TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

@Katao we've just realised we forgot the red cabbage (oh well) & thinking what can we do to a naked table to make it "Christmassy" than the same table my parents see every week. All that & we are basically getting pissed tonight 😂🤪☺️🤔🙌🏻eek

@paintfairy hahaha it's classic isn't it!! It was a better outcome but we did lose some balloons on the way!

@Minster2012 it was lovely Thankyou! We had a Chinese and then got the karaoke machine out and had such a good night, in bed pissed now and content!!x

@Dollybird89 so glad you're feeling like you're back on track and you have your referral!!

@Catherinettc so glad everything is going well for you and baby and your scan went well!x

Girls i can't getvthe pics uploaded. Tried the app too 😡😡 will keep trying xx

Think I've done it 🤞🤞

@Catherinettc that’s so cute, perfect!

A nice Xmas meal thread
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4114881-DH-can-t-be-arsed-to-sit-at-table-for-Christmas-dinner
@Minster2012 glitter on the table?

@Franklydear wow that AIBU. Imagine your husband being that way, mine can't actually eat if he's NOT at the table 😂 plus he was brought up with manners. I'm in shock!
@Catherinettc great pic, congratulations 🥳
@Vil10 glad you enjoyed the birthday, hope you're not too hungover today 🥴
@Minster2012 get some fancy place mats or table cloth. Laying the crackers out will help too 😁
@InkyPaper well done on the baking girlie 👍🏾
@paintfairy so sorry to hear about yours friends news, how sad 😔

I poas... BFN. Bright side, I can now have my Bailey's guilt free. Feeling a bit crap about it all, suspect it just won't happen for us without help. But nevermind. Just gotta keep on trying, I suppose.

Lovely scan pics @Catherinettc 😊

Thanks @notyetamumbuttrying - the recipe was easier to do than I thought it'd be!

@notyetamumbuttrying I don’t know how you eat a fancy meal with several sides, whatever your Xmas meal be, other than with plenty of room, on the practical side, now the I don’t want to eat with you, would definitely get a certain reaction....

Happy Christmas eve ladies! 🌲🌲⛄⛄

Hope ur all as organised as u can be :)

Busy day ahead as today is when I do the food prep to take a bit of pressure off 2morro 🤦‍♀️

Dh at work so peace and quiet lol

Anyone poas for Christmas?

@InkyPaper sorry for the BFN 😡describe prescribing ALL the baileys and then LOTS of macaroons & more food tomorrow, not sat at the tv @Franklydear at a table with glitter 🥳though I think glitter is the work of the devil. I might look at that recipe today thank you!

@Vil10 that sounds like an amazing party! I bet it was fab & your mum will have had a great time

@Catherinettc look at the wee man 👋🏻hiya dude! Gorgeous ❤️🙌🏻

@Franklydear ive got crackers, plastic free ones (from boyes!) I am going to try & drag DS out for foraging for green stuff to make a centre thing & I found some dangly lights on Amazon the other day that I can use in next year's advent window (you all say I'm good with words!)

Oh and woke up to lovely sensual spooning sex this morning ❤️🙌🏻but gonna have to saddle up with condoms from now on
Happy Christmas Eve 🎄🎅🏻🤶🏻

@Catherinettc aww they're lovely!!

@notyetamumbuttrying I don't feel too bad, just a little sore head!

@InkyPaper so sorry about bfn and feeling shitty, you deserve all the baileys and food!!

@Minster2012 Thankyou, she did bless her, she kept crying😂 love that you had a spoon shag, Gwan Minster!!

So I'm on CD33, af was predicted for Tuesday, and I've been spotting since Monday, if I carry on spotting today that'll be 4 days! My sore boobs and cramps have gone, so thought I'll take an IC bfn obviously, so don't know what's going on, this isn't like me😩

Merry Christmas Eve all! Struggled to sleep with all the things to do going around it my head.
But all ready!!!
Poorly done sparkly nails and purple hair all ready.

Sooo angry!

Om for scrolling and sky news have done an article on chrissy tiegan (John legends wife) about how after her miscarriage earlier in the year she won't be having any more children. The comments underneath are absolutely shocking!!

One person has commen6that sky shouldn't be sharing things like this so close to Christmas because its not positive enough and so many other trolls on there just being horrible about it. No need. They better hope that nothing like that happens to any of them of someone they love. Absolutely vile!!

Then people wonder why us women have to keep things like this to themselves. Excuse the swearing but omg judgemental bastards honestly 😡😡😡

@Vil10 glad you had a fab party but sorry about the BFN.

@InkyPaper well done on the baking front I am rubbish but sorry about your BFN too.

@Minster2012 I also joined the morning sex team, and have to admit it was rather good. Then hubby treated me to a cooked breakfast so feel I’m winning at life currently.

www.facebook.com/164665060214766/posts/4377695368911693/?sfnsn=scwspmo

Not sure if this will work x

@Catherinettc this scan pics melted me!! So chuffed all is going well for you ☺️

@Minster2012 I woke up to that too! We are well passed the FW, so it's nice to do it because you want to. And yes, I don't believe in ghosts exactly but definitely something odd going on!

@Catherinettc awww lovely pics!

@Franklydear I'll go have a look at the aibu but he sounds delightful!

@InkyPaper sorry about your bfn. And to anyone else that gets one around this time! Utter rubbish. I'm 11dpo and spotting so we all know what that means. Saves wasting tests anyhow!

Will I ever decorate my Christmas tree? 🤔🤣

Sorry I've been quiet, just doing a quick check in as I finished work yesterday and straight on to the million and one things that need done before tomorrow all with a toddler running around at my feet wrecking everything. 🙈 Roll on tomorrow!

@Minster2012 I have serious hair envy! You do indeed look like a My little pony, totally love it 😍

@Catherinettc so glad to hear all is progressing well, thanks for showing us the scam pictures 🥰

@InkyPaper and @Vil10 sorry to hear about the bfn's, try to relax and enjoy your Christmas and just tell yourself it might end up being the last month you're allowed to drink for 9months so make the most of the silver lining 😉

@InkyPaper sorry for the bfn. How longs it been again? Can you start investigations yet?
@Franklydear yeah it's nuts! I wonder if it's a genuine post as I'm so shocked by it!
@Vil10 glad you're not too bad!
Shame about the fuck boy body, hope something happens soon!
@Catherinettc ppl can be right pricks, so sad!
@AHobbyaweek pretty nails 🤩
@paintfairy let us know your thoughts, seriously nuts 🥜 I think! And please decorate your tree today 😂

@InkyPaper sorry I got so caught up on that fb post that I forgot to say sorry about ur bfn. Big glass of wine and some chocs needed for you and a big virtual hug from me ❤❤

Thanks for all the lovely comments guys. I can't wait till its my turn to get a peek of all of ur scans ❤❤

Happy Christmas eve!

@Catherinettc that little hand is just edible! I love scan photos, they are so miraculous! Just fascinates me that you can get such a good sneak peak in there 😂

@InkyPaper and @Vil10 sorry about the bfn. Bfn for me this morning too. Think I might be in for a longer cycle as would usually have come on by now and no pms yet. The joys of irregular cycles, pure guesswork 😂

@Minster2012 @Vil10 @Florence13 @paintfairy @DKDK123 thanks everyone ♥️ trying to focus on the positives: being able to drinks Bailey's and eat ALL the cheese the Christmas 😄

@Vil10 oh that doesn't sound fun at all! Hope it resolves soon ♥️

@notyetamumbuttrying we've been trying for 9 months but I'm only on cycle 5 because my period went AWOL for 3 months for apparently no reason 🙄 the doctor said they can't do anything until March and to go back then. Feel like I'm just waiting to get through the next 3 months now as I don't think it'll happen for us without help.

@paintfairy sorry it looks like af is on the way 😔