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Original poster

dw is a misery, why cant she see that it *is* funny when I fart.

36 replies

geoff · 05/07/2006 20:37

She does'nt like the arse picking much either.

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Roger · 05/07/2006 20:38

Hold her head under the duvet tills she appreciates it. It worked for my missus.

IsaacHunt · 05/07/2006 20:40

I find the phrase "get a lungful of that" works well too.

Toothache · 05/07/2006 20:41

lol... fine catches you are too!

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geoff · 05/07/2006 20:42

I tried forcing her to sniff me fingers after i'v picked me arse, but she just dont see the funny side.

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WilfredPickles · 05/07/2006 20:42

shake the duvet to spread your aroma

Roger · 05/07/2006 20:45

Just stand in front of her so she gets the full blast!! No missing it then!!

Toothache · 05/07/2006 20:46

spew

spangles · 05/07/2006 20:47

When my DH farts he says he is scenting me/ marking his territory. He's right coz they stink.. dirty bas*d

IsaacHunt · 05/07/2006 20:47

Wanna date Toothy?

FrannyandZooey · 05/07/2006 20:47

Who are all these oddly named men? Has Alan spawned a cult? Am I behind the times?

ArnoldLayne · 05/07/2006 20:47

See, this is why I haven't got a wife.

Plus it leaves a lot more time for my little hobby.

Toothache · 05/07/2006 20:48

Hey.. I started a thread ages ago looking for Male Mumsnetters to chat me up..... and you lot were no where to be seen!
I smell a rat... and something distinctly like rancid arse-gas!

Roger · 05/07/2006 20:48

Oi Franny luv. Join us on the Male psedonym thread. All will reveal itself so you don't have to worry your pretty little head!!

Anthony · 05/07/2006 20:50

dw likes it when i cup a fart and lob it in her face..she screws her nose up like that gorgeous sarahjane off cbeebies

Roger · 05/07/2006 20:51

Thanks for the tip Ant. Never tried that one before!!!

CliveOwen · 05/07/2006 20:52
HankWartily · 05/07/2006 20:53

my wife is fab. she cooks especially farty food. brocolli soup, chick pea curry, stilton for afters. she invites all my mates round and we call it a dinner farty.

Roger · 05/07/2006 20:53

You on fire there Clive?

Anthony · 05/07/2006 20:54

that's alright roger..she likes it when i shake my knob from side to side when i get out of the shower too

JoeBlob · 05/07/2006 20:55

I don't know. MN make this section for men to come along and discuss serious parenting issues and I find this. Do you really think men fart all day and talk about it?

Ooops. 'scuse me.

Roger · 05/07/2006 20:56

That better mate?

HarryRamsbottomthwaite · 05/07/2006 20:56

IsaacHunt - I know someone in RL with that name!

HarryRamsbottomthwaite · 05/07/2006 20:58

I allus used to like making a nice dutch oven for my missus.

BigBoaby · 05/07/2006 20:59

My dw is totally turned on by me blowing my nose then opening the tissue to have a look at it! Drives her wild!!!!! .... well, that and my incredibly large nob.

Anthony · 05/07/2006 21:01

yeah, but can you slap your cock from side to side on each thigh, they love that better than flowers and stuff