TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

@Minster2012 @Katao Thankyou ladies!! I do try! She's done so much for me, so her birthdays and Christmas we always try and go above and beyond! Also it was a bitch to get down the stairs, if anyone has seen friends the "pivot" episode that is exactly what it was like!! Me my dad and my sister couldn't stop laughing😂

Morning everyone!

@Vil10 aww that looks lovely!!

@Skip86 it's definitely uplifting to hear those kinds of stories 😄

@Minster2012 hahaha yes! One Bailey's hot chocolate tonight 😄 yeah, I think I'll test tomorrow. At least then, in the tiny tiny tiny chance it is positive I can tell my mum the same day - she's coming over for a socially distanced walk around the local park and I can't wait! And then if it's not positive, I can moan about it to her too 😂

I've just got today and tomorrow left at work and then I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee! For a week, but still. Hope everyone has a great day today 😊

@Katao omg that's hilarious. Was crying at some of them.

@Minster2012 no i don't think nspcc related titles might be a wise idea on here. 🤣🤣

@Skip86 I also vote uplifting.

@Minster2012 no lovely not us, but the news and UK in general!
I did try and put my Sims in the pool and remove the stairs but mostly I was career focused and trying to get them to have sex all the time 😆 keeping friendships was way too hard though

@Katao crying at some of those 😂😂😂😂 "tagged myself in a photo of my ex bfs new baby" is my fave so far.

@Katao absolutely howling at that thread

@Vil10 that looks fantastic

@Skip86 I also vote uplifting

@InkyPaper I think that sounds like a brilliant idea, Bailey's hot choc tonight then hopefully good news for mum tomorrow 🤞🏻❤️

@BlondePotter phew thought you meant us! Must try harder to be uplifting all of you secret sims players & sims killers & im the one nearly getting thrown off Mumsnet 😂

That thread is fab tho! Just told DH & he was like "see, that's why social media is bad" 🙄

About to brave the shops for the food. Wish me luck 😜🤪

Sims takes me back to my childhood. What are you all playing it on? I think a distract will be needed once all my sewing projects are finished tomorrow.

Oh god I'm going to have to download the sims again and be unsociable today. Also going to dye my hair purple for Christmas after inspiration from @Minster2012.

I miss the sims too but sadly I have long since moved away from a Windows PC so can't play it on my MacBook 😂 maybe it's for the best as I remember it was addictive! That piano jazz they played when you were in buy/decorate mode are still stuck in my head too.

I just found the sims 2 soundtrack on Spotify 😂 might have to play it now... makes a change from Christmas music.

@Minster2012 😳
@BlondePotter I use to get them affairs and put them all in the same house, the fights! I am normal really....
@JustMouse I need a new laptop

I play sims on my Mac.

@AHobbyaweek I didn't think that was possible? Tell me more...

I've put on the sims original game soundtrack on Spotify while working from home this morning for some nostalgia. My husband is working in the same room and he's never played sims so I think he's wondering where my sudden jazz playlist has came from 😆

Serious FOMO on sims. 😭never played it. YESSSS @AHobbyaweek needing pictures of purple hair please.

Can you make a porno sims scene ladies?? And if so, can you screenshot it for us?? I think you lot of psychos could make that happen?? You seem to want to kill them, make them have fights, drive them insane, the usual?? Can we make a porno?? @Franklydear right up your street maybe.

@JustMouse you said OH isn't home for Xmas right? Are you with others?

Just done most shopping except veg shopping, that's from farm shop near us, we survived town, butchers, only got pushed into once & dropped charcuterie meat platter which pissed me off. One argument with DH who went "£18 for charcuterie platter we could do ourselves??"... you do it then. Then bought a £4 sausage roll and scoffed it FFS.

Onto farm shop & dog walk 2 🥕🥦🥔🧅

@2020mission if you download origin from EA you can get them and download onto Mac

@Minster2012 it’s not that graphic, and you can’t choose positions

I didn’t sleep well, woke up at 6 and couldn’t get back to sleep, put the telly on, when ds got up, got into my bed and sit with me until 11! When I woke up, he said ‘I’ve been sitting here nicely’ (on the iPad ), so breakfast instead of lunch, it’s going to be a funny day

You guys need to teach me to link threads, look up I nearly murder my dp this morning, it’s on trending, and on its first page

@Franklydear this one...

I Nearly Murdered DP This Morning... http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4114247-I-Nearly-Murdered-DP-This-Morning

Do you use the app? If so you go to the arrow to the right of the thread you want to share, press share then I just go to my usual "copy" button down under the options on my phone

Off to read, I got distracted by the "just spent £300 on Xmas food yesterday just woken up can't taste or smell anything" & DH went "I know that feeling wasting money on food for no reason
He's such a Scrooge when he's the one saying "just get it why not"

@Minster2012 that one, the app doesn’t work very well for me, I use the browser

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4114247-I-Nearly-Murdered-DP-This-Morning I know is the same one , I am trying the coy thing from the tab

It works (easy to please )

Happy to help darling I look forward to seeing more threads that please your psychotic & twisted mind as I very much enjoyed that & def would not say anything if I did that & DH had brought me coffee & toast 😂☺️*@Franklydear* im pretty sure I wouldn't have got that reaction.

Well, @Minster2012 my dad is special forces, I can defend myself, ....