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Mid 30's TTC--Gin Palace Two: Spawn of the BESH

999 replies

SarahAbroad · 21/07/2009 13:06

Hey all...

Hope this thread name is okay...just moved the Gin Palace around the corner before we ran out of space!

See you soon. The bar's open!

OP posts:
VeryAngryGusset · 27/07/2009 18:13

wildfrig - noooooooooooo! BIL isn't quite that bad - principally due to having managed to produce my lovely niece.

VeryAngryGusset · 27/07/2009 18:14

does the balance get any better if you clutch the gin bottle?

VeryAngryGusset · 27/07/2009 18:15

And why did no one tell me about the jacuzzi inthe pit? - I wondered where you'd all effed off to. Now, out of the way and let me in! - and don't look cos I haven't had a bikini wax and am in no mood to remedy it.

ginhag · 27/07/2009 18:21

VAG nah,have tried one in each hand and everything...

laurie sorry mate

choo bummer

trinny and susannah. Soul-sapping,poisonous 'self esteem building' cunts

ginhag · 27/07/2009 18:25

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ginhag · 27/07/2009 19:13

erm...I'll get me coat...

triggerhappybaby · 27/07/2009 19:15

lol

NeedChoos · 27/07/2009 20:14

Jamie Oliver - What.a.C*nt.

I'm back in some what better mood having been cheered up by my father who is 78 and just said "what a load of twats - they don't know what they have let slip through their fingers!" Bless he's a sweetie x

I know its not exactly unbias praise but still feel much better - however it could have been the tourettes outburst earlier (sorry ladies ) Am from up north! Have had meat, 2 veg and a boat load of gravy for dinner al washed down with a large glass of fine organic vino and feel sooo much more up beat.

Thanks ladies for the support

RunLyraRun · 27/07/2009 20:22

ginny I was TOTALLY going to say Michael Winner...just didn't have the energy to post at the time.

Jeremy Clarkson Is. A. C*nt. too

Do we need a rota for lifeguarding duties now that the pit of angst has expanded into some sort of underground spa/waterpark?

I hope no-one is eyeing up the pit for a potential waterbirth, coz I'm not fishing out your poo. And you'll bugger up my chlorine balance.

Aerie · 27/07/2009 20:26

Hello ladies!

Well I'm back from my weekend of boozing - 'twas fun indeed! And am now definitely SWI. I was feeling a bit wobbly about the whole think (Lyra, I was bricking it) but DH soon took my mind off it (the cad ) and is throwing himself into it (no pun intended ) with much gusto, not that I'm complaining. Though he might after a few months of this. I think he has misty eyed visions of recollecting a memorable evening of pash when I realize that I've been fertilized (his words, not mine, btw), rather than a perfunctory night of service sex. Bless.

ginhag · 27/07/2009 20:32

aerie this is gin palace no longer...has morphed into a pit of (gin soaked) despair...

With a jacuzzi (natch)

I'm still fucked off,me.I could name a lot more cunts.

Glad to hear bout the SWI tho aerie (spose.)

RunLyraRun · 27/07/2009 20:34

Aerieeeeeee eeeekkk you are SWI!!! Well done for grasping that penis errr I mean nettle

ginhag · 27/07/2009 20:37

Grabbed the bull by his horn eh Lyra???

fnarr fnarr etc

today Matthew,i am going to be...

Finbar Saunders!!!

NeedChoos · 27/07/2009 20:43

Excellent - more good news!! We'll soon have the old Palace back - plus the added wet area and thats the Jacuzzi not aerie

Well done by the way!! Impressed - did you suddenly get a message that now was "The Time"? (Really must stay away from day time TV)

Piers Morgan Prize C*nt.

ginhag · 27/07/2009 20:51

Well personally I'm going to wallow in the pit like a mardy mudskipper for a bit longer.i'm just in that kind of mood.

and I got stung by a wasp in the middle of a very stressful work meeting today.and it didn't get me put of the meeting.

Incidentally,I would like to be reincarnated as a mudskipper.they have lovely lives.

Lie in warm mud in sunshine,flip over occasionally,do a bit more lying,flip about a bit...fab.

So what's everyone else's reincarnation of choice?

ginhag · 27/07/2009 23:16

Is everyone going to say 'george clooney's pants'?

longwee · 28/07/2009 07:25

Morning all - haven't been able to join in for a while as me internet is off at home so only get chance to catch up when I'm skiving at work. Heck, I was obviously a week early with my strop from hell last week - I would have lurved to have joined the big old communal rant/wallow that was going down in here

So.... RTOD is 3 days late. Although I swear I can feel it coming so am not going to obsess - no, I clearly am going to obsess, but I'm going to try to pretend I'm not obsessing. Thing is I don't know if you can get piss sticks here - wandered over towards the pharmacy yesterday but totally bottled it as saying it out loud would be admitting that I think I could diffed, when I'm just a few days late coz I was all stressed last week... No obsessing round here, nuh-uh, tralala...

longwee · 28/07/2009 07:30

PS - Russell Brand - what a CUNT

laurielou · 28/07/2009 08:49

Morning all,

Well sadly my mood has not improved, so I'm staying firmly in the pit.....

Sorry I got the c*nt game rules wrong yesterday - I wasn't very good at anything. I'll try again.

Alan Carr. What. A. C*unt.

Agree Bono. What. A. C*nt.

Tom Cruise. What. A. C*nt.

Stupid blonde woman from old Advocat advert, Helen someone? What. A. C*nt.

(Don't stop me know I'm on a roll......)

A certain work colleague. WHAT. A. C*NT (so much so he deserves a shouty one).

RTOD - What. A. C*nt.

BOD - What. A. C*nt.

(starting to feel a bit better)

Ex-boyf. What. A. C*nt.

Kerry Katona. What. A. C*nt.

My friend is kind of polite, & instead of saying the word she says said person is a C U Next Tuesday. I LOVE saying that out loud to people I work with, its very rewarding.....

extremesitting · 28/07/2009 09:12

I'm in the pit of doom too

I have no job, my husbands freelance work has dried up, we have enough left in the bank for next months mortgage payment or to go on the holiday but not both. Tickets for holiday are non-refundable. I have been TTC for 15months. Every straight female I know (bar my wonderfully successful sister) has had a baby and most have given birth whilst I've been trapped in an unemployed highly depressed state. Oh, and its our wedding anniversary today. Methinks we will be having potatoes and half a salmon fillet each (seeing as that is all that's left in the freezer).

Me me me! So sorry girls. Pass us the gin

Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. What. a. couple. of. CUNTS (and yes, I am ashamed to know that so DON'T GO THERE)

laurielou · 28/07/2009 09:19

oh extreme, nightmare. Uh Happy Anniversay?!?!

NeedChoos · 28/07/2009 09:24

Pants extreme but Happy Anniversary!

Cosmosis · 28/07/2009 09:29

punches extreme in the face in an attempt to cheer her up. Um, sorry about the black eye.

longwee · 28/07/2009 09:29

Aww sorry you guys - and everyone else who is languishing in the doom pit of despair.....

wildfig · 28/07/2009 09:58

extreme [cheering Glasgow kiss] That's grim. You have my total sympathy on the '15 sodding months?!' thing; it just feels so unfair and random and personal. It isn't personal though, it's just bollocks stupid nature shit. But on the Irony of Birth front, now might be the exact month you do get pregnant, on the grounds that it's not the perfect time by any stretch of the imagination?

Hope you manage to have a sweet evening though - sex is free entertainment, and you do have each other. Salmon is meant to be excellent for baby-making, I hear.