30s TTC - We Started TTC When the LAST Coalition Government Was In Power

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BESH is BACK for Spring. Come in, admire the cocktail bar stylings I have created for you. It's all lowlights and smooth sounds, and there's a rehearsal room in back for the GLEE practice.

The barman are beautiful, the Pit has been well stocked with beanbags and gin. So roll up all you 30-something BESHies who stopped counting cycles sometime in the last century, and grab a martini.

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A. Bob.

You see Scorps? We needn't be ashamed. You have opened up a rich vein of humour.

Q. What do you call a man buried in a pile of leaves?

RUSSELL !!11!!1! ROFL!

I'll have you know that's extremely funny when you're nine.

What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum?

WARREN.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

It's the way I tell 'em

What do you call a man wearing two raincoats standing in a cemetary?

MAX BYGRAVES!

SHITTING FUCKWANKS.

cemetary cemetery

Get me a plane to Dignitas, stat.

Hehe, love the Max Bygraves one, Ed!

Wish I could remember jokes, I am rubbish. Goldfish brain.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

DOUG!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahaha

you beat me to that one, Cunny.

You can do the Douglas one med.

Gah! Ruined it

I'm still laughing at the Russel one

Well beshlets, today I walked the dog, up a HILLY wood, pushing the buggy (with grumpy poorly toddler in it), for an hour, and I have just done half an hour on the crosstrainer. I will be a size zero by morning, non? And updiffed, obviously...

Am watching Would I Lie To You on Dave... tis tres funny.

But not as funny as us. Obbo.

RusselL.

Whaddayacall a woman playing snooker with a pint glass on her head?

BEATRIX POTTER!

Morning

Where is everyone today? I am knackered. I couldn't sleep last night, and then Boo woke up at 6. Gah.

Scorps I hope the recovery is going well. I am not sure if I am disturbed or distressed by you and Taurus using your feet.

Where is Lozza? She has been tres quiet lately. Probably worn out after the impressive shagathon. When can you POAS Loz?

Alice did you tell the boyf last night?

Hmm, droid appears to have departed after only really arriving properly on Monday. Had a really short droid last month too. Should I be concerned do you think?

Hmm, dunno Mooser. Mine were only ever 2 or 3 days at most, but what are yours usually like?

Tis v quiet today.... where is everyone?

They were heavy and 4-5 days. It might just be them settling down after coil removal last year. I shall choose not to be concerned and just delight in the new, improved shorter versions.

I have a shitload of work to do today so better go make a start on it.

I'm here! Tho working today so in and out a bit. Anyone want a massage? Lavender and lime today. Sounds weird, but smells lush

Oh thank the Lord, we only have to have sex tonight If We Want To (so probably not then!)

Off to get me day 21 bloods tomorrow. Not much else to report...