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Whose tampon is this?

42 replies

BreakingDad77 · 13/06/2017 13:08

So come home with ds and there is a tampon left in bathroom, I know it's not wife's as she doesn't use them, she has had two female friends over in day after dropping respective kids at school till lunchtime. (They also both have keys to our house) and both claim its not theirs so now wife thinks I have had someone over WWYD?

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bruffian · 13/06/2017 13:10

Huh?

Whatslovegottodo · 13/06/2017 13:11

I can't believe you would ask your wife's friends if it is their tampon Confused.
You both sound paranoid.

temporaryfiles · 13/06/2017 13:14

Your wife suspects you are bringing OW to the house?

AssassinatedBeauty · 13/06/2017 13:22

She's being very paranoid over this, when it's likely to be one of her friends who is too mortified to admit it having been directly asked. Who asks people if they've left a tampon??!!

Why is the first assumption that you must be having an affair? It sounds like you have massive trust issues which are actually the problem here.

AvianCatcher · 13/06/2017 13:24

A used tampon? A tampon in a packet?

Do you have DDs?

Women aren't "mortified" about tampons. They're just ramping

AvianCatcher · 13/06/2017 13:25

*tampons

BreakingDad77 · 13/06/2017 13:26

It started this morning as dp picked it up and I joked with dp who came home late last night as ds pointed to it asking what's that. Later in day dp is saying its not her friends so have I had someone over!

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temporaryfiles · 13/06/2017 13:27

...have you?

Grin

DearMrDilkington · 13/06/2017 13:27

I'm confused. Is it a used tampon or is it a tampon still in the wrapper?

BreakingDad77 · 13/06/2017 13:27

Ds picked it up, auto-correct! It was a new one in wrapper.

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Phosphorus · 13/06/2017 13:27

Jesus Christ. You all sound ridiculous.

Your friends must be agog.

BreakingDad77 · 13/06/2017 13:28

Literally no one came to the house

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BreakingDad77 · 13/06/2017 13:28

Only woman in house is dw.

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Maudlinmaud · 13/06/2017 13:29

What a mystery.

DearMrDilkington · 13/06/2017 13:29

Ah, I see. Very strange.. maybe you have a ghost.

Ceebs85 · 13/06/2017 13:30

You all sound bonkers!

BluebellsareBlue · 13/06/2017 13:30

I've had one fall out of my pocket before, actually I've dropped loads as I've usually got an emergency one in each jacket and bag. Could be something as simple as that. Find out the brand and who uses that brand

Maudlinmaud · 13/06/2017 13:31

Yes I have heard of ghosts who leave tampons. Get an exorcist

Argeles · 13/06/2017 13:33

How old is your ds?

Has he had a girl visit the house?

DearMrDilkington · 13/06/2017 13:34

....

Whose tampon is this?
HateSummer · 13/06/2017 13:35

Tampon ghost ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Pannnn · 13/06/2017 13:37

Most entertaining thread in DN since Sexual Technics.

ijustwannadance · 13/06/2017 13:37

I want to know why her 2 mates have keys to your house? Why would they need to be there if she isn't?

Redsippycup · 13/06/2017 13:38

Has ds had a friend over? It's not wildly unusual for a girl's periods to start at 8 for instance.

Or has it maybe been in there a while from a previous visitor and only just been 'discovered'?

Can't believe I'm engaging with this - it's just....weird...

Maudlinmaud · 13/06/2017 13:42

I can understand people scepticism on this subject and it's early days in paranormal research but women's San pro ghosts are real.

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