Bus🚌24 Dec TTC Itchy nips poking thru homemade wreaths, Peeing on 🎄crafting sticks, Touch me up 🎅🏻baby with your festive 🍆cos all we want for 🎄is a BFP!!

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

We talk sex, tv, work, more sex, food, slimming, RHR, charts, spicing things up or down, crafting (a more recent addition for 🎄🎅🏻) and help each other out in any way possible. Oh and yeah Trying to make babies gets mentioned a bit too but more often than not our bodies just do what they want!

When I say a few of us have been around the TTC block I don’t mean 🍆I mean as a MN group, not just a bus, a mini sanctuary since March for some of through the highs and lows of making babies through 2020 ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ Now mandatory picture of your 🎄tree when up or Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her??? Though @lucyrp recently spewed sambucca over her fingers so maybe that’s debatable

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

2 BFPs in Dec already and it’s the 1st 🥳

How many more 🤔

@vil10 🤣 it does become somewhat less fun.

Actually we dtd last night. I usually try to savour the spermies too! So I don't go to the toilet straight away. I fell asleep though. And by the time I woke and went (and also went again this morning) everything had vanished and must have been absorbed by the black hole? I find it strange that some people struggle to keep it in yet in me, it vanishes? 🤣 Wherever its vanishing to though, its not towards an egg. 🙄

@InkyPaper well I'm glad no more is being added! Small wins 😂
Thanks @Katao I had a small cry earlier I was so disappointed but I've pulled myself together now!
@Vil10 yay for all the fertile cm!! Just read your unromantic sex, so funny 😆
@paintfairy here's to third time lucky!
@Florence13 good luck this month my lovely x

@Vil10 thank you hun fingers crossed for you to! Haha love that your currently with your legs in the air I think I will hopefully be in my FW next week so that will be me 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying thanks hun glad to be back with all you lovely ladies for support ☺️

@Vil10 haha to your OH's response & also laughing at @Clairey844 he prob will slip out "weeeeeeee" 🏊🏻we often have shredded chilli chicken

OMG yes @Skip86 that reminds me I'm sure you promised to send us some chicken salt for Xmas like in the June bus right??

@paintfairy agree on the rude receptionists. I think it's in the job description

That's a good point on the fertility after CP, or so we hope @Florence13 & @Franklydear & @kalidasa 🤞🏻

There's a lot of love for salt and pepper stuff from Chinese and tbh I'm with you but I didn't think of it soon enough ladies & im sorry for making you think of Chinese on a weds. So sorry. So sorry not sorry. I went for king po King prawns, egg fried rice & a side of satay chicken cos why not. DS got bagel cheese & ham. It's a shame he's allergic to egg, fish & other stuff. Really it is 😭they feed them loads at nursery. Bloody ought ta for the price 😜

@Minster2012 me and OH have such boring stuff compared to the others on here. All we have is baby corn, chicken balls with bbq sauce, chips and bbq sauce, egg fried rice, plain chow mein and spring rolls and we share it between us 🤣😂

@minster2012 that looks banging. OH does an amazing homemade chicken kung po it's the best.

So we've just decided to DTD. Had a lovely hot bath together, dead chilled. Went to our room, got going... And neither of us could come. I just don't get it!!! Perhaps we are both more stressed than we realised.

@lucyrp I'm boring too. We have such dull things from the Chinese (not that we have it much) its unreal! None of us are massive fans.

@amy2503 woooo when's ov day?? Cycle buddies!!

@notyetamumbuttrying it's a good job we laugh about it, I said I doubt many other couples do this but we find it funny and if it makes us a baby that's all that matters😂

@Florence13 funny because I know it doesn't make an ounce of difference but I hate getting up straight away!!

@Minster2012 how good is shredded chilli chicken!! Yours tonight looks banging too!!

@Florence13 always! It's a great group isn't it 😌
@Minster2012 ooh your Chinese 😯 I want it 🤤
@Kirky658 you just can't force it sometimes. Try again in the morning and don't talk about it, just pounce. Spontaneity helps!

@Vil10 absolutely!! Shows how comfortable you are with each other too. I love it when one of you says something funny during sex and you just stop to laugh 😆

@notyetamumbuttrying totally with you on that funny thing comment it's great...we were like that when we were thinking we were TTC in the summer, it was some of the best sex we have had!

@Kirky658 the bath and "making love" sounds great though so if you enjoyed that then does it matter?

Jesssssuuuus that was good and it's a good thing DH isn't here atm as I think I could roll NOWHERE. I'm stuffed 😂😂. Cant even be arsed to hide the evidence in the bin that's being emptied outside tomorrow 🤣

None of you are boring ladies. We nearly got thrown off MN FFS!! 😃

@Vil10 loving the text!

@Juno231 did you say £600 for fucking jeans??

So AF did start today. Thankfully not in an audible gush in a court room so didn't have to describe my bag to the judge!
Did make me self conscious walking in and out while they all stare at you though.

We had chicken ramen this evening which was lush to make me feel better. And not back into court until 11:30 tomorrow.

Tempted by a gin but may have had a few wines last night and my head was fuzzy this morning

Oh and ladies of you haven't (binge) watched any "Emily in Paris" on Netflix it was my tv of choice after an Xmas film for wrapping today 😂

@Vil10 I’m with you on that though I won’t just get up straight after either just in case.

@Minster2012 that looks amazing and now I’m debating when we can have a Chinese probably Saturday when I finish nights.

@notyetamumbuttrying it really is ☺️

@Minster2012 absolutely love Emily in Paris!! It’s so good!!

@notyetamumbuttrying yes tomorrow morning is on order I reckon.
@minster2012 very good point, we both enjoyed it. Just worry that a few times lately DH has lost his boner, just hope I aren't pressuring him too much.

I am just feeling very down this week. My sodding thumb is agony! Keep getting pains in my stomach like pulling pains and shooting pains in my boob. Just want to feel normal again!!

I'll catch up in a minute, there's 3 pages,

My boy class had to isolate, we think is the teacher that tested positive, as an autistic child he is a very very very close contact, I called work, and bossboy threw such a tantrum because I'll stay home with him, that he hung up on me, he even asked if he cannot stay with DH... Err, no.

@Florence13 hi, I’ve been very busy with work, these ladies keep me sane, well, I’ll have a month off now all in all so
@Skip86 get dh in gear, what change his mind?
@Minster2012 most pressies in their way here, now to figure out how to wrap in secret while isolating with Velcro child...
@Vil10 everything counts, you need swimmer not romance anyway

@notyetamumbuttrying hahaha yes same!! We've got to keep laughing during this journey haven't we!!

@Kirky658 sounds like the bath together was lovely though, I know sometimes it's frustrating when you can't finish but if you enjoyed it during then that's what counts x

@AHobbyaweek sorry for af starting, but a gin and a nice tea deffo seems to soften the blow x

@Florence13 I had to move after about 3 mins and I hated feeling it all fall out😂

@Franklydear I'd love to punch bossboy in the fat fucking face for that behaviour, bellend.

@Minster2012 let's hope so. I'm just wandering what they suggest and just hope it's a quick fix 🤞🏼 el desperado over here.
Beautiful photos, I really want to go back to Yorkshire 💕

@NotMeekNotObedient congrats 🎉

@amy2503 ah I worked in a similar position before. Hope he manages to get some rest in soon x

@paintfairy what?!?! Not possible! What idiots. I'd complain, write a letter.

@Franklydear a tantrum?! Some bosses just have no professionalism.

@Vil10 well, he has two weeks to think about his behaviour while he struggles without me, I am not sure if he realised I have two weeks off straight after as well, so, won’t see him till January😂

@AHobbyaweek I’ve talked about him a bit before, read back, he is not even in the same universe as professionalism

Wonderful news, congratulations @NotMeekNotObedient 🥳