I would have started from a position of excellent NHS, social care and education provision. Not overworked and underpaid staff on their knees. All schools would have been able to provide laptops and the software needed for every single student along with good online support to aid home learning for a long period of time.
I would also have ensured that the pandemic preparation and provision was there.
I would not have allowed four fucking years of bitching and fighting over Brexit to have taken up all the energy, funds and parliament time.
I'd have a cabinet of decent, adequately qualified experts in their fields.
A universal basic income at a truly livable level would already be in place.
So all that is before we even get to the virus getting here.
The pandemic prep would already mean that we had a plan in place for test, track and trace.
Borders would have been closed and anyone needing to travel would have been subject to a strict government controlled quarantine like China and other countries did.
The care homes would not have been forced to take Covid positive cases back as the hospitals would have been able to cope with keeping them in.
Because our test, track and trace service is so well funded, this will be very effective in identifying and managing local outbreaks.
Schools closed with effective and targeted support and additional help for key worker families and vulnerable children.
A clear, decisive and responsive plans for lockdowns. These would be strict and would include enforced restrictions on leaving your local area unless you have a reason for doing so that you can evidence.
The summer relaxation would still have happened to some degree but would have been better managed and with the clear message that a full lockdown would be needed again.
That way, areas will low case numbers will not be overrun by tourists and second homers and outbreaks can be contained more easily. No-one needs to travel more than 10 miles out of their community for exercise or leisure.
Adults and children would have access to meaningful mental health support because those services would be fully staffed and funded without huge waiting lists.
There would be effective and clear advice for vulnerable people which did not expect them to continue working and putting themselves at risk.
The response throughout the crisis would be calm, measured, well evidenced and would not be a petulant and reactive response when it's too fucking late.
We would be listening to experts and following their advice.
This fucking vaccine shambles wouldn't be happening because people would be getting their second doses.
I'm sure there's loads more I haven't thought of but my response would be from a position of already having our ducks in a row and not being a dangerous, inadequate and dishonest shower of cunts leading us.