Yoga slurping & keep fit POASticking - TTC unconventionally BUS 33

[Minster2012]

So our valentines treats did the trick & we’ve got some BFPs for February...HORRAY!! 🥳♥️😘

We’ve picked up some newbies who come armed with a flesh light for horses, 🐴a penchant for McSteamy & 2 extra Sausages 🐶🍆for us to add to our rowdy bus.

If all else fails we can send our dogs round the country...stud them to each other cos they don’t understand social distancing and get a hella cute bus loads of pups instead, they can then teach us how to do it!

Grab your popcorn for Married for at First Sight, your briefcase for the horse spunk & make your decision on whether you are McSteamy or McDreamy...🩺

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We are a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

3 BFPs for February so far, plenty of time left 🤞🏻🤩

My OH goes through phases of waking me in the middle of the night but I don't know if it's because I'm more relaxed but I feel more horny then?! 🤣

Darts 🎯 I LOVE the darts! My OH will never take me, he goes every year with his mates (when it's on normally) but he hates taking me anywhere where there's lots of guys 🤷🏽‍♀️ I don't bet but the championships every Xmas I'm hooked and bet on every match in the finals 🙈

So my IVF clinic emailed me back answering my question about if I can start on my April cycle (3 weeks after our consultation) and she said that should be fine 🙌 Feel so happy about that. I feel I'd possibly have a breakdown if I had to wait until May 🙄

Day 2 of flashing smiley for me today. Have my acupuncture at 10am. Then plan to preseed and get the 🍆 tonight. Since tracking my ovulation this month, I've noticed I don't actually have a lot of CM atm. Is that normal for CD11, 2nd day of flashing smiley? Will I get it all of a sudden when I ovulate?

I wonder if there was just something in the air last night because I had crappy dreams and a bad night's sleep too 😴 one of the cats decided to throw up next to the bed - if anyone has cats you'll know the horrible gulping noise they make 😂 cleaning that up at 2am was not fun. Then I had crappy dreams that kept waking me up.

@bez91 big hugs ❤️

@Minster2012 she was not a happy bunny about that at all 🙈 wonder what she said to her sister??!

@Kirky658 he disagrees when he's doing an 80 hour week and I'm there like HELLO 😂 we are pretty well matched in respect of higher sex drives it's just that he works such crazy hours now that he's knackered a lot of the time 😕

@Gem176 omg I talk about work in my sleep too🤣🤣 I work in a cafe and one night I was talking about seeing the coffee beans from the counter and OH was like wtf 😂😂😂 and he kept asking me questions and apparently I got really annoyed with him and was still talking about coffee🤪 well I'm sure when I was pregnant with DS doggy was the only way I could manage but that was when I was further along so maybe my vagina will be more comfortable with thag position then than it is now 🙈 also my cat decided to wake me last night by scratching my arm and I jumped out of sleep. Stupid Luna 🙄

@Minster2012 Pahaha not quite sure filming me sleep talk is exotic but each to their own 😉

@Crazydoglady123 it doesn't happen that often but when he does the waking me up in the middle of the night it's actually the best, never thought about it being because I'm more relaxed before 🤔 start of 2020 when Peter Wright won I made just over a grand, I'd bet on him winning waaaay back at the start and got decent odds 😂 I was on the edge of my seat for the whole thing!! Oh couldn't work out why I was so desperate for him to win 🙈

@lucyrp that's so funny about talking about work too, he mutters about splicing rope and if I ask him questions I get a full blown explanation 🤣 it's my entertainment when he falls asleep super early 🙈 cat avoids our bedroom because of the dog but my god you sure hear him when he wants to be heard 🙉🙉🙉 I'm right into a good spoon at the moment, think he's liking it thanks to access to the boobs that have appeared from nowhere 🤷🏻‍♀️ and it's like a lazy doggy so maybe it's not out completely 🤔 definitely can't test that theory tonight though 😭

@Gem176 80 hours is insane!

@InkyPaper Oh no! I feel you completely. Our cat leaves these little puddles of sick mixed with hair, makes me gag just thinking about it. And when you try to clean it up, it still warm and all…

@kally9 Apparently detectable from 6dpo but very, very low chance. But yes, as @Minster2012 said, it’s mostly for fun. I don’t really get emotional about BFNs, and we often drink a glass of wine with our evening meal, so it’s mostly to just do a quick check before I sit down.
Speaking of dreams, last night I had a dream I was super pregnant, about to burst, then all of a sudden realised it was a pre-term labour, movement inside was insane, then I had to walk to the hospital, then next thing I know, I’m doing the dishes, thinking about Mars (yep, we watched it last night).

@Gem176 yeah I think OH has learnt now not to question it 🤣 depends how we're feeling on whether we keep the door open to let her in or not but DS door is always shut can't imagine having to wake up for a scared 5 year old that the cats just jumped on while he's sleeping 😂 ooo yeah I can do spooning too! My boobs have definitely got bigger I'm so annoyed marks and Spencer's isn't open so I can get measured for w nice comfortably fitting bra 😭 I ordered some nursing ones they looked so comfy and they were far too small when they got here I was spilling out of the sides and the front 😭🤣

Just lost the message
@Minster2012 fab name!
@Gem176 I also can have whole conversations that I don't remember, but at least I don't sleep walk @lucyrp recording? Hell no!
@larrythelizard no! Not again
@bez91 I was thinking too, pick a neutral colour that hides the dirt, and contrast easy, a medium grey? perfect for office and nursery

OH used to sleep talk a lot when he was in the army. He'd get up and start packing his bags in the middle of the night as well cause he'd think he was on exercise somewhere. Always a bit scary when that happened!

And catched up
@lucyrp I have dd cup so finding comfy bras is annoying anyway, pregnant with D's got to ee from a c, never went down to that again, so in that sense I am dreading a pregnancy starting in D's
The good thing about morning sex is that you don't need to worry about lake spermo🙈
Body being a fuck boy again, had enormous amount of ewcm from Tuesday to Thursday and very light cramps from Wednesday till now, both sides so... app predicted ovulation today so I will take it as such, what the fuck do I know?

OH used to sleep talk a lot when he was in the army. He'd get up and start packing his bags in the middle of the night as well cause he'd think he was on exercise somewhere. Always a bit scary when that happened!

@Crazydoglady123 great news about April and oooh I didn't realise acupuncture places would be open now??

Oops not sure how I double posted that!

@Juno231my bil was special forces, and if you make any unusual noises in the night he might wake up and secure the base, hilarious unless you're in it, got DH once in a chockehold when he tried to slip in late unnoticed....

@Franklydear yeah I'm a DD or an E so no bra is every comfy really 😂😂 my boobs went to pancakes after breast feeding DS which I actually enjoyed 🤪🤣

I don't know what pissed off their parents more ( DH late teens bil older)
@Crazydoglady123 April dance💃

On the nonsense insta story, I just wanted to see how you see who watched it 🥺

@Gem176 yeah it's relaxed or my OH has had a few hours of not pissing me off 🤪 Ah I haven't been that lucky! That must have been amazing! I do a few quid on loads of 30/1 - 50/1 bets 🙃

@Juno231 thank you! Yes they are for chronic pain or if you're on fertility treatment

@Franklydear thank you. So excited!

@Franklydear you just swipe the story video up as it plays, then it shows you the list of people that saw it. You can only do that during the first 24h though.

@Tornado2Inc can you believe it is my first story, just wanted to see what you were talking about 🙈
I know is an employer market atm but bloody hell www.mumsnet.com/Talk/work/4161442-Help-Job-offer-withdrawn-after-I-d-already-resigned

@Franklydear I can definitely believe that! I consider myself a heavy user for years, and had my 1st story only a few months ago.

That's awful, poor, poor person!

Another one with mad dreams here - DH told me he wanted a divorce and was generally a dick! I told him this morning and he apologised so all is good!

@Franklydear I'm over bodies being fuckboys, why they're so temperamental I do not know.

@bez91 that's shit, and I feel your pain - when we moved into this house we shoved a load of boxes into the smallest bedroom and on all the 'here's our new house tours' people all had knowing eyebrows. Argh fuck off.

In case anyone can't tell I'm in a bad mood, DS up for a couple of hours again last night so I'm shattered!

The MN app is being so sloooooow this morning 😑

Love me a bit of doggy 😏

On the sleep talking, I do it all the time apparently haha, always have done. I did up and freak dh out sometimes 😂 I have such vivid dreams anyway so I dread to think what I'll be like in pregnancy 😱 I used to sleepwalk so badly, I once got out of the house and was found walking around the pool in the complex we used to live in in Dubai. Good thing I didn't get in it!

Hope everyone has a nice friyay 🎉

@Minster2012 re sperm we had to have a surgical sperm retrieval as the reason we need IVF is that DH had a vasectomy when he was 43 and was advised reversal was unlikely to work. So he had to have it chopped out of his balls - he was not impressed, there was a lot of limping and groaning

@Justanothercyster the website too!

Just realised there's a MAFS Sweden as well - I bet that's nowhere near as fun as the Aussie one!

@missgoldilocks you conceived on cycle 15 right? I'm channelling you this cycle and hoping I have your luck! If not then I'll move on to channelling @lucyrp next cycle

@Juno231 month 16! Looks like month 16 is the lucky one 😂 BTW, I conceived the cycle we actually started dtd earlier than usual. I thought I was ovulating like cd15 so always started like cd14 dtd but month 16 we was dtd from like cd10! Xx