Entering 2021 in a Bum flap onesie for lockdown lovin, squinty lines & foul words - TTC Bus 27

[Minster2012]

It’s a New Year TTC bitches and of course it’s time for a new bus...

2020 was a bit of a TWATFACE for us
2021...is surely EXACTLY the number of babies we are owed by now.

We’ve read up on what we need to do to get pregnant, if you haven’t, see last bus or read my hotly anticipated blog and join us.

We are here, we are ready, so get your tickets for the bus, grab your seat, your roadie & your snacks cos I’ve sent out the memo to the stalks- bring us our babies!

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
2 sneaky ones just before New Year!

2 BFP already for jan!

So what’s everyone’s New Years resolutions then? Who is gonna get the first BFP of 2021?
And what should be the title of my new blog?🤔

@Minster2012 my app is suggesting I can test from Saturday but I might test on Friday night (if I've had no spotting) just because I wouldn't want to drink if anything had happened. Expecting a BFN though as usual 😂 hope your zoom call goes well tomorrow 😃

@minster2012 I like the app you can use to read ur blog and recipes it's great!

Still no af due anytime now.. had a bit of cramps this morning and seriously had to pee loads! Like 4 times in 1 hour at one point. Keep getting queesy and hot. Dunno if it's af as sometimes she's tricked me liked this before... onto my 6th book in the last 3 weeks 🙈 can't stop reading atm... I'm gonna end up with a library of books at this rate...

So fertile week is here 3 days in and we've not DTD at all. So pretty grafic talk with OH about how this works and the part he has to play in this. I really don't think he has a clue how limited our chances are......anyway if we don't have sex tonight I'm running off with the milkman.

@DOB78 aren't they frustrating?! How did he take the chat

@paintfairy apparently they stopped handing out asbos in England in 2014? I had no idea

Well, another one of my friends text me she's pregnant with her second now. The universe is punishing me.

@Deemama21 reducing the pressure a bit is nice, hopefully it helps x

@Minster2012 hmmm I'll check it out.

@notyetamumbuttrying ah i see, a little bit awkward then :/ try not to let it get to you too much for now x

@Vil10 oh wow how funny! Can you have a dream about me next please 😂

@InkyPaper preggo!

@Dollybird89 I would love for excessive reading to be a pregnancy symptom haha. When are you going to test?

@DOB78 oh dear, just jump him whilst asleep? My dad often jokes I came from the milkman haha

@2020mission ooooo fingers crossed for no spotting then!! 🤞🏻

@Dollybird89 thank you!! Baby steps at learning! Weds is our other meat free day so I've done another new recipe today after DH whinged last week about our meat free days being boring again but he chose the risotto cos he finds it filling and he liked tonight's vegan/veggie meal too but I need to save that for another day as I'm behind 🤣😂. Are you gonna wait AF out for a certain point 🤔

@DOB78 is your milkman hot is the question???

@juno231 it's ridiculous!! He doesn't understand we have like 6 days at best in a month for it to happen. Our sex life has been a bit slow since day one but its getting better. He was alright about i just don't think he really had a clue how limited we are.
@justanothercyster I've tried that before and it ended in tears, mine not his. He just started snoring louder.
@Minster2012 to be honest I've never even seen our milkman, do they still exist???

@DOB78 is he into onesies??? We have a milk lady! I'm not sure she would help though 🤔

@Dollybird89 can you see the Instagram link on the app??

@justanothercyster @minster2012 I think I'm gonna wait till Monday then I'll order a frer.. which ones do you all use... don't wanna waste money on crap ones up until now I've only used the onestep ones on ebay/Amazon which are about 10 for £2

@Minster2012 I have no idea at this point I would try anything. I've bought nice underwear, strutted round naked, tried sexting, got in the shower with him, snuggled up naked to him.
He just seems to lack sexual confidence and I'm not sure why.
Hhhmmmm as pretty as your Milklady might be I don't think she'll have the right parts😳

@minster2012 this is all I see... Dunno if I'm looking in wrong place... first time using this app properly lol

@Dollybird89 I have used the first response 6 days earlier ones

@DOB78 hmmm that's really weird, and yeah, she's lovely though! Occasionally a bloke comes instead but you cant be sure who will turn up I guess if you are waiting on your sexy undies or naked 🥳

A rant, with D's being ill and me going back to work, we didn't have sex since Saturday 😲 what are things getting to! Don't know to be more shocked that it feels ages or that on the pill if would have feel just a minute ago, not quite sure ovulation was covered, but we'll see....

@,Minster2012 let's see how tonight goes I'll let you know you can hook me up with your milkperson

@Justanothercyster YOU ARE NOT A BITCH. Be kind to yourself, that sort of a zoom would have upset me too!

@Idreamof2more lactulose is your friend!

@Minster2012 you def don't want to take too much vitamin A so I think I'd take separate

@Franklydear I'll cross fingers and toes for a covered ovulation!!

Bit of a shite/weird few days over here guys!
Had telephone appt with the GP who wanted to see me, due to light bleeding, positive test and severe abdominal pain I then got sent to A+E. had bloods and a bag of fluid and some good drugs due to high heart rate.
HCG only 26 but I'm sure my home tests lines more positive than they were... so back tomorrow for repeat HCG bloods. I also had a scan which showed nothing but the same couple of cysts.
My gut feeling is that this little one hasn't stuck, but I'm going to try and maintain a tiny bit of hope without getting my hopes up either..
Home now and in my own bed which is nice after very little sleep!
They did say when we know where the HCG is going from tomorrow they can refer me for investigations ?endo?PCOS and also to the recurrent miscarriage clinic.

Sorry if I've missed anything major, my phone died so I spent the whole day sat by myself staring at a wall feeling very sorry for myself !! X

@Dollybird89 thank you Hmmmm it doesn't seem to show the connected Instagram on the app version.m, thank you, That's stupid.

And wrong emoji @DOB78 🤣😂

Does anyone else see what I see in my mug of ass fruit juice??

Big hugs @blackcurrantqueen that sounds like a hell of day you've had ♥️ rest up and take care of yourself

@minster2012 I don't see It? Am I blind lol

@InkyPaper hahaha definitely!! I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you!!

@Katao why Thankyou😂

@Justanothercyster it feels like when you want a baby everyone around you is getting pregnant doesn't it!! Hahaha I'll let you know if you pop up in my dream!!

@blackcurrantqueen sending you hugs!! Sounds like you've really been through it, I hope it's a sticky one, keeping the faith with you❤️

@blackcurrantqueen I hope your little bean manage to stick, when the midwife sent me to hospital, she told me to take phone, charger, water and snacks, I also took my knitting.... I ended up being there only two hours and only use the phone
@Minster2012 are you sure that's juice? What are you on about?

Im sorry @blackcurrantqueen that sounds like a tough day and still in limbo but I guess there is still hope if they are picking up hcg? It seems like a while since you got your bfp, I hope that is a good sign. Take care x

I think we should sell tickets to feature in @Vil10's dreams

@paintfairy hallelujah! I'm glad you got the correct bloods and referral! Hopefully the lockdown won't affect timeframes too much 🙏🏾
@Justanothercyster yeah you're right. Will just wait n see what happens when the time comes! Sorry to hear you've had another text, that was like me last year. Luckily they've all given birth now. 😬 just one work colleague and 1 friend left due in feb and March.
@Minster2012 I don't see anything 🤔
@blackcurrantqueen sorry honey 😞 will keep hoping for you!

@Minster2012 I see a baby scan photo? 🤣 I think I need to get more sleep.....

@Juno231 I felt that they had stopped them for some reason. But then thought I was making it up?