Don't think they've fucked up, think the press have. They printed misinformation about lockdown being lifted Monday etc.
Boris will tell us:
Nothing has really changed at all. We still have to stay at home when we can. We still have to stay 2 metres apart from everyone outside our homes.
We can go out for more exercise. We might be able to queue at the garden centre, if we're bored to tears with queuing at Tesco, Homebase or B & Q.
Schools will possibly open before the end of June, but it will only be primary and very limited.
In two weeks time, they might open a few libraries, other shops.
We will be encouraged to work from home for the rest of the year if at all possible, and if we can't he'll lay out the criteria which businesses have to provide. We will be encouraged to walk, cycle, to work where necessary.
They will put the breaks on any lifted restrictions if the R number goes above 1, and might even go back to full lockdown.