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30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

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CUNextTuesday · 06/11/2009 12:11

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givecarrotsachance · 10/11/2009 14:06

Just gone and bought 2 more tests as the ebay ones won't arrive till tomorrow morning after I leave for work. One for tonight, one for tomorrow morning .

This time I will TIME 10 minutes THEN read it, and THEN throw it away.

HawaiianCuntShine · 10/11/2009 14:17

Wait - you refer people to MM, and I'm the one into propaganda? I love your sense of humor! I do think your argument that Finns don't deliver fewer sickly babies - unless there is good cause not to deliver them - is a nice way of trying out both sides of the fence.

I know, I know - you all think America is the land of 3rd world healthcare, worse than Cuba - but that's just not the case.

CUNextTuesday · 10/11/2009 14:25

Would anyone like some homemade chocolate bread and butter pudding made with G&Bs Maya Gold choc?

I can't eat mine

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ChoChoSan · 10/11/2009 14:28

Okay Garrotes, can you give us an update on the DPO status - we need to keep an eye on you in the BESH stakes..whether you are insane to 'who killed baby jane' degree, or indeed '"Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf", which I watched for the first time this weekend...there's abit of barren hag madness for ya!

Hawaiian I will try my very besht to wait until the prescribed 14 days post treatment, but I will probably end up testing, like 4 days before that and then tantrumming cos not updiffed, only to find out later that I am, and that I probably should not have drunk lots of cheery flavoured beer to commiserate! (you might guess that this has happened before!)

I thought it was v sweet that you and dear darling chap got to see your frosties whirling into action...when do you have to test?? You are going to be seriously woolfing this month, aren't you...can't wait!!!

idealcamel · 10/11/2009 14:32

I know we're done with this debate - but (I can't help adding my twopennorth-- something about the preemie stats (more premature babies born in the US than in countries with organised healthcare) struck me as odd. So I pottered about the internet a little and found this:

"In the United States in 2004, one in eight babies was born prematurely, compared with one in 18 in Ireland and Finland.

"Once a baby is born preterm, we do a good job of saving it," MacDorman said. "What we're not successful at is preventing preterm birth in the first place."

Fleischman seemed to agree. "The quality of neonatal intensive care is superb," he said. "We know how to rescue babies who are born very tiny, but what we don't do well is prevent prematurity."

Reasons for this, he said, include a lack of universal access to health care for women of childbearing age or pregnant women of any age. "That's a tremendous difference with our European friends," Fleischman said."

www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_91391.html

Just sayin'.

Carrots - I love ya, but peeing on more sticks is not going to make you any more or less pregnant...

idealcamel · 10/11/2009 14:34

cunty Is you vomiting again?

CUNextTuesday · 10/11/2009 14:39

no buddy it wasn't me. I not vomited since last Monday.

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HawaiianCuntShine · 10/11/2009 14:42

I'm not trying to duck camel, just moving on for the sake of sanity for others. I've given plenty of my opinion, but there's 10 to 1 and I'm sure 90% don't care anymore.

Chocho That sounds wonderful - may I join you for the cherry flavored beer? (and maybe all the rest too) My blood test is officially scheduled for Friday the 20th - but I'll be pissing on something before then, guaranteed!

ChoChoSan · 10/11/2009 14:44

Hawaiian I read that as someone filling us in on her, more direct experience of another system that neither of us have any knowledge of.

Let's face it, with Michael Moore's film, and all the anti-state-Healthcare stuff that came out of the US when Obama raised the issue of healthcare reform; it is likely that we in the UK and you in the US are subject to a hell of a lot of propaganda, and bollocks about each other's systems.

Perhaps the wonderful thing, on a personal level is that we are both happy with the systems that we have in place, and for me, with my left-wing tendancies I am also happy that people not as well off as me get the exact same standard of healthcare.

Having said all that, if I had to go to hospital I would be most pleased to end up in the same one where House is based, as that looks very stylish and clean!

givecarrotsachance · 10/11/2009 14:46

humpygirl - good quote, well produced. And on the POAS thing, yeah, I know. I know. I know.

cunty oooohhh mememe (did I sound too greedy)

chocho about 8 days POv

ChoChoSan · 10/11/2009 14:48

Sorry to cross post Hawaiian...we shall be awaiting your first poas on next Monday, in that case!

idealcamel · 10/11/2009 14:49

But, cunty, if you is not vomiting then why can't you eat your lovely chocolate pudding?

HawaiianCuntShine · 10/11/2009 14:56

cho - I might not be quite that menkul (to POAS Monday) but we shall see! I shall have my trusty talapia at the ready.

iggypiggy · 10/11/2009 14:59

Am pissing myself off today... am obessively knicker checking re: small metal bastard appearances... I AM NOT 2WOOFLing - am not I tell you

ChoChoSan · 10/11/2009 15:03

carrots don't blush, sister...if you recall - my vertiginous spiral of menty-ness started about 5dpo last month AND, given that I usually ov on CD 18 and R2D2 on CD26, 8DPO is abso-fucking-lutely spot on and reasonable IMHO!

givecarrotsachance · 10/11/2009 15:20

cho OH YOU HAVE FUELLED MY MANIA!!! (cheers )

idealcamel · 10/11/2009 15:21

iggy YOU ARE NOT WOOFLING! I was going to say put your knickers down and walk away slowly, but that would be - odd.

Where have you been in mumsnet that scared you, piggle?

Post-ov madness: as I am currently in SWI stage, I look pityingly on you poor fools. Give me a week and I will become convinced that I can feel the babybeeee implanting.

cuntshine Don't you officially have to POAS really, really early?

givecarrotsachance · 10/11/2009 15:24

iggy what day you on?

Y'know, I know it's a bit "bussy" but can we have a stats list even if it's not a daily update? I prefer to be able to see who's where.

idealcamel · 10/11/2009 15:27

I vote no to stats list - it makes me too crazy. Not that I don't at all times know what cycle day I'm on, but I like to come here and not be reminded.

CurlyCasper · 10/11/2009 15:29

iggy you are so lucky you did not come to this conference. i stuck here nuther hour. sore tum too, but nil rouge ;)

iggypiggy · 10/11/2009 15:32

Thanks for advice camelina

I has been on bad thread about FB and bump pictures and i had been over-reacting a little...

cuntbollocksarsewankshitfuck - feel better now

iggypiggy · 10/11/2009 15:39

rots I is on CD 29 - therefore droid should show his nasty little metal self anytime now/ tomorrow.

I vote no for a list - but that is cos I is menkul and had been trying not to obsess about dates... everyone else can be on one tho - so longs as I can just watch from sidelines.

curlylover is no good? bunk off and come drinking with me

ginhag · 10/11/2009 15:49

On way home on train. Meeting went well,I think... An bored now.

carrots soz mate but one of the original rules of this thread, laid in stone a zillion years ago is No Lists. It's actually quite an important aspect of the palace I think. There's monthly buses for all that stuff. Though they are not as good at the swearing,drinking and fighting

iggypiggy · 10/11/2009 15:51

gin thank fuck for that - I hate lists

ginhag · 10/11/2009 15:55

's alright frigs they really are against palace law. This place supposed to be safe from all that.

My phone keeps trying to call you frogs!

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