Thread to congratulate Boris on ridding the country of Covid.

[GreenesAlibi]

After all these months of misery, thousands of people dying etc, turns out all we needed was for our wise, glorious and stylish Prime Minister to announce that it's all over and now just like that it will be. Tomorrow is going to be like D Day, the moon landings and the fall of the Berlin Wall all rolled into one, and it's all thanks to Boris. Hurrah!

[quote newnortherner111]@travellinglighter you missed the last significant mistake. Not putting India on the red travel list at the same time as Pakistan and Bangladesh.[/quote]
No, that list was just one that had been previously compiled, so wasn’t updated to include his mistakes from February onwards. It makes for very grim reading when you see it all listed like that. Can you imagine what an updated list would read like!

[quote newnortherner111]@travellinglighter you missed the last significant mistake. Not putting India on the red travel list at the same time as Pakistan and Bangladesh.[/quote]
Not a mistake, deliberate.

We don't have 10x the number of infections here than say France by accident.
Boris has always wanted to go for Herd Immunity.

@cherin

But in the meantime he’s done all the dressing up he clearly wasn’t allowed as a child. He’s been Bob the builder gazillion times, but to prove he’s not only into hard hat he’s also donned butcher’s apron, lab technician, bricklayer, and an pretty sure he drove a forklift on a factory aisle.

His mum must be so proud!

@Whinginadeville

He's done a great job given the circumstances but you won't be allowed to say it in here

You’ve literally just said it

I kept that list because a colleague asked me to list his mistakes. I haven’t updated it to include all the corruption, lying and ineptitude since mid February

Awesome list

Ha! Although, worryingly, how many people genuinely believe this.

I did forget his magnificent knowledge of French politics and geography. Thinking Reunion was on the French mainland, not in the Indian Ocean.

I am so proud of our country - we beat it, unlike all the others! Go Boris

NOT

to misquote Robin Williams' Genie:

"Boris, Boris, he's our man.
if he can't do it no one can"

Feel free to add to the list and next time a Boris fan wants to congratulate him on Faceache I’ll let him have it with both barrels. Usually shuts all but the most hardened fans up.

@Whinginadeville

He's done a great job given the circumstances but you won't be allowed to say it in here

Do you mean in 'letting the bodies' pile up and wrecking children's education? Then why yes he has.