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30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

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CUNextTuesday · 06/11/2009 12:11

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Scorpette · 13/11/2009 09:28

YAY, Carrots! All that carrotty vitamin C must have done the job, eh? This a blimmin' hat trick of a thread! I think ski's going to be very clumsy around spreadable dairy product receptacles (hoho) v. soon and depending on how long it lasts, I predict Cuntshine smashing a whole trio of ice-cold butter dishes too

I'll have to wait till next one, I think, as am only CD11.

Saying CD11 and the like makes me think of 'Now that's what I call music --' albums

BTW, I heart you all but I ain't nekkid dancing for no-one - unless in the palace we can have our ideal bodies. If so, then I'll happily launch into a full-on Burlesque routine! Until then, I shall just do a funky semi-dressed dance instead

iggypiggy · 13/11/2009 09:30

scorps is the menkul gadegt going well? Does it say 'fuck now' or summat?

PollyPoo · 13/11/2009 09:37

Farkin hell that is brilliant news Carrots (I knew you was diffed!)

Ski I think you should POAS NOW, this is obviously a lucky thread. Hell, I'm tempted to POAS even thought I've had my first wee and I'm only on CD23!

Gin what day are you on?

I still have no symptoms at all, except I am EVIL and hate the giant (which happened when diffed with Boo). Usually I get v large sore norks a wk before droid, and this month nothing. Given that my cycles have been anywhere between 23 and 29 days over the last 6 months I'd have thought that I'd have some signs by now. I would love to think its because I am diffed but I am too scared to even hope. I am probably just gearing for a late and hideously painful droid, gar... .

Ski POAFS!!

PollyPoo · 13/11/2009 09:41

Shove over Cuntshine and gimme some of that babydust. < snoooort... that feels good >

idealcamel · 13/11/2009 09:42

Well done, Carrots! Congratulations!

Am not in the running yet this month, people! Am only on CD13 or so, definitely not WOOFLing.

Fingers crossed for ski and gin.

PollyPoo · 13/11/2009 09:44

Oh yes, and I had some stabbing wombular pains on CD21 and yesterday I had stabbing pains up my fanjo. Didn't last long. This probably happens everything month but I've never paid this much attention before... [clutching at straws emoticon]

Scorpette · 13/11/2009 09:56

Piggsy, I forgot to tell you - it hasn't asked me for a fucking sample yet! turned it on about 600 times on D6, when it's supposed to want one and nada. TYF has been looking at it (in stereotypical 'man knows best about technology' fashion) and he says I've done it all right and is clueless. Will stick to POKs this month and hopefully have no need to for the contraption next month (that sounds ungrateful, but I'm not)

skihorse · 13/11/2009 09:57

Oh god! HUGE congratulations to iggy and carrots!

iggy I am so, so, so happy for you because I know you've really been through the mill.

Curly ... isn't it about time you told us exactly what went on the night you met? I for one don't buy this "oh we just said hello quickly" bobbins. There's more to this story than meets the eye.

I don't "feel" diffed any more... although mycountdowntopregnancy.com seems to think this is normal. I still have not POAS.

skihorse · 13/11/2009 09:59

polly I had stabbing fanjo on saturday I think it was.

VeryAngryGusset · 13/11/2009 10:09

If I'm drinking fantasy gin, snorting babydust and having special moments with fantasy men I don't see why I can't have a perfect, freshly waxed, cellulite free fantasy body to naked dance with.

Strip!

CUNextTuesday · 13/11/2009 10:11

oh ski for gods sake, we are gasping for news here!

Congrats carrots!! a line is a is is a line..

Well ladies I can officially start to feel sick with terror excitement. Been for reassurance scan this morning and got a full size for dates speck with a tiny, but strong, heartbeat I reet fancy a Ginsters sausage roll to celebrate.

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CurlyCasper · 13/11/2009 10:16

not straws ladies. I have wombular cramps and stabbing fanjo region pains (some feel muscular, some feel like a UTI that is not there). Plus having poo issues. at risk of TMI, I'm not constipated but still having to spend a long time on the throne at each sitting thanks to belly pain and tension. This actually started last Friday but I just thought i had an upset belly mixed with period cramps.

Sooooo chuffed for iggs and rots and I hope this thread's luck continues. (this thread has been less violent and drink-fuelled and more sexual - maybe that's it?)

CurlyCasper · 13/11/2009 10:18

That's brilliant news cunty. Go on, spoil yourself and, have two sausage rolls! Didn't realise you could get heartbeat so early - brilliant!

What a great week this is turning out to be

PollyPoo · 13/11/2009 10:22

Cunty that is brilliant news. How many weeks are you?

No Casp I am refusing to believe there is any possibility that I am diffed. It will just be a late droid - my body just likes fucking me over, every droid is a new horror.

Oh well seeing that we all have perfect and cellulite-free bodies....

CUNextTuesday · 13/11/2009 10:27

7 weeks today pol according to dates, but speck may be one or two days bigger than that. Just my luck I'm going to produce a 13lb whopper (with cheese)

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PollyPoo · 13/11/2009 10:33

Gasper I am also having that kind of poo trouble, and I did have it when diffed with Boo. BUT I think it is more likely dietary-related as it is too soon surely? I'm only day 23 and if I ovulated at all, it would have been after day 16 (unless crappy persona was wrong). At most I can only be 7DPO...

Oh hell, I swore I wasn't 2woofling but it seems I am..... arrrgghhh I can't even get that right

idealcamel · 13/11/2009 10:33

Cunty Jolly well done, old thing. This is the traditional response to your good news, yes?

Scorpette · 13/11/2009 10:37

Well, if it works for Cunty... LET'S DANCE!

Off to work now - laters, BESHettes xx

Scorpette · 13/11/2009 10:37

PS Well done Cunty!

PollyPoo · 13/11/2009 10:41

Um Scorps.... you are supposed to put your clothes back on before you go out the .... door. Damn, too late. (have lovely image of *scorps skipping off to work, swinging her handbag, completely neked, lol)

PollyPoo · 13/11/2009 10:43

Oh hell.... is singing along to the sappy song in Bolt, whilst snivelling, a symptom?

givecarrotsachance · 13/11/2009 10:48

polly, cassie, one of my first thoughts that I may be diffed was that my "morning routine" changed. Normally I'm a rush-to-the-loo kinda gal (and I don't mean for number 1s) and for the past 3-4 days it's been far more sedate - and difficult.

I've had sore boobs since estimation of ovulation but as this is my first proper cycle since coming off Mirena (sorry, I know, I know...) I didn't know if that was diffed or pre-droid symptoms.

TBH the bleeding made it pretty much a surety for me, despite ongoing BFN, because I had the same with littlecarrot - although intially I was convinced it was droid due to bad cramps.

Feeling sick this morning and dizzy yesterday, and total baby-head. I got into the car to take littlecarrot to work, looked at it for a while and realised I'd not got any car keys (YOB had opened it to strap in littlecarrot). Then put it into forward instead of reverse. Idiot.

After school I nipped into town and bought a CBD which YOB then nicked off me and put into the safe until tomorrow, so I POAnotherCheapyEbayS and there was no question - clear, faint but clear, two lines

YOB was really trying to hold on for another day or so but having seen the second POAS results, he's starting to get excited but he's being all sensible and wanting to get through next few weeks... I know, I know.

God I hope this is a real one. It's still early so a chemical preg would be possible, but really devastating. Cunty I remember well hearing littlecarrot's heartbeat the first time and it was amazing - so glad you got that opportunity for an early scan xxx.

Wooo hooo us lot! Glad I stayed positive even with evidence of babyfail! Glad I didn't drown my sorrows in alcohol as well!

OK, sweepstake on the next BFP. Ski I'm rooting for ya.

skihorse · 13/11/2009 10:48

cunty that's brilliant! How many heartbeats - are you a selfish BESH putting extra strain on the NHS/endangering your own life? Btw, what is it with the negative attitude towards twins on this site?

PollyPoo · 13/11/2009 10:53

Cunty that is fab, I'm really pleased for you. Are you feeling a bit better having seen the little bean? Hope you enjoyed your sausage roll.

CUNextTuesday · 13/11/2009 11:10

Just one ski thank god - not that I want to be negative about twins, but I'm cacking my pants over one, let alone two.

pol my excitement has been tempered owing to a howling row with Hombre last night over my intention to have a doula. He dismissed it as a 'con' having read precisely ONE page of the doula website, despite my having done lots of research and reading. So I was unhappy this morning, envisaging months of non-support around maternity options and unilateral decisions on birth plans. My excrutiating pain, my choice.

However, I have a little photo of the speck and I can only conclude from it that I am giving birth to either a sea-horse or a kingfisher, or a mixture of both

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