Best song title ever

[Kewcumber]

Following on from best lyrics...

my vote would be

Deanna Carter - "Did I shave my legs for this?"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Bohemian Rhapsody. Best song title. Best song. Best video. Best band. Best everything. Just best.

just my opinion...not meant as a thread killer........

no, really....

Gertcha

lol at pan

ds is obsessed with making up imaginary song titles - the latest is 'Solar Powered Horse'

Pissed Off - Angie Stone

hangover from hell...zodiac mindwarp

There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis

or maybe

I'm In Love (With The Girl on the Manchester Virgin Megastore Checkout Desk)

WWB - my you ARE OLD!!!

any of Stereolab's songs - for eg' Jaunty Monty and The Bubbles of Silence'

Hit Me with your Rhythm Stick

Iris

Pan ... you're such a charmer

WWB - yes the Kirsty McColl one is a fab title.

Snow Patrol yave a song called something like "Pass The Balsamic inegar, quick you fool" which is pretty impressive too!

Also - "Bikini Girls With Machine Guns" - The Cramps.

Balsamic inegar - please translate as vinegar

I still think my original one wins (but then I would, wouldn't I)

Kew - one of my friends fav. albums has this on the front....she looking all hot, he sat down on a chair with a beer....this right?

thats right - its album title too

My sister's dh plays in a jazz band which features among its numbers a piece called "We have seen the cheese."

mmm quite thats one but still doesn;t beat mine.

where are the prawns by the soft boys

am thinking...
but in the meantime Take the skinheads bowling by Camper Van Beethoven is a good start...

but i was forgetting Half Man Half Biscuit (one of the best band names ever...)

I love you because (you look like Jim reeves)

also :
I hate Nerys Hughes (from the heart)

and
I left my heart in Papworth General