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Let's (Truth) Twist Again (3)

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SouthWestmom · 24/05/2020 20:54

Thread three for following the uproar at playing down the lock down and rewriting the rules.

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AlovelybitofsquirrelJackie · 25/05/2020 16:37

Jackonary

HatRack · 25/05/2020 16:37

I'm falling asleep, horn notwithstanding

Saucery · 25/05/2020 16:37

Oh fuck off. You would have had access to childcare.
Bollocks to this “ordinary man of the people” rubbish.

YogaLite · 25/05/2020 16:38

BS and more BS.

Belindabelle · 25/05/2020 16:38

I think that’s Alistair Campbell on the bagpipes.

GrimmsFairytales · 25/05/2020 16:38

So he's claiming his house wasn't safe. Hmm

Nquartz · 25/05/2020 16:38

He's such a twat, we were specifically told to STAY HOME if you have symptoms.

SouthWestmom · 25/05/2020 16:39

estrictions on movement
6.—(1) During the emergency period, no person may leave the place where they are living without reasonable excuse.
(2) For the purposes of paragraph (1), a reasonable excuse includes the need—
(a)
to obtain basic necessities, including food and medical supplies for those in the same household (including any pets or animals in the household) or for vulnerable persons and supplies for the essential upkeep, maintenance and functioning of the household, or the household of a vulnerable person, or to obtain money, including from any business listed in Part 3 of Schedule 2;
(b)
to take exercise either alone or with other members of their household;
(c)
to seek medical assistance, including to access any of the services referred to in paragraph 37 or 38 of Schedule 2;
(d)
to provide care or assistance, including relevant personal care within the meaning of paragraph 7(3B) of Schedule 4 to the Safeguarding of Vulnerable Groups Act 2006(3), to a vulnerable person, or to provide emergency assistance;
(e)
to donate blood;
(f)
to travel for the purposes of work or to provide voluntary or charitable services, where it is not reasonably possible for that person to work, or to provide those services, from the place where they are living;
(g)
to attend a funeral of—
(i)
a member of the person’s household,
(ii)
a close family member, or
(iii)
if no-one within sub-paragraphs (i) or (ii) are attending, a friend;
(h)
to fulfil a legal obligation, including attending court or satisfying bail conditions, or to participate in legal proceedings;
(i)
to access critical public services, including—
(i)
childcare or educational facilities (where these are still available to a child in relation to whom that person is the parent, or has parental responsibility for, or care of the child);
(ii)
social services;
(iii)
services provided by the Department of Work and Pensions;
(iv)
services provided to victims (such as victims of crime);
(j)
in relation to children who do not live in the same household as their parents, or one of their parents, to continue existing arrangements for access to, and contact between, parents and children, and for the purposes of this paragraph, “parent” includes a person who is not a parent of the child, but who has parental responsibility for, or who has care of, the child;
(k)
in the case of a minister of religion or worship leader, to go to their place of worship;
(l)
to move house where reasonably necessary;
(m)
to avoid injury or illness or to escape a risk of harm.

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Saucery · 25/05/2020 16:39

Oh, he was running for his life.

I cannot roll my eyes enough.

He’s written a sequel to 28 Days Later in his head with his family as the stars.

Roussette · 25/05/2020 16:39

But he's never had a test?? Why??
He might have just had the flu

Nquartz · 25/05/2020 16:39

Plausible deniability for BoJo as well

HatRack · 25/05/2020 16:39

think that’s Alistair Campbell on the bagpipes.

I am DECEASED Grin

AlovelybitofsquirrelJackie · 25/05/2020 16:39

Oh so the son was admitted to hospital....

SouthWestmom · 25/05/2020 16:40

And that couldn't have happened in London?

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GrimmsFairytales · 25/05/2020 16:40

He drove, despite not being able to stand the night before. Hmm

ChickenNuggetsChipsAndBeans · 25/05/2020 16:40

I am sorry he is a twat

Roussette · 25/05/2020 16:40

All this is such a HUGE waste of resources. Police, ambulance, blah blah

YogaLite · 25/05/2020 16:41

Aww, kid in hospital and wife chronicles covid experience for Spectator Confused

Belindabelle · 25/05/2020 16:41

He is a total charisma vacuum.

SouthWestmom · 25/05/2020 16:42

Oh whatever.

Blah blah poor me.

Oh so he did go to Barnet Castle? Haha haha

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GrimmsFairytales · 25/05/2020 16:42

OMG the bullshit excuse for why they drove 30 miles away. My eyesight.

tootyfruitypickle · 25/05/2020 16:42

He’s lying !

Roussette · 25/05/2020 16:42

I am PMSL.

He had to drive to test his eyesight out and ended up at Barnard Castle?

He's taking the piss surely

SouthWestmom · 25/05/2020 16:42

God this is like Vicky Pollard

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JackiFazaki · 25/05/2020 16:42

What a crock of shit, this is.
He did go the woods.
He did go to Barnard Castle.