a collection of several hats that range from the practical (plain black wooly - at least 3 of these) to the sort of practical (cowboy hat made of many different colours of leather plus one plainish black one) to the ridiculous (pirate hat).
Many tshirts that you have owned for years (dp's came free when worked in computer game shops) plus a favourite one you spent a quite high sum of money on but is indistinguishable (in your dp's/dw's opinion) from the others.
At least one item of clothing your partner refuses to let you wear in public but that you refuse to get rid of (dp has several contenders the worst being the faux leather black waistcoat, also the kilt that is several sizes to big for him and he bought whilst drunk).
One serviceable funeral suit (preferably from when you were slimmer so doesn't fit).
One cartoon tie (banished to back of wardrobe).
Several sets of 'diy' clothes despite your preference for doing it in ordinary clothes.
Ripped jeans (not in a stylish way but in a I hate shopping for new clothes way).
Some jumpers with holes in from the 'cheap and cheerful menswear' shop Threadworm mentions that you have owned at least 10 years.
A flasher mac (that never gets worn).