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Mid 30's TTC--Gin Palace Two: Spawn of the BESH

999 replies

SarahAbroad · 21/07/2009 13:06

Hey all...

Hope this thread name is okay...just moved the Gin Palace around the corner before we ran out of space!

See you soon. The bar's open!

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laurielou · 24/07/2009 08:04

Phew that bar was crowded! OK, here's the slammers.

longwee what news channel do you watch? Sometimes I'd like to magic my lady bits away. Like, oh, once a month!

I'm up for signing a petition to change PG syptoms. Once again crazy bitch that I am I've convinced myself I'm up-diffed. CD 29 of a 29 - 44 day cycle (usually averages around 33). Ridiculously tired, weepy, ache in the ovary area (of course it may be ovary packing up the will the live) & funny butterfly type feelings in stomach (which of course could be wind).

Anyway, thanks to my serious case of mn obsession cant be arsed at work meetings yesterday I've left myself a shit load of stuff to do today. On a Friday. Not very forward thinking of me, hey?

No doubt I'll catch up later, in the meantime, happy obsessing, x

ginhag · 24/07/2009 08:24

Cheers laurie - lovely start to the day!

wee yep it's bloody ridiculous.at least you know you are not alone!

scorpette sorry didn't realise you had escaped The Fear.as for me,its not that I don't want another...I do a lot,even more so since what happened with the last pg - but am not good at being pg,am terrified it'll all go wrong again,and I'm very aware that new babies are fucking incredibly hard work...so there's a bunch of other emotions there too.aaaargh.

On another note,got given a bottle of pimms for BOD but after what someone said earlier am now scared to drink any of it.if I get pg couldn't bear a replay of last time.stupid thing is I was much better behaved last time than when I was pg with small which just goes to show that Nothing Makes Sense

laurielou · 24/07/2009 08:30

Just out of curiosity (our systems are down, I'm not skiving, honest guv) what are the main things you're all scared about re babies?

I think mine are the physical pain of giving birth, lack of freedom & spontinaity (although to be fair the boyf & I quite like routine now) & scared in case I don't actually like the baby / lifestyle once I've got it.

The boyf says of course you'll like the baby - how can he be so sure? I mean I don't like all my family now!

skihorse · 24/07/2009 08:41

longwee early pg/rtod are also pretty much the same as "altitude sickness".

Lezzy stuff - what about Liv Tyler doing demi-dominatrix standing over Matt Dillon in "One Night at McCools"?

I have managed to twist my ankle terribly last night due to falling over sangria/dog incident and had to go down the stairs on my bum this morning. Bloody nora. I'm all bandaged up and the only shoes I could get on were flip-flops. Feel my professionalism - if I'd had the laptop at home I'd have simply put on a dressing gown of course.

I still have no period - shall I get some HRT?

skihorse · 24/07/2009 08:45

laurielou Childbirth (obv.), scared that I get terrible PND and that I lose it and end up throwing the baby down the stairs or something, crushing poverty & can't leave the baby/can't afford a sitter/can't work, nuclea war, OH leaving me.

As far as childbirth goes - I have read that by the time comes you are so utterly fed up with it all that you come over all "bring it on". That's the train of thought I'm sticking with. donttry stop watching those bloody videos you lunatic.

donttrythisathome · 24/07/2009 09:15

In bed again (that one's for VAG).

Clam down though luv as I'm feeling sick so just going to work from home (haven't informed me boss yet seeing as still under the duvet).

Childbirth yes, exhausting newborns and toddlers yes, but tis more the next 50 years. Have no illusions about the hard work and the constant decisions and worrying about fucking them up. Also, I hate being pinned down and losing control. Plus I've a bi-polar sister who is still living at home in her 40s sending out hate rays and verbal abuse to my mother every day (in fairness, its two-way traffic though) plus my Dad is somewhat mental (not abusive, just eccentric in the extreme) so obviously fear getting an, ahem, "different" child and it NEVER moving out.

OTH I can now see lots of positives too, which is why at me advanced age I finally took the plunge.

Sorry to rain on the parade

donttrythisathome · 24/07/2009 09:21

Ooh tis cathartic spewing out yer problems in the direction of other people.

Not good for them though, sorry missuses.

VeryAngryGusset · 24/07/2009 09:22

donttry LOOK UNDER THE BED!!!! ......SURPRISE!!!!

VeryAngryGusset · 24/07/2009 09:23

It's fluffy under here.

Ew, what's THIS?

donttrythisathome · 24/07/2009 09:25

PMSL!!!

Roight, VAG has scared me into action now. Off to lie to my boss (feel so guilty as he's so lovely, think will have to spill the beans next week) and get working.

VeryAngryGusset · 24/07/2009 09:25

While I'm here....Ski try to use your ankle as little as possible for a few days - be sofabound if you can. I sprained my ankle before Xmas and it took such a blimmin' long time to heal, and I put this down to trying to carry on just after I did it. Couple of days with the weight off will do wonders.

donttrythisathome · 24/07/2009 09:26

Watch out for the turkey baster full of pre-seed and the "used" vagcup.

extremesitting · 24/07/2009 09:29

Morning Campers!

I've woken up with a bastard behind the eyes. Been up since 5 - truly crap when you have no reason to leave the house. Unfortunate glass of whiskey after glass of wine incident last night. I figured I'd get my last drinks in before the misery of the sober 2WW. Bloody neighbours "popped by" [read: drank the rest of the bottle of wine that we had literally had a spoonful out of each]. I got desperate. Whiskey is usually safe in this house. Dunno what I was thinking. Bad idea!

Sorry to hear about your ankle Ski, but lovely to hear of your sangria... and dog. I want a dog! Fur over flesh any day!

extremesitting · 24/07/2009 09:32

OOOh... dontry .. have you seriously tried the Preseed?

ginhag · 24/07/2009 09:32

laurie if you don't feel all 'overwhelmed with love or indeed if you're not sure you like the new creature then that is ok.and also,to dispell a myth of motherhood,also quite normal.

I was quite unsure about small to start with but now I know he is fucking ace and probably the most amazing human being ever in history...

Stuff I'm scared of

pnd (dabbled with it last time)
losing the pg even later than last time
not being able to cope with 2 as am possibly a rubbish mum..
oh and maybe a wee bit about birth as was unable to get small out naturally (they had to get him out quick or he may not have made it) so have no experience of 'natural childbirth' and also not keen to repeat the way small was brought into the world.however this is a small part of the whole thing really.
And some of the stuff don'ttry said

ginhag · 24/07/2009 09:34

Sorry,rambling and distracted.am having my hand squeezed as small believes pooing is a team sport

extremesitting · 24/07/2009 09:36

Small sounds cool. I think I'd like him.

NeedChoos · 24/07/2009 09:48

Morning ladies

pmsl @ pooing as a team sport.

Maybe it should be the UK entry for the new sport for 2012 - we might even have a chance of winning!

What on God's earth is preseed???? I'm scared by the mooncup thing - surely an urban myth?

Extreme - you really don't need neighbours like that - just rude...but with you on the fur / flesh thing. My lady cat is pure comedy... better than the telly somedays..

ginhag · 24/07/2009 09:48

He's wicked actually.bright as a shiny thing and very chatty.totally shit at sleeping tho. [massive yawn emiticon]

toddlers are a lot more fun than babies.

By the way you are totally welcome to borrow him.

The little monkey is currently running round our living room declaring 'look at all da mess!!'

skihorse · 24/07/2009 09:50

VAG I'm of the opposite school of thought - keep it moving. I twisted it very badly on the first day of one of my ski hols this year. I walked a mile on it immediately (through a haze of tears I might add) and within 36 hours was able to cram it in to a ski boot and get on with it. I can't sit still. Pre-eclampsia scares the shit out of me, there's no way I could lie in a hospital bed for 8 weeks - unless I were comatose.

extremesitting You want a dog? "have one o' mine". Big dog pulled me off my feet last night, little dog shat on the kitchen floor during the night. Which one do you want?

Scorpette · 24/07/2009 09:56

Oh, I have fears, but broodiness over-rides them. My fears are: that I would die during labour. That I would keep having MCs and never have an actual live child of my own, ever (happened to my Aunt). That something would happen to make me disabled, like severe SPD (one reason why I want to refuse an epidural). That the stress of a baby would drive me and TYF apart (we're on of those sickening couples whose lives revolve around each other).
And am also really scared of having to have an episiotomy - although this is my Mum's fault for telling me horror stories of hers (sexist evil Dr sewed her up too tight after my birth 'for her husband's pleasure' and required TWO fentons, then my brother was a transverse breech, had to be turned internally BY HAND and had more than one eps to allow for this ). It's the thought that they use scissors - the thought of the outside blade of the scissors going into flesh makes me feel freaked.

I also have fears you're not supposed to admit to: scared of having badly disabled child. Also, my Dad has mild AS (we think Gran has it too) and am also worried a child might inherit it (though me and my bro didn't). Am not a terrible person, honest! And am also scared of having a son first - I know I sound mad, but my little brother made my life a misery: nowadays he would've been diagnosed with severe ADHD. Was also a Playleader for years and just got really fed up with the thoughtlessless, aggression and obsessiveness of boys. Am also a v emotional person and people who are inarticulate about feelings drive me mad (ie most men, inc TYF). Sorry ginhag, am sure your small is lovely, as are lots of/most little boys - like I say, my brother has tainted things in my mind . Am mostly scared I'd be a horrible mum to a boy, like stifling his natural exuberance because it reminded me of my brother - think if I'd already had a daughter, I'd then have no illusions over how difficult and boisterous kids can be . What makes it worse is that TYF is the middle of 3 brothers and he is one of 56 (yes 56) cousins - only 13 of them are female! Eeek! So I'm scared of having a boy first because I'd then think I'll only have boys - a boy after a girl would be fine. Like I said, am a bit mental about the issue

I know you shouldn't say you have a preference for one sex and just by saying it I've jinxed myself into having male quadruplets, but hey, if you can't say it in The Gin Palace, where can you say it?

Okay, so I DO have lots of fears! But still want a baby - roll on ovulation

PS sorry I always write loads

Scorpette · 24/07/2009 10:02

gin I like the teamsport-pooing - you have changed my mind about sons already! Sorry to hear about you losing a pg - didn't know this

ski hope your ankle is okay - if I was you I'd be telling myself it was one of these new pg signs we want, but then again, I'd be telling myself everything was a sign...

choos I think preseed is some sort of lube that helps fertility (or doesn't have a spermicidal result like normal lube). Summat like that. Is that right?

NeedChoos · 24/07/2009 10:03

God this is really shallow and I promise I'm not ...but it really worries me that my body will be minging afterwards that I won't be attractive any more plus my ahem... bits will be mangled beyond all recognition and will never have sex again... the comment about it like being shot in the fanjo is enough to put me off talking about it let alone anything else.

Plus my family are/were shit at family stuff so really not sure I will be able to do the mum thing...at all let alone well.

God that looks bad typed out.

RunLyraRun · 24/07/2009 10:06

Morning ladies.

Re: fears, I believe THIS is where I came in.

Because I don't have ANY broodiness I don't have much to override the terror, which is why I'm not yet SWI. I'm still trying to convince myself that it must be, on balance, A Good Thing, otherwise why would everyone do it, and many people more than once?

I simply can't picture having a boy though. When I imagine me & DH with a child, it's always a girl. Agree with everything you said on this Scorps. Plus baby boy willies freak me out.

What am I doing here again?

skihorse · 24/07/2009 10:06

Scorpette I just tried to read that "thing" about your mum and her experiences but unfortunately my self-preservation gene kicked in and I looked away.

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