Bus🚌24 Dec TTC Itchy nips poking thru homemade wreaths, Peeing on 🎄crafting sticks, Touch me up 🎅🏻baby with your festive 🍆cos all we want for 🎄is a BFP!!

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

We talk sex, tv, work, more sex, food, slimming, RHR, charts, spicing things up or down, crafting (a more recent addition for 🎄🎅🏻) and help each other out in any way possible. Oh and yeah Trying to make babies gets mentioned a bit too but more often than not our bodies just do what they want!

When I say a few of us have been around the TTC block I don’t mean 🍆I mean as a MN group, not just a bus, a mini sanctuary since March for some of through the highs and lows of making babies through 2020 ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ Now mandatory picture of your 🎄tree when up or Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her??? Though @lucyrp recently spewed sambucca over her fingers so maybe that’s debatable

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

2 BFPs in Dec already and it’s the 1st 🥳

How many more 🤔

@Kirky658 your poor thumb, don't feel down, pulling pains could be good no? Exactly what stage are you at?

@AHobbyaweek ahhh it's not bad for AF then if pretty discreet, and couple of glasses never hurt anyone. Unless to the face, like boss boy needs clearly @Franklydear. Just ignore. He can't do anything about it. There's time to wrap after 2 weeks I think, you can do it. Sex might be more difficult mind!

Now if you were an anniversary card that you bought ages ago then DH neatly saw it so you hid it where would you be????

@Minster2012 in your D's oven🤩
Well figure out the wrapping and the shagging, I think few is finished anyway..
I like the glass to the face idea, that might even be a new one for him

OMG @Franklydear that just popped up and I had to comment that's brilliant but alas not in the oven and no wonder boss baby got whacked the other day eh????

@Franklydear oh sounds like it will do your boss good to be without you. Hopefully it will help you with TTC as well ☺️

@Minster2012 he was the one doing the whacking to an innocent random, tbh I half expect the police to show up at work anyday, wouldn't you?

@Florence13 he is very egocentric, it'll only make him think how hard up he is, he was pissed today that'll be the busiest week of the year, yeah, mate my kid might have covid, and then me and I am vulnerable, but let's worry about how busy it will be

@Franklydear he sounds like an absolute dick to be honest

@Florence13 he is and then some, sadly I can't scape him, well I can fit the next month

@Minster2012 it's just so good when you can be relaxed and silly with each other. Very liberating right! And a hell yes to Emily in Paris! Such bingeworthy tripe wasn't it 🤣
@Kirky658 whoop, you go get it girl! 😈
Sorry to hear you feel rubbish tho, hope you feel better soon!
@Vil10 so much! We'd cry otherwise right 😂
@Franklydear sorry to hear the crap you're having to put up with! Hope your sons ok x

Ahhh that's kinda what I meant @Franklydear he said something wasn't it that then they reacted he reacted more? Anyways, he's the kind that needs a good whacking by the sounds of it. If you weren't so far away I'd send someone nearby with a gun to scare him, between myself, @Vil10 & @blodyn91 I'm sure we can send someone round with a shotgun over a shoulder to scare a twatboy into realising the important things in life ARE NOT you may be busy when the lovely Frank isn't by your side mate!!

@notyetamumbuttrying I think I may be halfway through the series. Not sure how that happened in an afternoon/evening 🤔

New wrapping technique for when your paper doesn't fit the conventional way 🤣😂

@Franklydear I'd definitely need a months break away from him!!

@notyetamumbuttrying we definitely would!!

@Minster2012 I'm sure we could sort something out!!

@Minster2012 I like the send someone round with a gun, yes please

@Minster2012 I think I did similar!
Loving the wrapping tip 😜
@Vil10 thank god we have understanding oh's and each other on here! 😊

@Missgoldilocks quick question for you - I think I remember you having a hycosy earlier this year, right? Was that a referral from the GP, done privately or done after a fertility clinic assessment?

It's meant to be Friday - kinda hoping it's tomorrow though as I have time tomorrow night and Friday is more tricky 🤣🤣 currently hanging upside down hoping gravity works .....@Vil10
@Newbie0818 thanks. He's feeling a bit better now it's just very full on we he's a CNS so manages too.

Hey lovely ladies xxxx

@Juno231 heyyyyy, it was privately in Harley Street for £600 :) but the head of gynae when I was going for my lap test said that the hyscoys only shows 40 percent of what is going on and is pretty pointless. She also said the higher rate of pregnancy after is just woman's chat online 😂

@Missgoldilocks haha well that's brilliant 😂. Good to know though, thank you so much for taking the time to answer. I love the wealth of knowledge we can draw upon in here! How are you feeling? Has it sunk in properly yet? Any Xmas reveals planned? 😁

@Juno231 go for the lap test! If you feel you need it x

Yeah I think new year reveal :) it's definitely sunk in if this sickness has anything to do with it 😂😅 but I'm not complaining hehe how are you? X

@Missgoldilocks never even considered it so I must read up on it to understand what it even does! I'm glad you're doing well and am excited to hear about how the announcements go! I don't know if I mentioned it on here but I'm spending Xmas at the in laws and I'm pretty sure OHs dad thinks I'm up the duff and is expecting an announcement then. Can't wait to see his hopes crushed when I start emptying his wine cellar 🤣

@Missgoldilocks what's a lap test?

Ah @Franklydear nothing worse than An ass of a boss.

So got my peak earlier today. Had ovulation pain late this evening. Fingers crossed as didnt feel it last mth.
I deffo think I ovulate the same day as peak. Thought that the month I got my bfp.
Dtd every 2 days so fingers crossed.

Morninggg!!

@Clairey844 jealous?! Oh my god why?? I love hot weather but 40 is just taking the piss. Last year we had 5 days in a row over 40 and it was so horrendously shit!
But yes, eating alllll the chicken salt 😂😂 haha yes I need to send you some @Minster2012 !!!

@Vil10 your most recent DTD sesh and moistness sound like a perfect combo for sperm to meet eggie 🤗 booyah!

@paintfairy lost in the black hole 😂 I sometimes wonder where it's gone, then half way through the day, usually in a meeting or middle of the shops - woooop yep there it is.

@notyetamumbuttrying @Vil10 I love sex hilarity! When you're just super chilled and cracking jokes, so much more fun and reminds me of what OH and I used to be like together before we got old and stressed.

@Minster2012 Emily in Paris?? Noooo! I tried so hard to watch it when I was working away but oh god it was so cringey! Disappointing after the fabulousness that is Sex and the City!

@Franklydear oh love that sounds utterly shit. I actually hate your boss boy so much, and everything else that @Vil10 said about him.

@Missgoldilocks I clearly missed a bfp from you last bus?! How fucking fantastic! Congrats xxx

@Juno231 wine cellars don't necessarily make up for not being preg, but they sure help xx

When it comes to Xmas pressies, I have 2 DSs, OH (lucky if I even get him anything), my mum and dad, and that's about it! My sis and bro and their families can't come home for Chrissy (thanks covid) so this year is a total non-event 😢 sucks because I LOVE Christmas 🎄🎄

Btw very serious question: WHY on earth do your Chinese restaurants sell chips?? What a bizarre concept.

@Skip86 hey! And isn’t he just a peach, and then he wonders why he is single and can’t keep a relationship for longer than 6 months, errr that’s how long it takes them to really see you, love, but it’s alright he says because he goes on lots on one off dates, and gets a shagg I suppose...

@minster2012 sorry didn't see your message last night, I'm trying not to read into things too much because if I do it never happens! I'm 10 dpo and the pains were yesterday and day before x