Something big is happening..

[ItsNoFromMe]

Why do I keep seeing this on social media, but no one saying what is it?
Is there something I don't know about?

McDonalds is re-opening? Please say it's true, I'd kill for a Big Mac and a cup of coffee I didn't have to make myself. And surely those apple pies with the hotter-than-lava fillings would kill anything it touched, therefore could be a possible treatment for coronavirus?

They've run out of batteries to put in birds so there's a massive collection of all the AAA/AA size batteries people are hoarding at home?

Boris Johnson has popped out a few more kids?

Donald trump has come up with a new cure... Gargling petrol perhaps?

If only it was an invite to a Wetherspoon breakfast...……

@BrightYellowDaffodil

@jaguar67 yay, bring back BIG Hair!! Just what the country needs to drive away the pandemic blues

Is it about Dicks, big Dicks 🙏

Haha @Lou1sa it just said it was 'big' news, not necessarily good news!

Well I was expecting guesses along the lines of China overtaking America to become the global superpower.

But no we have hairdressers, McDonald's and entertainment.

@Fairylillie Pretty decent of the AntiVaxers to volunteer to kick start the Herd Immunity

Well I haven't had a poo for a couple of days so I think something big is definitely coming...

Well, it’s not going to be happening now, is it? They made the classic Baddie move of gloating about it and alerting the police beforehand. D’oh!

@Taddda..... No Nope noooo I called first!... I mean times are hard at the moment so being kind and all that I won't mind sharing him for a few minutes! 😂 X

Oh I'd love the Avengers turning up. Can I have Dr Strange, Vision and Cap please.

Yes I keep seeing this along with the 5g tower thing an man made to kill everyone off an how its all fake an the vac there making is really a chip beening injected into us o an the social distance is really so gov can get clear image of us all about gov control an blah blah. think the conspiracy people need to all get together an decide exactly what it is with some facts then come back to us.

Do you think they mean my belly!!

@Threelionsandalioness okay, in these unprecedented times, I'll agree to it...but I'm certainly not going to guarantee you'll get him back in the same condition...

(I'm keeping the hammer...👍😳)

@ShowOfHands....sure he is all yours x
@Taddda...😂 Brilliant and its a deal! X

This is like the thread the other day where the poster stomped on yelling about a Daily Mail headline but refused to say what the headline was.

If you see Sid, tell him.

I was so hoping it would be Maccies. Wasting away here in my size 18/20 lounge suit.

Maybe we'll be able to meet with 2 people rather than just one???

think the conspiracy people need to all get together an decide exactly what it is with some facts then come back to us.

Facts?

Nah, I think we should just ask all the conspiracy people to solve the problem for us, get them all together in one huge building, (they'll be fine as CV isn't real, obviously) and then lock 'em in and throw away the key tell them that they are only allowed out when they can all agree on exactly the same thing.

It sounds like the q-anon trump loving nutjobs

It's to do with planetary alignments

Jupiter saturn and pluto all line up in 2020 and supposed to bring a great shift in societal behaviours. The end of one cycle and the start of another allegedly.

Your dh’s knob the far side of a telescope?