Come the fuck on Boris.

[Bluewavescrashing]

Leaving the nation hanging around for his words of wisdom is not going to boost his popularity.

I don't envy him.
My heart bleeds for him.

@middleager

The last time I waited like this for an act was for Axl Rose. It was a damp squib.

you take that back!!!

Its the England game...

I don't envy him. But I'm not that impressed either.

I'm getting pissed off now Boris, for fucks sake just have the decency to brief us on this shitshow you're leading, we've heard it all now from the BBC anyway!

BBC are just spinning yarn to keep viewers.

If you voted for him , how do you think its going so far?

I don’t envy any politician dealing with this, but if they don’t like it they can resign.

Think it must be the teaching and university staff unions holding him up.

Thank you for this thread as it's cheered me up no end!

Who was the motorcycle guy??

Rugby is over
Bet Brois is a £3.88 man

Goodness, Professor Bring Out the Bodies Gupta on Halloween.

@Hayeahnobut

Rita deserves a medal for getting through this.

I agree, she's doing a great job.

Oh screw it. I am going out pumpkin spotting. Back in an hour.

@Gright

Think it must be the teaching and university staff unions holding him up.

No, they've got no power.

@Frazzled13 😂

God he is awful

@JamieLeeCurtains

Who was the motorcycle guy??

He delivered a beating heart 💓

This is like pass the parcel for world experts, waiting for the one who will be abruptly cut off ...

“Nikita Khrushchev saw the ballet so often that he told the Bolshoi dancer Maya Plisetskaya it had begun to make him ill. “He once complained to me, toward the end of his reign, ‘If I think about having to see Swan Lake in the evening, I start to get sick to my stomach,’” Plisetskaya wrote in her memoir. “The ballet is marvellous,” Khrushchev had continued, “but how much can a person take?””

We hear you.

We are watching Hotel Transylvania. DS1 is now asking "Is Boris a vampire?" (He's 4.5)

@JamieLeeCurtains

Who was the motorcycle guy??

Some chap leaving No 10 from the after his shift was up.

Where the fuck is he?

JamieLeeCurtains

Who was the motorcycle guy??

Boris in disguise, legging it.