As we've agreed on the school fields thing, let's go back to discussing how cutting the education budget and closing down advanced maths, STEM, language and other programmes is really raising educational standards.
And how the VAT policy will simultaneously raise £££ VAT moolah bonanza for 6500 new teachers and mountains of porridge oats (due to having no effect on children moving sector nor on family financial decisions), but also will encourage hoards of sharp-elbowed pushy parents into improving the state sector (due to a sufficiently large proportion of 7% of children leaving private education, whilst all those sharp-elbowed pushy parents already in the state sector were ineffectual at it).