Best song title ever

[Kewcumber]

Following on from best lyrics...

Ma/Biscuit - "I am the bastard son of Dean Freedman" "Dulke Prague (Subbuteo) Away Kit) Class.

I slept with someone from fall out boy and all i got was this song........fall out boy

and don't forget Fuckin' 'ell it's Fred Titmus

and Venus in Flares

{still half man half biscuit...all their songs had great titles though...)

champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends....fall out boy..again

Margaret on the Guillotine by Morrissey

OK I think "I love you because (you look like Jim reeves)" might beat mine.

"99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd" by Half Man Half Biscuit.
(Bob Todd for any youngsters out there was a grey-haired, bulbous-eyed guy in Benny Hill's TV show).

oops was forgetting 'Some girls are bigger than others' by the Smiths. another good 'un.

Oh yes, HMHB have some corkers. "Outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis", "Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets, "The Light at the End of the Tunnel (is the Light of an Oncoming Train)"... And "Trouble Over Bridgewater" as an album title!

And don't forget the Pet Shop Boys. "You Only Tell me You Love Me When You're Drunk" and "I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing".

"Milkman of Human Kindness" by Billy Bragg.

Or Elvis Costello "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding"

Work is a 4 letter word, the smiths...

How about 'There ain't half been some clever bastards' by Ian Dury and the Blockheads?

I also like 'There's a guy works down the chip-shop swears he's Elvis' by Kirsty McColl.

My BIL is in a Skiffle band. It is brilliant - they play at festivals and that sort of thing.
Years ago (before he met my sister) he wrote a song called "I'd Rather Go To Hell Than Spend Eternity With You"
I think that is a storming title ...
He wanted to play it at their wedding pmsl
She wouldn't let him [disappointed]

ooooooh califrau was going to post the lyrics from 'In these shoes' in the favourite lyrics threads but never got round to it

she was a GENIUS
have just been youtubing her - loads of good stuff
(made myself tearful watching Fairytale of New York though)

I saw her at break for the border in the basement in a rare later concert.

she was excellent and the venue was so small that I could almost touch her.

consumed with

although I did see her at a festival in Ireland in 1992
she was so fab
and she came on to do 'Welcome to the Cheap Seats' with the Wonder Stuff too

Can I just add a few s?

Didn't know 'In these shoes?', but have just downloaded it onto my iPod. Brilliant! Best 79p I've spent all week!