Let's (Truth) Twist Again (3)

[SouthWestmom]

Thread three for following the uproar at playing down the lock down and rewriting the rules.

London home has become a target. Ok.

Get some security advice from Durham police?

Ok so you think the rules apply to the original journey, but the bullshit about BC and bluebell woods, is just ridiculous.

He went to wotsit Castle as a practise drive for going back to London. Ffs. What a load of bollocks.

So his father owns the bluebell wood?

It never turns out well when Blackadder makes Lord Percy take the stage.

Total load of rubbish. The surprise is they couldn't come up with a better story.

Dominic Cummings: My dog ate my homework and I was sick and a squirrel appeared over there, and the person who said I just couldn't be arsed to do my homework was lying.

Must have roped Jeffrey Archer in to write this horse shit.

What a load of fucking bollox!

Unfortunately I think he's done well here

Would have been nice if he had taken expert medical advice BEFORE he went to Durham.

I bet the Old Dunelmiums are so proud right now....

Floreat Dunelmia

the first question: "are you still delirious"

His father owns the first bluebell wood. Not the bluebell woods he tested his eyesight driving to or where his son went to the toilet.

Shut up and go away DC!!!

So his father owns the bluebell wood?

No the bluebell woods visit was for a wee stop, then a walk and play, or so I understand it.

If he felt ill at Barnard Castle then he was still showing symptoms!

Did Boris say yesterday that he DIDN'T go to Barnard Castle?

There's that "here's a very specific date that's been suggested that I can prove to be false".

Mary’s work of fiction could have been much improved with details of an emergency hospital dash.

Please someone ask about the bloody guidance

And his wife's articles

Dominic Cummings: Someone said my uncle's death had something to do with my actions. It did not.

Er...that 'someone' was his mother.

I want someone to ask about these rules. Honestly my head is spinning.

Here we go with the "I was targeted" bollocks.

Laura first

He is above the law! Jesus