I agreed to a be a godparent, because there's a variety of kids who I've agreed to look after if their parents die. Some are now parents, and the obligation has in effect been inherited. I also do a bit of "moral" stuff, but nothing you'd recognise as any form of superstition.
The priest concerned had spoken of stuff I'd done, and had spoken glowingly of my sporting prowess, and made =reference in the service to how as ayoung boy, I'd covered my self in oil whilst doing sport...
There's possibly a way of not seeing that as homoerotic paedophile lustings, but it's beyond me.
Also it's spectacularly untrue.
I have always been crap at all sports except Judo and Table Tennis, neither of which I did at school. I was actually commended for the fact that I completed all races even though I invariable came last, typically by a long margin. I can't run, and football was something that happened around me, without me actually doing anything useful at all.
Domini if you're agreeing to be a godparent, you're agreeing to be responsible for helping a child grow in faith
therefore you are a supporter of the church as you are pledging to help a child understand it's own part in religious life
doesn't matter if you haven't been for 20 years; it's actually quite a serious responsibility. I asked one of my most Christian friends to be dd1's godmother and she was very worried that she wouldn't be up to the job.
The old pedarast had clearly mistaken me for someone else.