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The Brexit Arms (temporary till the licensee get here)

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BoredofBrexit · 09/11/2016 07:27

Noise enforcement squad!
Where's the landlady? Surfer?
We've been advised of a a lock in and it's reported that the jukebox has been stuck playing Pulp - Common People - all night.

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surferjet · 17/11/2016 08:23

I've just dropped a brand new bottle of £165 perfume all over my kitchen floor.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I'll do both. SadGrin

InfiniteSheldon · 17/11/2016 08:28

We could have a street party for the deserving poor just need someone to police the barricades and decide who qualifies or do we just assume anyone who turns up is the right type of poor?

BoredOfBrexit · 17/11/2016 08:29

Bummer. Don't mop for a month.

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MangoMoon · 17/11/2016 08:39

Surfer ShockShockShock

Just roll around on the floor in it like a dog.

You'll stink to high heaven obvs, but you want to get some of your money's worth at least!

InfiniteSheldon · 17/11/2016 08:50

Empty your underwear drawer onto it

BoredOfBrexit · 17/11/2016 08:50

New photo on the dartboard please...Tiny Tim Farron. The utter prat.

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MangoMoon · 17/11/2016 08:59

Bored, for you:

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BoredOfBrexit · 17/11/2016 09:29

Bullseye!

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Dapplegrey1 · 17/11/2016 10:31

Surfer - soak cotton hankies if you still have things or any bits of cotton rag in the spillage and keep them in clothes drawers.

howabout · 17/11/2016 11:19

Surfer - can you do the ironing on the floor? My Grannie used to sprinkle the posh perfume my Uncle bought her all over the ironing board.

Just had to recuse myself from a couple of the other threads but you lot are much more on my wavelength. Went to see the Waterboys live last year Bored. The most recent album is fab and youtube has their full Glastonbury live set if you want some top tunes while cooking the dinner.

2 hours overtime waiting in the parents' night queues last night. I missed all the slackers banter and have had to catch up this morning. Sad

IamWendy · 17/11/2016 12:26

Hi mango! Hope you are going to do something productive today, can't have you lazing about now! Wink
Surfer, get some little bits of broken terracotta flowerpots to soak it up, then put behind radiators??

surferjet · 17/11/2016 13:25

Hi all!
Thanks for your mopping up perfume tips Grin sadly I just panicked ( glass everywhere too ) and used loads of kitchen roll - but the house smells gorgeous now so I'm trying to see the funny side 😤

surferjet · 17/11/2016 13:29

Back to Brexit.

I'm as guilty of this as others, but we really must stop using the word "liberal" to describe people who want to overturn the Brexit vote, who are pro-EU and pro-Hillary, who rage against the dumb masses who voted Trump, who think politics is better done by experts than the public, who are made furious by any challenge to the status quo, who use the slur "phobe" or "racist" to deligimitise anyone they disagree with, who flip out over Trump's threat to deport immigrants but say literally nothing about Obama's deportation of three million immigrants, and who demand that the tabloids tone down their commentary so as to stop warping people's minds

These people aren't liberals -- they're neo-reactionaries

Nicked this from my Facebook feed.

BoredOfBrexit · 17/11/2016 14:04

post it on the other thread...go on, you know you want to.......Grin

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surferjet · 17/11/2016 14:07

What other thread?

Reds ?

BoredOfBrexit · 17/11/2016 14:15

Yes.

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surferjet · 17/11/2016 14:23

Tbh I never look at her threads, I did in the beginning but there's a few people on there I just know I wouldn't have much in common with ( being very diplomatic here ) so I wouldn't waste a minute of my precious time talking to them.
Plus I like Red - she's a million miles from the smallfox's of this world & at least tries to understand me/us.

MangoMoon · 17/11/2016 14:28

Rage Against The Machine!

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BoredOfBrexit · 17/11/2016 14:47

Surf, I do read it as I find it interesting - if a bit frustrating, as what is posted is fairly selective, so, in the interests of evenhandedness I take it upon myself to post alternative viewsSmile

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Fawful · 17/11/2016 21:38

there's a few people on there I just know I wouldn't have much in common with ( being very diplomatic here ) so I wouldn't waste a minute of my precious time talking to them.

Who would that be, and why can you not discuss politics with people you have nothing in common with?

Marmitelover55 · 18/11/2016 00:08

Fawful - It's interesting how the Remainers love to engage in discussion/debate but conversely the brexiteers don't want/seem able to sustain/engage in a proper discussion. They will come back to say they are tired of having to explain themselves but us Remainers don't tire of this - we love a good debate/really proper discussion.

MangoMoon · 18/11/2016 00:43

And you also love to pontificate from your ivory tower marmite, as evidenced earlier on the thread.

Tedious in the extreme.

MangoMoon · 18/11/2016 00:58

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InfiniteSheldon · 18/11/2016 06:52

Marmite debating is fine but the constant berating and name calling gets very wearing. Can you understand that that is why Leavers regularly don't engage?

MangoMoon · 18/11/2016 08:41

Good clip from Dragnet!

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/message-social-justice-warriors-courtesy-dragnet