time4chocolate
The UK was the football player receiving the second highest salary on the team. Hence, he had an overinflated ego. He thought he should receive special treatment, unlike players No. 1 and 3. The team granted him some of his wishes (no Shengen, no Euro, etc.), despite him not being a team player at all.
A few months ago, he went to the team manager and asked for more. His list included:
- being exempt from an ever-closer team; he had to have some "Me time" after all... he'd also like to have a say in which matches he'd like to be playing in
- when family of other team members visited his home, he didn't want to have to reciprocate the hospitality he'd get when he visited their homes
- he didn't want to have to bail out other team players whose earnings were in a different currency to his
- he felt he had too much admin to do; this should be reduced
The team manager asked all the other 27 team players what they thought. Surprisingly, instead of just kicking Player No. 2 out, the team actually granted him about 70% of his wishes, hoping he'll finally shut up and just do his job.
Instead, he does a quick survey of his extended family to see what he should do. This includes his mother who thinks her baby is the greatest player of all times, an uncle who thinks he shouldn't have to be nice to the family members of other players in the team (it's only family blood that counts) and his sisters who really knew nothing about football at all and really wanted their brother to play an individual sport like tennis without knowing how good he'd be at it.
52% of his family members say he should leave the team.
He announces the survey results to the team with much fanfare. They obviously become quite annoyed at Player No. 2's sense of self-importance. In the immediate aftermath of his announcement, the currency he earns his wage in collapses, resulting in him now earning less than the previous Player No. 3 in dollar terms.
He also hasn't realised yet that he was only ever a good footballer because he had a capable team that managed to kick the balls towards him a few times. Now, they could potentially just keep the ball to themselves, not letting him have a go.
Silver lining: Without egotistical (previous) Player No. 2, the team can now gather together and step it up, allowing the other members who had been in the shadow of Player No. 2 to shine. Hopefully, they can gain inspiration from Portugal last weekend, which won the EuroCup without their star player.
To be fair, the team manager asked the other players, and begrudgingly, the team