BUS 25-TTC the messiah 🤰spewing out jizz, jingling balls & BFPs for Xmas 🎄

[Minster2012]

Well ladies....buckle up cos this bus is often more like a 🏎🤣

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, which some of us have been for longer than we care to remember 😜. So whether your glass of half empty, half full, a pint glass, a shot glass (a tic tac container?), a mug of tea, this is where we come to refill it...🥰 Mumsnet is our happy place 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ No judgement
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😊
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ mandatory picture of your 🎄tree /Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ We may stray away from TTC a fair bit
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

7 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Sneaky @lucyrp getting in there at the end 😍

How many more 🤔
Can we birth the messiah???
Or will we get thrown off Mumsnet??

@vil10 I'm not 100% as periods all over the place since mmc. I'm normally 30 days give or take, 1 app says it's due 23rd, ither says 25th. If my cycle is back to 30 days I'm due at the 23rd. Looking back on last time, implantation happened on 10dpo I got bfp 12dpo so 2 days after.
Here is my RHR from my bfp last time, the marked spot is ovulation. See up down, up down then up.
This time is more up so I'm totally confused. And if it is implantation I could possibly test in next day or 2 🙈

@minster2012 I actually heard it on mumsnet 1st, but looked it up.

@2alreadywantanother yeah the earlier you implant the better - I think once you get to like 11DPO the risk of mc is 82% or something ridiculously high. The mc isn't due to the late implantation though I don't think, it's rather that it's more likely implantation is late because there's something wrong with the egg. Fingers crossed this is your month 🤞

I'm lying in bed unwilling up get up and test as I'm sure it'll be a BFN and it's pretty close to final at 11DPO really...

Yep, just tormenting myself. Keep trying to convince myself it's not happening so I wont be a blubbering drunk over Christmas 🙈😂😂

@juno231 yeah like there is absolutely nothing you can do to change it. Only difference this time is I'm taking proceive. So hopefully 🙄
Oh u gona test today 🥰 good luck. Do u track RHR or bbt?

@2alreadywantanother & @Juno231 la la la all this negative talk this morning.
Have a big heart. ❤️**@Juno231** you could wait till tomorrow & have a wine tonight??

@2alreadywantanother I'll have everything crossed for you x

@Juno231 🤞🏼 for you x

I agree with @minster2012 drink the wine and test tomorrow lol

@Juno231 gosh remember when zika was all we had to worry about! That worried me when I went on honeymoon to Bali last aug/sept! Who knew a cough and a fever would trump the worries of zika!! I only joined MN in May, back when I had no idea about the male factor issue in our lives!
I'm so glad I know 'had' in Swedish now 😉
Good luck for testing if you do today!

@Justanothercyster yay to no Covid! Enjoy Dubai, so jealous!

@Minster2012 how are you today hun? X

@2alreadywantanother aw you'll be fine my lovely x

@lucyrp I got pregnant quite quick last time so only a pack and a half.

@Justanothercyster wooo to no Covid and hellooooo Dubai!

@Juno231 🤞🏼🤞🏼 I want this for you sooo bad!

@notyetamumbuttrying ok so I need to explain to @Minster2012 that a goon bag is a sack of wine (I assume you have them but perhaps called something else) put in a box with a tap nozzle thingy on it. Best served up attached to a Hills Hoist (iconic Aussie clothes line that spins around) with pegs, then administered by placing mouth below tap and drinking copious amounts.

@Skip86 haha reading your post I thought you wanted me to have that bag on the clothes line 🤣. Brilliant idea BTW but does it not get gross in the aussie heat?

@2alreadywantanother I track both! They're both looking good today but just tested and it's a BFN 😬

@notyetamumbuttrying ah our honeymoon was in bali too! Miss that place ❤️

@Skip86 a mutha-fukin sack o wine that you put on a spinning clothes line & drink??? Errrr no wonder you did the (now legendary) spewing In a bag in your Uber on your birthday in the summer (good times!) when's my flight to auz????

@notyetamumbuttrying meh I'm ok. Not heard from clinic yet. Forgot to ask DH if he'd checked his junk folder for his forms. I need to chase the clinic today as i phoned them on Tuesday. Always waiting. Still cramping to hell but AF bout finished, thank you xx

@2020mission, I've just started on the seven seas tablets this month too, here's hoping they're the lucky ones for us. I was using the pregnacare ones but they're so expensive in comparison and haven't worked in over a year of using them so switched to seven seas this month and much prefer them. The size difference is unreal the pregnacare ones are like horse pills!

Exciting news on the booking appointment @lucyrp, it'll feel all the more real once you've had that. 😊

Loving the village window calendar idea @Minster2012! Someone in our town put on a Santa bus last night drove around the town tooting the horn and waving to all the kids, as we haven't been to a santas grotto this year it totally made my sons night. Poor woman tho was getting slated on FB from lots of moaning minis the bus was going too fast, santa didn't come at the right time, santa didn't personally greet their child blah de blah. Poor woman organised it in less than a week for free to try cheer the local kids up, there's just no pleasing some people.

Tested 3 times this morning but all BFN, I have zero symptoms just really had a gut feeling I was pregnant, anyone else ever get like that you're utterly convinced despite having no symptoms? I dont even know how many dpo I am as my temp was all over the place this month I'm guessing somewhere between 10 - 13 dpo. Not that I'd actually get excited with a bfp right now as we're fully expecting any further bfp to end in another CP till the docs work out why it keeps happening, I was just very convinced I was this morn. 🤷‍♀️

@Juno231 aaaah fuck, bfn can piss right off. Sorry love x
And nah mate, the bag gets drunk way to quick for it to heat up in the sun 🤣

Haha @Minster2012 my birthday was in winter though??! Plus I'm way to classy for that goon bag business, Bollinger all the way for me🥂

@Skip86 our summer?!! Your winter?! Spring? May? Maybe?

@DKDK123 @Juno231 I don't get it. Aunt goo IS NOT INVITED THIS DEC. She's not in your bubble dudes. And @DKDK123 the Santa bus sounds mind! We have Santa on a tractor in our village so that is tonight. Sorry slim reading as dog walking with friend so trying not to be rude to all

@Skip86 yes skippy!! Knew you'd explain with graphics 😂 I'm glad it's still a thing 😅
@Juno231 isn't it just a wonderful place! We did Seminyak, ubud and gili T. Loved them all! Where'd you go?
@Minster2012 just a constant torture of chasing and waiting this lark! I might give mine a call today actually and say we're open for cancellations. It's not until 22nd feb which feels an age away! Glad Af's nearly finished. Mines just about to start 😩wiped blood this morning 😒

@Skip86 omg haha that wine bag attachment is awesome.

@Minster2012 trueeee 🙌🏼💕🥂

@Juno231 sorry about the bfn :( xx

Just sorting myself out before dh gets home from work as I have an inset day today so wfh. Got my little buddy sleeping next to me and I'm going to miss him and my other little angel so much this 2 weeks 😭😭😭 but they're going to be SO spoilt at grandma and grandads!

@Justanothercyster aww so cute! Both of them! You'll have a fab time away though I'm sure! I really hope we get to go away before ivf starts.

@Justanothercyster yes, for negative to fly!
@lucyrp here midwives don’t let you register until 6 weeks,
@2alreadywantanother hope you are right, I am cd 25, no pms symptoms yet, I am also trying not to get hopes up, because I could be in for a very long cycle, and how likely is it to catch straight after a loss, really?

@Juno231 so sorry for bfn!!

@Justanothercyster awww look!! You'll have such a fab time away, but I was the same when we went in September, I missed my doggies too much!!

Piss off flo

@Juno231stay put, better to test in a couple of days, ok, I saw you tested but still early
@Skip86 you wild party animal.... I never knew that, I don’t think we have that in England or Spain, I might be too sheltered though
@Minster2012 hate chasing forms, it’s email, how hard is it to send it?, glad af is leaving
Love the Santa in a tractor, and the windows, nice village!
@DKDK123 hugs, take it easy, lovely woman doing something for the kids
@Justanothercyster have fun, and they’ll be spoilt, so cute both of them

Ds update, temperature 36.4 for second day running, and a poo a day, he’s also sleeping in normal schedule, so I’d say we are winning, we can leave the house tomorrow, they’d predicted rain all weekend but hope to get some respite to go outside

Jeez this bus moves too fast. 😆 By the time I've read through I can't remember who's said what. But I'm sorry for all the bfns and rubbish looking charts.
What has stuck in my mind is @Skip86 and her drongo. They used to call my brother that. 🤣 Not heard it for years.
And @Minster2012 if I'm not dead then everything is OK, right? 😆 Also yes I like Yorkshire. We stayed up near Hull in October actually (futher past, Kilnsea direction) and it was fab for dog walks.

I've no idea how people don't drive. I've driven since 17. So I hop in and go all over constantly. I've no idea how people get anywhere otherwise? I've got horses and dogs though too.
Love actually isn't a fave of mine. The holiday on the other hand......

Nothing to report here. 5dpo and dtd less this month. Too busy with other things!

I find the vitamin thing interesting. I took the boots own for ages. Then pregnacare. Now I'm just taking folic acid. I've read good and bad about both the seven seas and pregnacare. So I just have no idea what's best! I think I need thicker lining but I don't really know how to achieve that.

@juno231 looking at that I'd say u ovulated on cd 17? Meaning u wouldn't be cd11 🤞🤞 everything else looks on track tho

Which means u would only be 8dpo (like me🥰) and theres still hope for that Christmas miracle 💞