BUS 25-TTC the messiah 🤰spewing out jizz, jingling balls & BFPs for Xmas 🎄

[Minster2012]

Well ladies....buckle up cos this bus is often more like a 🏎🤣

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, which some of us have been for longer than we care to remember 😜. So whether your glass of half empty, half full, a pint glass, a shot glass (a tic tac container?), a mug of tea, this is where we come to refill it...🥰 Mumsnet is our happy place 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ No judgement
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😊
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ mandatory picture of your 🎄tree /Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ We may stray away from TTC a fair bit
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

7 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Sneaky @lucyrp getting in there at the end 😍

How many more 🤔
Can we birth the messiah???
Or will we get thrown off Mumsnet??

@amy2503 I agree with @Minster2012 I can't tell hubby when it's fertile week it totally puts him off.
I just come on to him and that gets him going, or send sexy texts xx

Can I just say that I've never seen love actually, o did like the holiday in a particular mood though

@Minster2012 eeeeeek just realised its not long now until your transfer now, early Feb isn't it? 😝 xx

@lucyrp ahhh you have all of us to support you and be excited for you! So don't worry if your mum isn't overly chuffed 🤗 xx

I hope everyone else is doing ok? Been mega busy at work today and im shattered...haven't dtd successfully in 8 days so really should tonight but still waiting for ovulation :( debating whether to go back to using the CB digital opks 🤔 @lucyrp you were taking EPO too weren't you? Do ya think it helped bring on ovulation and quicker cycle? Xx

@Minster2012 maybe if I relax dh's sperm will decide to become normal??!! That's how it works right?
Hope af is a quick and painless affair for you x

@DJmum83 yeah I agree with the other ladies, my OH struggled to finish if he knew it was ovulation day. So now I dont tell him; I just go to bed naked 🤣😝 he knows I want his 🍆 then hahahaa

@Franklydear NEVER SEEN LOVE ACTUALLY?!?! Get on it lady!

@amy2503 I don't say anything, just don't wear any underwear to bed and don't fall asleep before my head hits the pillow 😂

@Newbie0818 still have isolation with D's until end of Friday, can I inflict it on him? Disclaimer: he'll be attached to his tablet, most likely, but it does give me the illusion of company

@Hopeful110 Yes I do have all of you 🥰💓 umm I'm not sure really I think it was a combination of all the things, grapefruit juice, seven seas ttc and the EPO!

@Franklydear you MUST watch Love Actually!! I think it's my fave film ever, not just fave Christmas film 😂 it makes me so happy, even in August 😂 x

😬🤞🏻@DJmum83 so when does new FRER arrive? You said AF due weds right or was it Thursday? I mean day not ideal starting with the hand in poo then cramps & AF starting but it's good I guess ( oh & now DH started up argument from last night again FFS). Oh and we've just done some exercise (burpees and plank jacks are the work of the devil @Vil10 & @blodyn91) and I had leakage onto my lovely radish baggy trousers (that ones for @Clairey844) and we aren't talking jizz leakage ladies, we are talking paprika leakage.

@Franklydear WHATTTTTT. You are gonna start drama now. You are still isolating. Watch . It. Now.

@Hopeful110 it's good to get a cheeky shag in the bag to cover you in case you don't feel like it another night 🍆. Early feb kinda hinged on having AF a couple of weeks ago really based on the other transfers for other couples they had booked in for around then IYSWIM & their dates so I don't know now with AF now. I'll only really find out when I call tomorrow then it's all still up in the air until we start drugs, then until I start my scans in the new year to see how my body deals with it. It's so hard to plan. Each time we've been put back weeks. This is what the argument with DH last night was about, him & his brothers are trying to plan a family trip to Spain for his dads birthday. For March. The first I heard of it was last night during a 4 way FaceTime call. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Newbie0818 yep. You relax, they swim the right way & change shape. Fact. AF will be quick after this right?? See pic

Today can do one

@Franklydear it's a bit "adult" in places but if he's on a tablet I'm sure it'll be fine! It's my all time fave.

@Minster2012 af can ducking duck off!

@Minster2012 thanks for the tips ladies !!!!!! Update- we did it and think it was successful. Feeling better now. Just hope we caught it after my massive peak yesterday 🤣xxxxxxxxx

@Minster2012 first thing tomorrow, promise

on your DH, whaaaat? Is he not good at maths?
My DH is trying to die from exhaustion, after last night's shenanigans, I don't drive, only one parent allowed, so he took us, parked instead of going home and coming back, he pulled a 12 h shift today, he had something to eat and went to bed, 'leaving me to do the leg work', seriously sometimes....

@Newbie0818 hmm, he hates any sort of romance, usually with a roll of the eyes and an oh no, while he leaves the room

@Minster2012 "chilli foofs and paprika leakage" 🤣. I'm sorry today is trying to kick your butt ❤️

@Franklydear DS hates romance or DH? Eeek for both you & DH. Mine? He can add up, his excuse..."it won't happen cos Covid restrictions" & we won't put any money down we can't get back like really??? Errrr why am I only hearing about this now full stop was the point he was missing. Apparently it's pie in the sky stuff. I know his family. It's not but I don't think it will happen this March & it's a shooting trip (with families) so it's only shoot season so until March each year.

@amy2503 so into TWW 🙌🏻🤞🏻until Xmas????

@Newbie0818 couldn't have put it better myself!

@KateColx an ex of mine's dad used to have Xmas dinner for his birthday meal each birthday. In July. With Xmas songs, turkey, crackers & films & all. Weird. Do you watch love actually in august??

@Florence13 heyyyyyyyy how are you???

@AHobbyaweek how is jury life?

@Minster2012 actually both hate romance, but DH won't leave the room😂
I think I have it easier at home with chocolate, that him at work, they are trying to prepare for Brexit, whatever that means, but their transporter just said they'll stop working on the 18th and then see what happens on the new year, 90% of customers in the continent, so the whole of next 5 weeks work needs to leave by this Friday, and then cross fingers

Right catching up properly for the day as just skimmed today. Jury service was juicy today but I had a big stress with work with some dick saying I have to do something for him because he forgot to tell me to do it from Oct and he told me to do it in my evenings. 🤨🤨🤨
I got very angry today.

Right so. @amy2503 I actually used to work on a drug for erectile dysfunction. It is amazing what the brain can do to sabotage a mans penis. They need their head in the game as it were or nothing works. It is worth distracting with other things and foreplay. It is never either of the couples fault if something doesn't work.

@DOB78 so the temperature charts are using Basal Body Temperature or BBT. That is the temperature when you first wake up. Basically what your "resting" body temperature is. During the day your temp is not the same so before you wake up properly or even move you take your temp and see what it is when you are asleep. The changes can tell you where you are in the cycle.

@Minster2012 another person who would read your blog!!

Love actually is one of my favourites. Also muppets Christmas carol and Santa Claus.

@Minster2012 yes- periods due 26th ish... may be a little later if I ovulated later but I don't know this month. It's all been a little crazy xx

@AHobbyaweek thank you so much. You've all put my mind at rest so much. Today was much better-
I'm definitely not going to tell him next month and see if that makes a difference to things... maybe if he's more relaxed it may help us conceive xxxx

@amy2503 I do think it is a bit easier for us during sex because we don't really need to be fully in the mood. We suffer in different ways.

[quote amy2503]@Minster2012 yes- periods due 26th ish... may be a little later if I ovulated later but I don't know this month. It's all been a little crazy xx[/quote]
Although actually my apps now saying 29th .... but I've no idea to be honest seeing as ovulation wasn't where it was meant to be xx

@Minster2012 AF is due Wednesday or Thursday. First lot of FRER have went awol so ordered some today and says it will be here tomorrow.
I have funeral tomorrow so if AF not here I'll test Wednesday.
I have zero symptoms, CM is like water but it was the same at this time last month.
It's a waiting game and I'm not good at waiting 😂

Sorry today has been crap for you.
What's your plans at Christmas? Are you just having it yourself or a family get together?

I'm so torn. I'm so close to my aunt and uncle they practically brought me up as my mum had MS and to be honest wasn't the best mum, ( she makes up for it now) when she can.
So I want to be with them, but that leaves my mum on her own, my grandparents on their own. My dad on his own. But that's too many families so torn on what to do.
We are all usually together but not this year.

Xx