The science has left the building (4)

[SouthWestmom]

New thread inspired by Whitty and Valance exiting stage right today

Right off to BBC1

Sir Bernard is completely on the ball. Did a great job trying not to smirk through that!

Oh the briefing isn't on BBC1. Where is it?

Briefing on shortly on bbc1

Briefing now on.
Dido Harding, no Chris W.

On BBC 1 now.

So we now have to isolate for 14 days, without symptoms if we have contact with someone who has tested positive.

But they won't say if that allows us to travel for childcare in case we need it.

They really are blind aren't they? And I'm not sure we can blame COVID-19

And if we have to isolate are we still paid?

Oh a new sign. Now Test and Trace!

@itsgettingweird

On BBC 1 now.

So we now have to isolate for 14 days, without symptoms if we have contact with someone who has tested positive.

But they won't say if that allows us to travel for childcare in case we need it.

They really are blind aren't they? And I'm not sure we can blame COVID-19

Yep.

They be fucking cheeky to have stay at home

Is the quote function only on safari? I'm using the app.

I'm only watching the briefing for the questions.

@GrimmsFairytales

I'm only watching the briefing for the questions.

Same here!

The guff they spout means nothing anymore.
It's only when questioned that the truth comes out

Same Grimm I'm not downloading the app. I hope it doesn't appear on my phone. I'm going to switch off blue tooth and gps 😂

@itsgettingweird

Is the quote function only on safari? I'm using the app.

Quote function only works if the post you're quoting hasn't already quoted a post. If that makes sense.

Woah, did he just say they could make it mandatory.

Do I live in a dictatorship.

Owwwww was that a threat?

@minou123

Thank you. Fuck me.

Not competent to answer sounds about right though.

They are such cheeky motherfuckers

Oh dangling contact with friends and families to get compliance with test and trace

That’s me getting a basic brick phone for text messages only then.

How has Matt Hancock the balls to stand up there spouting that drivel? Shameless.

Bawbag Boris need to cut his bloody hair.

This whole speech shows they totally know they have fucked up and lost the respect of the nation.