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Which is the coolest big cat?

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TiggyD · 27/09/2015 20:03

Leopard? Cheetah? Tiger? Puma? Black Panther?

I'd go for Tiger. Big and bitey and the same pattern as a Capri's seat covers.

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VoyageOfDad · 28/09/2015 19:08

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Backforthis · 28/09/2015 19:10

Puma.

Hope my ovaries don't ruin your debate.

BrandNewAndImproved · 28/09/2015 19:12

Jaguar

TiggyD · 28/09/2015 19:31

I didn't think I would need to list every single one Voyage.

Don't forget about "snow" versions of the regular types people.

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IfNotNowThenWhenever · 28/09/2015 19:37

The Tiger is a very 1980s animal. In the same way the the lion is very 1970s.
Anyway. It's the leopard, obviously . Or possibly the jagular.

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FattyNinjaOwl · 28/09/2015 19:40

Definitely tiger. Big, powerful, and fucking gorgeous creatures too.

but I don't think my vote counts. What with the ovaries and whatnot

TiggyD · 28/09/2015 19:41

Leopards are a bit 'Katie Price's underwear' aren't they?

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MoonSandwich · 28/09/2015 19:41

I've seen lions and cheetahs in the wild but I once got to play with two baby Jaguars which were undoubtedly the cutest things I have ever seen. They had lovely blue eyes and lovely markings. So Jaguars get my vote.

GrouchyKiwi · 28/09/2015 19:41

It's obviously the tiger. They're so hardcore they even like swimming.

Lions are just lazy fuckers, and the other big cats aren't that big.

Sorry not sorry for being a woman.

VoyageOfDad · 28/09/2015 19:45

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CultureSucksDownWords · 28/09/2015 19:47

Tiger, assuming I've understood correctly, being a woman and all.

A tiger would also win a fight with a bear.

CotedePablo · 28/09/2015 19:52

Another one with ovaries here and another one going for the tiger. I adore all the big cats, but the tiger just edges it. Gloriously beautiful creature.

IfNotNowThenWhenever · 28/09/2015 19:54

Yes, leopards are a bit brassy. I like that.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 28/09/2015 19:54

An ounce. (That's a snow leopard pub quiz fans)

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FattyNinjaOwl · 28/09/2015 19:58

That's because women know tigers are awesome.

SortedForCheeseAndFizz · 28/09/2015 20:01

Impossible to choose! (Clouded leopard Cubs are mind blowingly gorgeous though).

Anyone see those beautiful Pumas on the Patagonia programme last night?

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Mindexplode · 28/09/2015 20:05

Can I go for liger? Larger than a tiger and great markings

TheMasterNotMargarita · 28/09/2015 20:08

Tiger. No question.
Awesome beast.

Wilhamenawonka · 28/09/2015 20:22

Top cat obviously

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