“Bill Gates visited Boris and now we have a new lockdown planned!

[Mellowfruitfulnessy]

That seems to be what half of Twitter is saying.

I know they are mad, but what’s the logic here? Can anyone explain?

Its obvious

They are going to turn on all the microchips they've injected us via the vaccine, and remotely control us into staying in our own homes.

(Just kidding I case some one doesn’t actually realise)

Wasn’t he in California at his daughters wedding?

Bill Gates has been watching me via the chip injected with the vaccine, he has realised that I & millions of others like me are actually really fucking boring & not worth watching so he has gone to Boris to ask for his money back?

Haha @Justgivemewine
I thought that too @blueshiningsea
No idea @Mellowfruitfulnessy don't follow Twitter.

Bill, we have an urgent update on Nancy’s movements, she’s gone to the fridge AGAIN…

Oh dear oh dear! So does this mean that Boris actually spent some time listening to someone remotely intelligent?
Let's see what happens with the microchips, I got all my vaccines, so it should kick in soon enough! Maybe I can connect to Alexa via wifi from my very own head after this. Now she makes coffee too, apparently, and I am not tech savy, so I still make my own coffee and turn my own lights on and off. It is like Stone Age here!

It’s weird.. it feels like half the world think it’s perfectly logical if you read Twitter.

Pretty fucking despairing when you think of the carbon net zero ambitions, if people are this crazy already…

They have set a date to turn the chips on and need us indoors when they do it

@Mellowfruitfulnessy

It’s weird.. it feels like half the world think it’s perfectly logical if you read Twitter.

Pretty fucking despairing when you think of the carbon net zero ambitions, if people are this crazy already…

If you read twitter, you will quickly find that 50% of the population have a below average IQ.

They also are incapable of looking outside the window to see if its raining, prefering to check online first.

My new microchip is working just fine. Bojo starts talking and I turn off immediately 😂

I had to collect a parcel and practically had to fill out a full census, I would really like my chip turned out so they can just bip me like the parcel. Also will it work for contactless payments cause I’m forever forgetting my purse?

Sounds like crazy talk.

Twitter is full of rumour. It's not a site I would use for anything resembling actual news.

@Mellowfruitfulnessy

That seems to be what half of Twitter is saying.

I know they are mad, but what’s the logic here? Can anyone explain?

Yep. Now Bill is single, he visited Johnson for some tips.

I don't think even Boris knows what he is doing half the time.

I really don't think there will be any more lockdowns. Boris never wanted to lockdown and most British people are against it. He will soldier on regardless.

He doesn't appear be listening to sage so why would he listen to bill Gates.

No one has been injected with a microchip, I work in the semiconductor industry and can categorically confirm there's such a shortage it would be impossible!

Unless the shortage has been caused by Bill buying them all of course...

@ABCeasyasdohrayme

My new microchip is working just fine. Bojo starts talking and I turn off immediately 😂

🤣

The microchips would probably work better than the useless apps they foisted on us

Of course the shortage has been created by Bill Gates' microchips. That confirms it! It is true

Are the microchips just floating around in our body? I’m scared they’re going to block an artery or something.

@DayKay

Are the microchips just floating around in our body? I’m scared they’re going to block an artery or something.

Duh. They cluster around the ear canal of course, and form into mini-speakers inside it so we can hear the voices!

Your mistake is thinking there's logic on twitter.

@nancy75

Bill Gates has been watching me via the chip injected with the vaccine, he has realised that I & millions of others like me are actually really fucking boring & not worth watching so he has gone to Boris to ask for his money back?

That is very convincing. I'm pretty sure no one would have much fun watching my life, I certainly wouldn't.

@Werehamster

I don't think even Boris knows what he is doing half the time.

I really don't think there will be any more lockdowns. Boris never wanted to lockdown and most British people are against it. He will soldier on regardless.

Just half the time?