The science has left the building (4)

[SouthWestmom]

New thread inspired by Whitty and Valance exiting stage right today

@GrimmsFairytales forbidden by who? He's the fucking prime minister!

I missed it all. Zoom meeting for work at 4. I need a chat with my boss about timings

I'm watching now and just heard him say he's been told not to announce any more targets?
Who banned him? He's the Pm!

*charge

[quote AlovelybitofsquirrelJackie]@GrimmsFairytales forbidden by who? He's the fucking prime minister![/quote]
Exactly, makes you think doesn't it.

Dom has banned him! Obviously!
He is his handler after all

Forbidden by Dominic of course....the man in charge!

Bold statement- he is insisting on 24hr deadline for test results.

And WTF- he is forbidden to announce when this target needs to be achieved?
I'm sorry, I thought he is PM, who has forbidden him?
His mummy?

He used to just repeat the same shtick, I believe.

Jeremy is enjoying this...no love lost between these two...

I get the feeling "I'm off to Nando's" is going to become the new "speak to the hand"

I'd need paying £30k to go to a dinner and listen to him.

I think Matt Hancock is doing the briefing

This is all so weird, I think hes going to end up resigning.

so now it's the care home ataff's fault that covid is spreading there

I read somewhere that Johnson love the journey to becoming PM and will bask in the afterglow when he is no longer PM, it's the bit in between he's not interested in

Yes I’m sure sky news said Matt Hancock

wow. evidence of brass neck getting you ahead. So far with the right performance. People happy to ignore his thug life side (Guppy et al).

Yes briefing is 5.30, only half an hour today. I bet no one wanted to do it.

Can't see whose doing it today.

Clive Betts Labour
Pressing him on details re tracing.
"So we can blame you if everything goes wrong then PM?"

Sadly Roussette you need to read the Jeremy Vine piece about doing after-dinner speaking with BJ. His schtick used to go down a storm.

I think they all bully Matt Hancock. Isn't it Dominic Raabs turn?

If he thinks track & trace is going to be a success after this, he's in for a shock.

I certainly won't be downloading an app that puts my personal data at clear risk of misuse. Secondly, yesterday, I believe, additional privacy laws in respect of this app have been denied by this government in a move unanimously criticised by privacy lawyers.

Anyone downloading it would be silly.

Boris " They're the kind of wackamole tactics we are going to use".

Fuck me. Wackamole. That's really scientific.

@PurplePansy05

If he thinks track & trace is going to be a success after this, he's in for a shock.

I certainly won't be downloading an app that puts my personal data at clear risk of misuse. Secondly, yesterday, I believe, additional privacy laws in respect of this app have been denied by this government in a move unanimously criticised by privacy lawyers.

Anyone downloading it would be silly.

Agreed. Add to that fines if you don't stay home and do as you're told. Fuck that.

Poor Dido getting thrown under the bus here.

And I, want to thank you for giving me the best day, of my life.