Post Pill Party - The Mosh Pit !!

[Kay00]

As the Post Pill Party fills up, the lights are dimmed and the music drops a beat. The lead singer of this rambunctious band shouts: Mosh Pit!! The ravers all storm for the small space in front of the stage allowing their bodies to dance to the beat however the f* they want!! You go ladies!!

This is the 7th post pill party thread for women whose bodies aren’t quite dancing to the expected rhythm: we have delayed ovulation, crazy long follicular phases, crazy short follicular phases, light AFs, short luteal phases, long luteal phases, confusing temp charts and blindingly white OPKs!

In the crowd I can see:

@juno231
@Kay00
@Moocher90
@MintGreenLife
@Emmgrem
@Nellieee
@TheHotelCalifornia
@ams19
@chinchilly
@MancMama39
@sperr
@crabette
@charwils
@LauraT94
@TheDaydreamBelievers
@cams50
@robyn101
@abi555
@luna57
@tillybabs
@MissC07
@mrsmacmc
@mol234
@KGH5121
@Y1986
@Flowers222
@Katelyn99
@minipilling
@ACNass
@HopeAndDriftWood
@glow92
@FlyingGiraffe
@Rd123
@Taliasometimes
@Elsie2021
@Daisychainsandsunshine
@firsttimemummy321
@Delilah221
@NibbleQueen
@Ttcin2021
@justwanttobemum
@Lovebug06
@ElizabethP141
@Endlessstars
@SalemsPot22

@MissC07 for some reason it will only show the appointments for the day and my closet test centre closes at 3pm, I’ll check back in the morning and hopefully I can get one

@mrsmacmc not done that haha, but I have sleepily held my wee tub under me and accidentally peed on my hand

@TheDaydreamBelievers bless you! Hate it when I miss the tub and have to adjust mid flow 🙈😂❤️

@mrsmacmc not done that either but did once pick it up from the counter not realising I'd not emptied it from the previous test and flung all the wee on to myself 😅. On reddit you get the test experts that wee INTO the little sachets the cheapie sticks come in!

@ChinChilly get the face mask on and no kissing!! Can still DTD 😂😂

@Juno231 brings a whole new meaning to a golden shower 😂

That's impressive if folk can wee into the sachet! Won't be trying that 😂 not agile enough 🙈❤️❤️

@mrsmacmc definitely peed allover my hand before 😂

@Juno231 how the feck? Inside the sachet, that’s a skill!

@Moocher90 he looks frightened on me 😂 I just said to him it’s abit late now anyway so we may aswell power on through, he didn’t look keen 🙄

@ChinChilly they all look the same and great news about your peak! Pity about the suspected covid though. I’m sure you can convince him for tonight 😏

@Moocher90 that looks strong!

@MissC07 that also looks strong so hopefully you get your peak tomorrow.

@mrsmacmc and @Juno231 and @TheDaydreamBelievers so many pee related incidents 😂 hilarious. I’m sure I’m due one of these soon. The most I’ve done is hold for ages and then go to the toilet and forget to test. So frustrating!

@Wiltshire90 welcome! That’s awful about being punched. I know CoQ10 and Ubiquinol are me at to be good for egg quality but no idea if that helps with PCOS.

@Kay00 sorry about the biscuit situation 😂🙊 really hoping for a peak soon for you. It must be linked to the inflammation!

Done another opk after a nearly 4 hour hold. It’s defo lighter!! Can you really peak that quickly within 4 hours and then down to low?! I’m confused 🤷‍♀️

@cams50 Thanks 😂 yes, I can only assume its the inflammation putting things on hold... apparently your body will delay or skip ovulation in reaction to inflammation as a survival technique! Bloods tomorrow, hopefully I can get some answers soon.

@chinchilly oh nooo! Hope you don't have The Rona!! 😳😳 maybe you can find a BD position where you are facing away from your partner? 😂

@wiltshire90 😲 oh thats really not idea! Are you ok? You really are a hero dealing with shit like that on a nightly basis xx 👩‍⚕️

@Cams50 he doesn’t normally need much convincing so he can stop pulling faces 😂

@Kay00 I can think of a few 😂 a sinus infection can cause a loss of taste and smell so I’m hoping it is that instead of the rona! Had to cancel my physio sessions though just incase which is annoying! Has your inflammation improved at all?

@Moocher90 a few of my peaks have come and gone really quickly

@ChinChilly Those opks are all super strong. I'd get BD if you can - I do hope you don't have covid though! At least you dtd last night if you don't tonight.

@Moocher90 and @MissC07 yours are looking good! You guys are all going to be in the TWW together at this rate! I hope I'm not far behind but my opk was really pale again tonight. CD14 so it should happen in the next few days I hope!

@Kay00 I had a delayed ov after having cystitis - I was gutted because I was sure it was the fw and id missed it, but I had my peak just after I finished the anti-biotics, so fingers crossed your inflammation goes down and you'll ovulate late!

@Wiltshire90 Hope you're ok! Full respect to you - I could never handle something like that!

@ChinChilly I hope it means I peaked quickly and it’s not a false one 😂
@FlyingGiraffe hopefully if I have ovulated this month which i think is a first where I have had a positive OPK you won’t be far behind me.

I will try and hold until I get home from work around 10:30pm and test again and see what the opk is doing!

@chinchilly 😂 I posed the situation to my OH... he said it wouldn't put him off 😂

My Inflammation really isn't that bad but its still there, largely effecting my stomach and bowels... which is delightful 🙃

I'm hoping its a short flare up (although it has been going on since early December already) but I have had flare ups that have lasted 6 months +, so im really hoping it doesn't delay ovulation any longer!!

@Moocher90 you may of just caught the tail end of your peak, my OPKs did that yesterday now today they’re all quite dark.

@Kay00 😂😂 I doubt when it comes to it, it will put my OH off he’s normally a pest 😂 ahh it sounds uncomfortable! Hopefully your results don’t take too long for once you’ve had your bloods

@ChinChilly at at least wee is sterile! Suppose it's in training for dealing with 💦 and 💩 namis 😂

@Cams50 - that's so frustrating! I've done that before and tried to squeeze the last drops out into my tub to test 😅

Would you say that’s a pretty good reading? So confused what’s going on. LH test at cd 37!

Cd38 even!

@salemspot22 that's getting there... make sure you start testing a couple of times a day from now!

@mrsmacmc I worked in a nursery for years before my office job so I’m used to poo-canos 😂

Well mission accomplished, DTD now time for an early night!

@ChinChilly my biggest fear is I won't be able to lift & hold LO if we get lucky! Previous life I worked as a HCA in Neonates unit so used to having 'light' wee ones to hold 🙈 my niece and nephews were all 9lbs+ so was a shock when I got first cuddles 🥰

@Kay00 Good luck with your blood tests tomorrow, I hope you get your results quickly and they provide some answers.

@ChinChilly Hoping you get a covid test slot tomorrow and well done on the BD!

@Moocher90 Fingers crossed for your 10.30 OPK!

@FlyingGiraffe I hope something happens for you with your OPK's over the next couple of days!

Got a high reading in the opk for my 10:30pm reading 👌I think my peak was my 15.30pm reading so I will BD and hope I ovulate!

@mrsmacmc wow 9lbs+ plus! What is the average baby weight now? I know when i was born many moons ago it was about 6lbs it’s got to be more than that now.

@MissC07 I’ve got my covid test at 9 😬 I bloody hate those swabs

@Moocher90 woop for potential ovulation, keep your eyes on the tests over the next few days just incase

@ChinChilly Those lines are very close, you should peak soon. The number does not that matter sometimes, it is more about the trend of your LH level.