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How much does your cock weigh?

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Edmond · 30/11/2006 21:06

I have just weighed mine at 2 stone 3 lb.......I reckon it is heavier when I need a piss

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sallystrawberry · 30/11/2006 21:07

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pelvicfloorSNOWmore · 30/11/2006 21:09
Grin
dean · 30/11/2006 21:10

just had a weigh in with the wife holding it and then without....we reckon 1 lb limp....2lbs 2 0z engorged....why?

Piffle · 30/11/2006 21:10

pmsl

LoucheWoman · 30/11/2006 21:10

PMSL

dean · 30/11/2006 21:11

me bollocks are a pound a piece

dean · 30/11/2006 21:11

12 oz when i have shot me load

dean · 30/11/2006 21:11

12 oz when i have shot me load

pelvicfloorSNOWmore · 30/11/2006 21:14

Dean ,youre a smooth talkin bastard arent ya?

hatwoman · 30/11/2006 21:17

if it's heavier when you need a piss can I suggest you see a doctor.

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Edmond · 30/11/2006 21:18

she has already told me to stop bothering her

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dean · 30/11/2006 21:19

once i got the wife to bulldog clip the end and then i had a slash!

pelvicfloorSNOWmore · 30/11/2006 21:20
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dean · 30/11/2006 21:20

it worked ...skin were a bit baggy for a week or so but it held. ...i am a trucker you see so get caught short ...keep clips in me cab now just incase

sallystrawberry · 30/11/2006 21:26

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dean · 30/11/2006 21:27

if thats what you like chick!

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Edmond · 30/11/2006 21:28

look dean yours must be tiny compared to mine, so stop it with the bravado please

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biglips · 30/11/2006 21:29
  • YUCK!.... pls stop it
dean · 30/11/2006 21:29

ed - try that pissing into your foreskin/expansion balloon thing - works better than weights!

sallystrawberry · 30/11/2006 21:34

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pelvicfloorSNOWmore · 30/11/2006 21:34

That is magnificent Sally

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Edmond · 30/11/2006 21:35

sally you really have to stop humiliating your husband in this way

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MoreEggnogAnyone · 30/11/2006 21:36

Little boy walks in on his mum and dad having sex. He asks his dad what's going on. Dad says I'm just parking my car in your mum's garage. Boy says you're not very good, you've left the back wheels sticking out! Boom, boom.

bull · 30/11/2006 21:37

My pizzle is all meat

sallystrawberry · 30/11/2006 21:42

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