Nov Bus 21 - C*m stains, period rage and MASSIVE bullets

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a (filthy) sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 7 BFPs

November BFPs so far:
@AKC88 - November 3rd
@purplesky18 - November 3rd
@dippyegg32 - November 5th

Upcoming testing dates:
@pebblesinthesand - November 11th
@siana97 - November 16th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@Juno231 - November 22nd
@vil10 - November 23rd
@djmum83 - November 23rd
@clairey844 - November 27th
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th
@katao - December 4th
@Hopeful110 - December 12th
@minster2012 - February 14th

@Joanna1009 I'm not sure I understand then, what's the LH & the Red line?

@Minster2012 I have nonidea what AIBU threads are 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

Yeah the days leading up to the 4th are dragging now lol xx

OMG @Catherinettc you need to look at them! Is the scan the 4th or 5th?

Only 2dpo and already can focus on nothing else.

My friend with a newborn sent me videos of him with hiccups tonight and I swear there's now just a stabbing empty pain in my womb. And this is the only place I figure anyone would understand 😅

I'm tempted just to sneak off to bed early and leave OH to do all the bedtime processes with the dogs and kitchen. I'd feel like a terrible wife if I hadn't made him cookies and bread earlier today. And spent the evening helping him install a light.

On the subject of sex with women, I might as well tell this story here (anonymous on the internet and all that). Many years ago a friend and I got really drunk one New Years and tried to have a threesome with her FWB roommate. He wouldn't join in because he felt like he was just being used as a penis. We went ahead without him. In summary, boobs are fun but I definitely need a penis. I had fun showing a picture of the three of us to male friends when I told this story, because she and I were much more attractive than he was. I got a lot of "that guy's an idiot and if I ever meet him I'm giving him a good slap" 😂😂😂

@NestinginNL does your friend know you are TTC? that's not a lovely thing to see when all you want is a baby no, sending massive hugs, but then a big high five for your attempt at a threesome & the penis chickened out! My DH has always said he thinks he wouldn't be able to go through with it if offered & he's no reason to feel inadequate in any way!

I am starting to have cramps, or so it seems... could be a bad tummy from the meds

@Minster2012 she does! And I'm happy to have the videos and can't wait to meet him, but it's hard. TBH what was harder was her complaining constantly about being pregnant when it was a very easy pregnancy all things considered, and they also fell pregnant their first month trying and they were barely trying at that. She was complaining about not being able to do as much as usual. I have some chronic health issues, so she was still doing more in a day than I manage most days. Just made me feel generally crap about myself 🤦‍♀️ but these are all my own issues and she's a wonderful friend, so I grumble about it anonymously online and suck it up in person 😂

And yes! I know they'd done threesomes before so I dunno what his problem was. Just being a butthurt I think. I have other male friends who've had threesomes and general consensus is "more pressure to perform than it was worth". Actually the one man I know who's had a devil's threesome is the only one who talks about them positively, he said he found it hot watching the woman "overwhelmed with cock". I think that was the direct quote, this was years ago now 😂 before my boring smug married life.

@Minster2012 the 5th sorry. See even my fingers are fat 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

And I literally mean I don't know what that stands for lol what does it mean? 🤣🤣

@Minster2012 they are so funny aren't they! I actually love them 😂
@Catherinettc see link I posted earlier, enjoy 😉
@NestinginNL never heard that term
"Devils threesome" I think I get what it means lol! I had threesome on holiday in ayia napa years ago, I was so drunk I barely remember it 🙈 it wasn't with another girl.

So I've just cried my eyes out at the McDonald's Christmas advert... WTAF 🤣

@notyetamumbuttrying ooh away for a nosey 😁😁 xx

@Minster2012 the orange/red line is the LH. My peak should be at a ratio of 1.0 or more (see the numbers on the left Y axis). So it was on its way towards a peak as I'm meant to ovulate in a couple of days. But it only got so far and has crashed right down. Feeling confused and disappointed ☹️

Oh I see @Joanna1009, yes that doesn't make sense but how do you know your actual LH figure?

Another amazing example of how mad Aibu is 😂
Pillow theft http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4080432-Pillow-theft

@notyetamumbuttrying yeah I think I've found a new hobby 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣 im away to search the threads 🤣🤣 they make me feel sane! Xx

Exactly @Catherinettc very good for the soul I feel 😏

@notyetamumbuttrying most definitely and think I like my dh a little bit more 🤣🤣 although if he touches pizza in the oven i might need to come here for a rant 🤣🤣🤣

@Catherinettc and you'd have every right to!! 😜 you need to read some others on there tonight. Entertainment for hours!!

Morning, ladies
Good news, I slept, I woke up twice in the night, but no awake periods... normal service might return

I actually don't agree with my apps about the day of ov, has anyone ever found they ov'd when they thought they did and not the apps?

I am going to stay home today anyway, but as I feel a bit better, it might be a challenge to not do the house work I can see needs doing....
@Newbie0818 sometimes, but as I don’t use opks I can never be certain, I go by cm and cramps...
@Catherinettc good to hear from you, how exciting,
those threads keep me entertained at night when unable to sleep
@NestinginNL hmm, it may be sensorial, but I have trouble with being touch by a person, let alone two... yes, sex was interesting for the first year, mainly me trying to escape, still sometimes I get overwhelmed, and put a sudden end, that’s it, can’t take any more.... I do have an understanding, feminist dh

AIBU is my go to on Mumsnet. A parking thread or weird neighbour is the best. It can be extremely frustrating when it is getting really good and the OP disappears.
I have had a few threesomes and girl on girl experiences but I do enjoy cock too much. Sometimes I just want to finish DH off and go to sleep and much easier with a man

Morning, bad news here I'm afraid. Did a FRER and the line is still mega faint, like about the same as 3 days ago. My temp has also dropped drastically. I'm 11dpo, feel like AF is just going to arrive on time in a couple days.

I cried. It's my birthday.

@Franklydear yay! Glad you were able to sleep a bit better. Would definitely still rest today - housework can wait 😄

Morning everyone! I finally managed to get a phone appointment with my doctor, we'll see if they can solve or help with my disappearing period! Celebrated by promptly falling/slipping down the stairs like a fool so now I'm super bruised 😩 nothing really hurt except my pride though

@Amy00 really sorry hun. Sending loads of hugs. X