BUS 25-TTC the messiah 🤰spewing out jizz, jingling balls & BFPs for Xmas 🎄

[Minster2012]

Well ladies....buckle up cos this bus is often more like a 🏎🤣

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, which some of us have been for longer than we care to remember 😜. So whether your glass of half empty, half full, a pint glass, a shot glass (a tic tac container?), a mug of tea, this is where we come to refill it...🥰 Mumsnet is our happy place 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ No judgement
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😊
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ mandatory picture of your 🎄tree /Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ We may stray away from TTC a fair bit
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

7 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Sneaky @lucyrp getting in there at the end 😍

How many more 🤔
Can we birth the messiah???
Or will we get thrown off Mumsnet??

A conundrum ladies, cd 19 I have bit of cramps, sore bit bigger boobs, not massive, nausea and heartburn , now, I had all this for pms before, but the last 6 months my cycles have been at least 26 days, before that I had a few 23 days....I had sort of ovulation signs about cd 13...

Omg @lucyrp just caught up and saw your BFP!! So so happy for you!!! Definitely stop with the RHR and temping and try to relax (I know easier said than done, I worried about everything the early days and still do now I'm 23 weeks 😂)

@Minster2012 no they have been delayed will be Monday now I'm quite glad so I can't test.
Been feeling really off today TMI dodgy tummy.
Will see what temps do over next 2 days abs if still up I will test.
Watching home alone tonight with popcorn.
@Minster2012 your day/ night sounds way more exciting xx

@Kirky658 your Kung po cooking and dancing sounds fab! That's what we love, when we cook together & share a drink and have a laugh it's lovely 🥰, and btw I totally read your reply to @blodyn91as a sexual one of "oh he (finishes) so much quicker than me but on a Sunday we do one together" that's how I read it 🤦🏼‍♀️

Bloody Prosecco in a bath. Lethal 😂

@Franklydear a conundrum? How so? Could be implantation signs maybe? Where's the 🥒gone?

@DJmum83 you home alone watching home alone? 🤔we are watching strictly now. Well me, DH reading paper, I haven't watched home alone in years!! Do you usually get a dodgy tummy? Not that I'm promoting symptom spotting....is it a symptom,?? Love a bit of popcorn though

@blodyn91, and @Kirky658 hypothetically speaking, if someone were to have had half a bottle of Prosecco, eat a prawn cocktail, have some lobster pot pie (with cream sauce), hassleback potatoes, asparagus then maybe about to have dessert of toblerone brownie & B&J cookie dough washed down with a glass of red wine (still got some of that left so far) ....how many marathon dog walks would my friend have to walk tomorrow to walk that off??? So I can tell her??? 😬🥴or how many porn star shags??? 😩FUCK

@Minster2012 don't know what you talking about....

@minster2012 🤣🤣😊🤣

Yes watching home alone alone, husband had a few too many watching football and is passed out in bed with a sick bowl beside him. I'm going to make him suffer tomorrow 😂😂
Kids are sleeping.
No I don't usually feel like this and I have terrible heartburn. Trying not to symptom spot but it's hard. I actually can't remember what I was like with the others.
I'm very emotional. Hubby spilt a whole bowl of tomato sauce on my carpet and I actually cried but I do get like that before AF.
Just need to wait and see.

How are you feeling? Have you started the pills you were to take?
Any plans tomorrow xx

@minster2012 none of those things contain calories so you're fine 😉

@Juno231 might as well try the EPO. Tried everything else. 🤣 I'm not sure i can stomach the ass juice though.

@lucyrp cracking line on the frer! Amazing!

I thought that was the case @Kirky658. My friend will be pleased. She's feeling RATHER bloated and kinda glad she had porn star sex earlier pre lobster 🦐pie 😋

@DJmum83 tbh I'd cry over the carpet if DH did that if AF was due. Or kill him. One or the other. You've got us for company. He's got the sick bucket. If it gets full, put it on his head then make him wash the sheets 😋

@Franklydear you got this.

@paintfairy ass juice is meant to have the same effect as EPO so doesn't matter if you just stick to it I think!

@Ltay2 thanks for the congrats ! Hope you're keeping well🥰💓

@paintfairy thanks !

Bus 25 here we go for Christmas ladies!

@lucyrp I am good thank you, just a big achey waddling mess today though after decorating baby boys room all day 😂

@Minster2012 oh don't worry he will be cleaning any mess he makes, plus I am away early tomorrow morning so he will be rough as and have kids and dog to look after. Hope he suffers.

Men he forgets he isn't a young thing anymore and can't drink like he used to.

Xx

Okay ladies- after your peak OPK test- how long after are you meant to ovulate? I've got a story to tell you 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Ahhh congratulations @lucyrp 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 that's one hell of a line!

@Ltay2 omg so cute! That's all I've thought about all day is how the hell am I gonna make the tiniest of box rooms into a nursery. Panicking already 🥺

@Liloulou I am pretty proud of it 🙊

@Minster2012 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thb I never tracked calories in and out, so I have no idea. The meal itself is pretty healthy though. A walk to cure the hangover might be needed 😝

OMG @Ltay2 decorating the room how fantastic! What's it like? Waddling?!!

@DJmum83 none of us can drink like we used too!! I always have to remember to drink lots of water or I feel like that 😂 god help him tomorrow in that state with the kids and dog but serves him right high five to you! I realise I didn't answer your question...I took the pills this mon to Friday & was feeling horrendous hence being a bit absent. So due AF now anytime tomorrow onwards really to then call into clinic. I didn't want it to ruin today /tonight which it hasn't so now want it to hurry up from tomorrow

@amy2503 after peak 12/24 hours I think? Oooooo come on

@blodyn91 I'm drinking lots of water
Prosecco is light right???

@lucyrp babies only need a box it's fine

@Minster2012 so I'm unsure if it's peak or not as I don't usually do the cheap sticks I just wait for a smiley face on the clear blue. So I've said to fiancé it may be peak time, not really 100% and we've done it tonight... but I'm about 99% sure he slipped out just at the end 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ so I don't think it's been very successful if I'm honest 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ going to test again in the morning and see if it's gone down or not.. hopefully I've got tomorrow too at least. xxxx

Ha ha @amy2503 don't worry about it!! Have you DTD in the run up too?

They tell us sperm can live for upto 5 days and that the days leading up to ovulation are often the good ones to have sex on, that's why it's often good not to stress too much about when exactly OV is but to have regular sex upto around that point so the sperm is "waiting" to meet the egg so anything over the past few days is good too xx

@Minster2012 Prosecco is 95% water so you're practically hydrating as you drink it.

@Newbie0818 during summer helicopters scan the beaches and let the surf lifesavers know if they spot a shark, then the sirens go off and you have to get out!
No tourists allowed in the country at the moment so it's only locals around, and no one gets particularly bothered by it as it happens almost every second day. I sound chill about it, but I am shit scared of sharks!

@amy2503 don't stress lovely! I'm sure you're covered anyway! Plus, precum counts for something, have you seen previous precum memes? 🤣

@Ltay2 @blodyn91 so lovely to hear from you ladies! Hope you and bellies are well 😍

Happy Sunday sexy women!! I am going to (yet another) 5th bday this morning, then I have NOTHING to do for the rest of the day, which I am very excited about 💗🎄🍉