

whatwouldrondo · 05/05/2017 12:14

We don't have a Labour candidate yet either hopefully they will stand aside

Badders123 · 05/05/2017 12:14

Grrrr
Prob lib dem for me, but whilst holding my nose

Peregrina · 05/05/2017 12:25

I need to vote Labour but can't due to corbyn/brexit/omnishambles

Same problem as my relative is having, who normally votes Labour. But I think if they put up a decent Labour Candidate who has a chance of winning, they still need support. Corbyn won't be there forever, but the NHS will be smashed for a long long time, and won't be rebuilt in a hurry.

Badders123 · 05/05/2017 12:31

Corbyn isn't going anywhere in a hurry...... and that's what worries me
I agree with pp...the Labour lunatics are in charge of the asylum
Lib dem have been the only opposition to the Tories for a while now

LostPeppers · 05/05/2017 12:33

Meanwhile,mother EU is still concentrating on Brexit and is still making themselves quite clear re their position

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jean-claud-juncker-brexit-uk-eu-english-language-french-brexit-theresa-may-commission-a7719151.html

Jean Claude Juncker has taken a swipe at London by stating that "English is losing importance" amid an ongoing Brexit row with Theresa May.

The European Commission President made the comments as he prepared to give a speech, which he said would be better given in French instead.

He said: "Slowly but surely, English is losing importance."

Badders123 · 05/05/2017 12:33

Peregrina...
Labour lost by a WIDE margin in my county

LostPeppers · 05/05/2017 12:33

Oh I am sure that he didn't mean the English language but 'England' is in the Uk too.....

Peregrina · 05/05/2017 12:39

Labour lost by a WIDE margin in my county
OK - I thought you were in a seat where Labour had a chance.

Peregrina · 05/05/2017 13:19

Has this lessons from the 20th Century been published here?

It applies to the US but there is plenty that is pertinent to the UK.

whatwouldrondo · 05/05/2017 13:31

The Barmy Arms is even more bonkers than usual at the moment. Anyone would think something really bad had happened for them to be so worked up.......

"You won, get over it" is a phrase that comes to mind......

prettybird · 05/05/2017 13:37

A friend has posted this on Facebook, where we discussed the turkeys voting for Christmas Labour-swapping-to-Tory mentality Confused, which I think has more than a grain of truth

".... I have come to the conclusion that it was ever thus. In a sweeping generalisation that I will accept criticism for I just don't think people know enough about, understand or indeed care about 'politics' or any of the issues and I don't think they ever have. For the person who has voted Labour all their life and has now voted Tory, did they ever know why they voted Labour? Was it because my family always voted Labour so I will? Were they ever aware of the actual politics and the principles that those political parties stood for? I very much doubt it. So I am not surprised that people have voted this way. They hear on the TV news or read in the gutter press that this guy or that guy is rubbish, they blindly believe it without finding out for themselves. In an age where an argument only has to contain 140 characters and the majority of the population make decisions via some vacuous TV phone-in contest the 'people' are increasingly going to make decisions based on sound bites. There I think that is a fairly robust, strong and stable arguement...........pffffff!!!!"