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EricL · 03/12/2007 17:52

Who do you get an irrational hatred of every time you see their annoying mug on the box or in the papers?

They are probably very nice people and have never done anything to you to instill such passion - but every time you see them you just want to rearrange their facial features with a brick or other blunt instrument.

Mine are June Sarpong, David Cameron and Calvin Harris.

Gggggrrrrrr............

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EricL · 03/12/2007 17:58

Oh - and that Shereen Nofanny (or whatever she is called) from the Scottish news programs.

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ImBarryScott · 03/12/2007 17:59

George Osborne, Peter Hitchens and
Melanie Phillips set me off with good reason

But for some inexplicable reason I have the same reaction to Tess Daly and Gabby Logan.

My fists are clenching and unclenching as I type

ImBarryScott · 03/12/2007 18:00

Oh, and Matt Barbett from London News, while we're on about news readers - he looks like he's laughing at me.

Madlentileater · 03/12/2007 18:09

absolutely! Melanie Philips!!!!

DaDingDaDongDaMerrilyOnHigh · 04/12/2007 10:04

Trevor McDonald. I just think he's.... rubbish. But ITV have to shoehorn him into totally unsuitable formats. That supposedly comical satirical news show.... shudders with embarrasment'Goodbyyye'

lou33 · 04/12/2007 10:05

clive owen

christopher biggins

kate winslet

JeremyMcVile · 04/12/2007 10:24

The singer from The Enemy. Dont know his name and wont google it as I might come across a picture of his unnaturally infuriating face.

Tess Daly

Gordon Brown (sadly. Just cant warm to him and his strange mannerisms)

Daniel Craig. He's a wierdie.

Pete Doherty. Filthy and belligerant. As he always was, but now he's also fat and, for me, the three dont mix well.

Probably my most violent hatred, the one that really puts me on edge and upsets the balance of my day........

That friggin' Piper Possum thing on Nic Jr 2.
Stupid, ugly, divvy-voiced piece of pointlessness. I cant explain just how much anger I have for that thing AND whichever knob-jockey imagined it in the first place AND the disgustingly weak voiced, unfunny, work-shy fool that voices it.

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EricL · 04/12/2007 11:22

Oh - kids stuff. That's a good one.

Barney.

I just can't stand this type of sickly smarmy right-on american bullshit where all the kids sing through their gritted teeth some shit about being nice to everyone.

I just want to set fire to his (hopefully) flammable suit and hear him scream.

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UnquietDad · 04/12/2007 11:24

Vernon Kay
Jay Kay (probably not related)
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss
Russell fecking Brand
Paul O'sodding grady

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EricL · 04/12/2007 11:34

Didn't Vernon Kay used to be all cool and irreverent?

Now he looks like a showroom dummy when he presents quiz programs with his new wig on and even has a daytime show on Radio 1 - surely the un-coolest thing EVER?

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DaddsterInAPearTree · 04/12/2007 13:45

Clarkson. What a twat - look at this.

Every single daytime TV or gameshow host - Trisha, Fatty Feltz, Derek Batey, Noel Edmonds etc.

Piper Possum? Isn't she in that Belle de Jour: Secret diaries of a call girl?

lou33 · 04/12/2007 14:19

i can think of other things i'd rather do to jay kay really

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EricL · 04/12/2007 18:03

What - like pull his scrotum through his throat?

I was thinking the same thing myself...............

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theSelfishMan · 04/12/2007 19:57

Whenever I see Russel Brands "My Booky Wook", I want to hunt him down and throw up in his lap.

(oddly enough I don't mind him otherwise)

TisTheSeasonToBeTaLcY · 04/12/2007 20:00

Carol Vorderman

UnquietDad · 04/12/2007 22:16

Subject title says Fist....

Last post says Carol Vorderman...

Must... resist...

Must... think... metrosexual... thoughts...

Nnnnghhh.....

yama · 04/12/2007 22:21

My Dad couldn't, couldn't have Maureen Lipman or Victoria Woods on the telly.

I have nothing against these women but won't watch them. Judging by your lists gentlemen you are doing your children a favour.

lou33 · 05/12/2007 09:17

i think we are thinking different thoughts about jay kay, eric

TinyTimsGangGawdBlessUs1andAll · 05/12/2007 09:32

Jay Kay in a photo...nice.

Jay Kay in one of his mad hats (summat about a cat?) doing that frankly insane dancing...call the police.

UnquietDad · 05/12/2007 09:45

Jay Kay doing that really annoying "do-dodo-do" singing and dancing like a loon in his stupid hat and smugly owning six Ferraris while boasting about what an environmentalist he is.... SMACK.

mistletoepeaks · 05/12/2007 09:50

Jeremy Kyle. Put me in a lift with him for 5 minutes. That's all it would take (4.5 of that to cleanse the gore off me!!)

SquonkaClaus · 05/12/2007 09:54

The chuckle brothers - aaarch! can't stand them.

Nadine Baggott - celebrity beauty editor (there's just so much wrong with that sentence on so many levels so maybe it's not an irrational hatred )

lou33 · 05/12/2007 10:15

quite frankly jay kay can do what he likes as long as i got him in a room by myself in the end

DaddsterInAPearTree · 05/12/2007 22:17

Lou33 is right - I'd like get Jay Kay in a room by myself - with a locked door and a heavy blunt instrument to beat him to death through that silly hat.

lou33 · 05/12/2007 22:42

you'd have to get past me first

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