With no one defined religious order, it would prove problematic to get designated as a faith school. It would also be difficult to demonstrate compliance with Section 48 inspections and also determine whether somebody was acting in compliance with the tenets of the faith
'But my version is ''Do What Thou Wilt Shalt Be the Whole of the Law'',
'My faith says that worship must be conducted skyclad, so I know this morning's assembly was a little different, but we'd have fewer issues if the caretaker put the heating on higher every Tuesday morning',
'Of course Mason hasn't brought a dagger into school for nefarious purposes, it's a religious artefact',
'Swastikas are a perfectly reasonable tattoo, it's not my fault the Nazis pinched them from Hindus and they're also on ancient Druidic monuments',
'Please don't oppress Freya like that, she was merely expressing her faith and spiritual identity as a Berserker when she battered Loki with her lunchbox',
'Oh, those? They're just pure white chickens. Essential part of my faith. I know that the word fetish can have different connotations, but it's perfectly accurate if you look beyond the Eurocentric assumptions of paganism. Well, that's a little racist, if you ask me. It's not my issue if you think that a 34 year old middleclass white bloke from just outside Wolverhampton can't possibly be legitimately following West African spiritual practices and what's more, Aphrodite is being very prejudiced towards the heritage her name suggests by getting teary about what could be happening in Friday afternoon's observance, even if she is Vegan'.
'I'm sorry that you feel Christian is being victimised for his name and that we have a lackadaisical approach to student safety, but the muddy corner of the field is being converted into an essential bog for worship and he is actually being honoured by being chosen in this way'.