Fist Through Teeth

[EricL]

Who do you get an irrational hatred of every time you see their annoying mug on the box or in the papers?

They are probably very nice people and have never done anything to you to instill such passion - but every time you see them you just want to rearrange their facial features with a brick or other blunt instrument.

Mine are June Sarpong, David Cameron and Calvin Harris.

Gggggrrrrrr............

Jay Kay where he belongs uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ucdKkkbw0

Some people have way too much time on their hands...

I wish i was Syler sometimes.

Then i could punish these reprobates good and proper.

Muhahahahahahaha................

i wouldnt mind bumping into him in the toilet

And then shoving his head down it.

i'd shove it somewhere else

wait, did i say that out loud?

shit

Chris Evans

Danny Baker

Barney, indeed.

Kate Silverton

Cliff Richards - on Strickly on Sat. - looked a ghoul.

Arsene Wenger

Nigella "does anyone believe a word of this rubbish" Lawson. >

C'mon Dee - leave Lawson out of it. It is our perogative here on Dadsnet to defend the woman as you lot seem to hate her as a hobby.

We guys like an attractive lady who enjoys her food rather than picking at leaves.

(Having some nice puppies helps too.)

Oh - and i accidentally caught a glimpse of Sarpong on telly at the weekend.

She is still worthy of a fucking heavy brick smashed into those perfect teeth of hers.

I would even plaster some lip gloss on it so it would transfer at the moment of imapct and make her look her best when she is writhing around the floor in a puddle of snot and blood.

Right - i'm off now to think of something else before the rage comes on any stronger................

Any of the sodding spice girls (I'm sorry but, if you are over 10, you have no excuse for buying a SG record or buying a concert ticket, it's quite frankly sad. And don't get me started on Girl Power...girl puppets more like).
Everytime I see those sodding Tesco adverts, I want to hurl with ill conceived disgust!

The Spice Girls are doomed thank God.

By the fact that their album has bombed, they are appearing in cringeworthy supermarket adverts and their single was the worst selling Comic Relief tune ever.

I think the only thing that has kept them going is their tour - where some people like to go out for a good time and a bit of nostalgia. But most realise that their musical talent is more than lacking and don't want to hear any more of their lame tunes.

All this bullshit about them writing their stuff as well - i know they don't. It was all written for them and they are lying bastards if they say otherwise.

Eric - go boy!! White hot!

Tony LyingCrookedWarmongeringSmarmyBastard Blair doesn't do much for me.

KateIHaveACokeProblemButEveryoneIgnoresItMoss
PeteNeedsToGrowOneDoherty
VernonUsedToBeFunnyNowLook sLikeAMannequinKay
'Cheeky'FuckingCheggers
UlrikaPissOffYouHasbeenJohnsson
ChrisI'mSoAnnoyingAndC heesyCBeebies
JeremySomeoneIsGonnaFuckin'ChinMeAGood'UnSoonKyle
There are more but ITNG is distracting me, I had loads all ready to post....

Ian beal.....

nuff said.

Yeah wilted - i would like to bitch-slap most of the cast of Eastenders to be honest.

Not to mention every other daytime television show that most people i know seem to be on first name basis with the charecters/hosts

Oh gawd..fecking Lorn Spicer..I can't watch

My list is long but also includes
Joss Stone
Helen Hunt
and that impersonator bloke that looks like a man with a drink problem - his name escapes me momentarily

jon culshaw?

aahhh thats him!

Tiesto.

Him and his pathetic teenage sheep-like followers who treat him as if he is the second coming.

HE'S JUST A GUY WHO PLAYS OTHER PEOPLES SHIT TRANCE RECORDS!

Melanie Philips-prime candidate. she is vile vile vile
noel edmonds-just for his hair
alex ferguson-his face annoys me. and that constant gum-chewing.

winehouse, doherty, moss and all the other drg/drink-addled slebs

Russell Fark-off-with-yer-Booky-Wook Brand

I cannot abide him

I cringed when he was on HIGNFY the other night and in the end had to switch it off.

Uggghhhhhhh

He literally makes my flesh creep

I used to have a similar reaction to Michael Portillo but that seems to have passed now.

i did that with hignfy too

john humphries on junior mastermind too made me throw up in the bin before i cud get to the remote too hun

zippi, we need a chat on msn about the weekend please and ty

quite a few of the kids on junior mastermind make me want to throw things at them

no longer on my tellybox schedule as surely children invoking such feelings in me is Very Very Wrong Indeed