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Nov Bus 20 - CD1 can suck hairy b*lls

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Juno231 · 24/10/2020 18:32

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lucyrp · 31/10/2020 17:02

@Franklydear I was panicking then I read somewhere they've said they're not planning on anymore lockdowns in wales until at least the new year, still not ideal but better. I know it's rubbish, one of my best friends is a hairdresser and went self employed in feb this year so its been tough on her. She's done well though.

Franklydear · 31/10/2020 17:19

@lucyrp one of my friends have a salon, so is not just her, also the staff, her husband is a contractor so for a few months there was zippo coming in, another her husband was a plumber, got made redundant, she works in the airport, on furlough and waiting to hear, they could be both out of work, another close her little shop for ever, so sad, and another cannot face paint, she is a single mum... you don’t have to dig too deep, unfortunately

Kirky658 · 31/10/2020 17:33

@franklydear I work in the travel industry currently and quite frankly it's a minefield!

Minster2012 · 31/10/2020 18:07

Hey ladies
Hope you are all ok
Caught up from today! Been awol doing my willow weaving course
See dog attached! Still needs more willow putting in but think you can tell it's a dog 😂 and vaguely like our pointer 🤔

Can't believe we may be heading towards another lockdown, will prob mean our IVF can't go ahead. FFS

@Skip86 it's not me with the bondage set up in place, though we do use our beams in our room to tie up too 🤪, still intrigued by the menacing looking clit tickler! Glad to hear you think you & DH can get through this...& your renovation house is near the end, def get it sold & off your back 🤞🏻

On that note @blodyn91 how was your auction & the gender scan 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻on both fronts

We've just done our socially distanced trick or treating. Our monsters in our so die are trying to attack next door 😂DH also now thinks cos he's looked after the toddler, and dogs ALL DAY (he went over to his mums so not exactly alone or having to walk dogs alone) that he's now owed a night of sexual favours 🤔errrr whadddeva but you may get sex mate

Nov Bus 20 - CD1 can suck hairy b*lls
Nov Bus 20 - CD1 can suck hairy b*lls
Franklydear · 31/10/2020 18:16

I am finding a lot of ewcm, so check the app and cd 10, ovulation predicted for 14, so need to get a bit more active
Also full of sugar, just remember I have an opened bottle of wine in the fridge, so will have that with scary boris show

Franklydear · 31/10/2020 18:17

@Minster2012 love the dog

I seem unable to write in a single post, sorry

Kirky658 · 31/10/2020 19:02

@franklydear I think we are cycle sisters I am on CD11 today. Also wine in our fridge too, and Chinese takeaway, happy days

lucyrp · 31/10/2020 19:20

@Minster2012 definitely a dog! Looks good!

Franklydear · 31/10/2020 19:22

@Kirky658 I expect af on the 18th, what about you? I hope to have to test at least 5 days late

Kirky658 · 31/10/2020 19:27

@franklydear my app is also predicting the 18th! Been a bit up and down with it lately last two cycles slightly shorter so will see. I am hoping I actually get to use one of the many tests in my drawer this month...

Minster2012 · 31/10/2020 19:28

Thank you ladies, just feeling a bit low atm, trying to ignore it but not doing well currently. Today was due date of MMC. 👻🎃actually not thought about it til putting out halloween stuff & thinking about possibility of IVF not going ahead. There is strictly, wine & sweets left over from socially distanced trick or treaters. We are ok. 🌈❤️😩

Franklydear · 31/10/2020 19:41

Here with you @Minster2012, hugs and chin up, a little old lady I know, when I told her we won’t be going ‘home’ to Spain to celebrate Xmas, spent 10 minutes reciting to me all the things in my life I have to be grateful of, it was quite a list, made me feel better... do you want to make a list?

Chlo2701 · 31/10/2020 20:35

Awww @Minster2012 no wonder you're feeling down hun if today would of been your due date 😢 sending you massive bloody hugs!! Get that wine/gin & chocolate in you tonight girlfriend😘🥰🥰

Gem176 · 31/10/2020 20:38

Hiya!! Sorry I've been quiet over the last couple of weeks, had a bit of a nightmare time. Local group were trying to organise a socially distanced community Christmas dinner for anyone that would otherwise be alone, I volunteered to help organise and ended up getting very creepy/inappropriate messages to my personal fb page and anonymous gifts sent to my work from one of the other volunteers. Shit couple of weeks thanks to an absolute bellend 👊🏻 it's actually put me off joining/helping anything again and that's so unlike me 😞

I tried to keep up/catch up but I'm giving up on that because wow this moves so quickly!

@Skip86 I really hope you and DH can work through things and get back on track 💕

@Minster2012 im so impressed with the willow dog, I have absolutely zero artistic skill whatsoever. Carved pumpkins and my brother asked if DD had carved them with her pals 😭

Sorry to all who are now affected by this month long lockdown 😢 it's just been an utterly shit year! Not really confident it's going to get much better when the man running the country can't even hold a press conference on time 🤦🏻‍♀️

Anyhow, thought I was totally out this month as I'm ovulating today or tomorrow based on the apps but OH has been getting about 6 hours at home each day all this week (he's so pissed off with it all now and I actually feel so sorry for him, he wishes he'd never taken the promotion 😢) and was meant to be working this weekend but in rolled a big storm to batter the west coast and he's now got the weekend off 🍆🥳 morning bd, takeaway for dinner, fire on and a film. Not the worst Saturday night 😂

Anyone else joining me in the tww?

lucyrp · 31/10/2020 20:42

@Gem176 oh no that sounds horrendous ! Hope you're okay 💓

Franklydear · 31/10/2020 20:49

I am in two minds, I am glad I am not stuck in the house, I need to make adjustments at work, ie hide, and I hope this means my bus will be more empty

Gem176 · 31/10/2020 20:57

@lucyrp thank you, I'm ok now. It sounds awful but I'm thankful it wasn't just me. Turns out he was a chef in a local hotel and was doing the same to some of the young girls that worked there. He's been sacked and his accommodation was through the job. We live in an expensive area where rentals are like hens teeth and people really struggle for housing so hopefully he won't hang about especially after one of the girls' dad has a less than friendly chat with him.

lucyrp · 31/10/2020 20:59

@Gem176 ooo god that's not nice, there's a man thag comes to my work and there's only 2 men that work with us we're all fairly young girls and he always asks us where we live etc and all sorts of weird questions so if we see him coming towards the till we have to go get our manager to serve him and he never asks her anything weird 🤣

Minster2012 · 31/10/2020 21:01

@Franklydear thank you gorgeous, there is a lot to be grateful for on my list anyways, dontcha worry, still gonna be sad though when I know we've tried again since & no joy & now it looks like it will be into next year when I I should have had a baby now 😩but I'm better than I thought so all ok, and yes definitely @Chlo2701 I've had a g&t and a couple of glasses of wine & some of DS's trick and treat sweeties! 😂❤️

@Franklydear I def think your bus will be quieter, it's all a bag of poo isn't it 😕I'm pleased we did the willow weaving when we could little bit of niceity in a world of madness!

@Gem176 my pumpkin carving was shit tbh too and I spent most of willow weaving getting very frustrated saying "the willow hates me!" Whilst the tutor laughed I'm so not creative but I'm pretty pleased! That sounds like such a nightmare with your stalker?! Are you ok? Do you know who it was??? And totally just LOLLED about your boris comment 🤪least you can have time with OH this weekend then 🍆🍆🍆

Franklydear · 31/10/2020 21:07

@Gem176 I am always complaining about a customer who calls me babe.... last time he came I was outside, so he came out of his way to say I love your little puffy jacket 😳, he is harmless, I think, just very overfriendly and odd, the boys have a laugh and make sure I always end up in the vicinity somehow

Franklydear · 31/10/2020 21:10

@Minster2012 I know , I am super chilled this cycle cos I am convinced it won’t happen, deep down I hope I am wrong, I hope you too and next Xmas will both be stressing about Xmas with a newborn...

Gem176 · 31/10/2020 21:15

@lucyrp I don't think he realised I'm as old as I am.... he seems to prefer the 18 - 21 age group so I believe he got a shock when I told him that I'm 30, I don't put up with any shit and if he contacted me again I wouldn't think twice about hunting him down, ripping his dick off and telling everyone what a creep he is 🙃

@Minster2012 and pleased you should be! That would be me if I tried anything like that, attempted knitting once and I'm convinced the wool hated me 🙈😂
I'm good now, he was doing the same to a few younger girls who thankfully went to their boss. He's been sacked and will hopefully be heading back to Glasgow after the lassies dad had a word with him 👋🏻 that or he's gone outside tonight and been blown to Timbuktu as he's a weedy wee scrote and it's a howling gale out 🤞🏻😂

Gem176 · 31/10/2020 21:19

@Minster2012 hit post before I was ready there... wanted to add take it easy tonight and over the next wee while. Definitely enjoy your g&t and treats... and if DH is getting his reward for his massive efforts today make sure you get yours first 😜

2020mission · 31/10/2020 21:26

@Gem176 back to Glasgow? That creep would come from here 🙄 awful that a nice gesture like volunteering can lead to that.

I'm curious about what Scotland is going to do with regards to lockdown after England's announcement today. This year really is a write off, 2020 mission was the definitely the wrong username to pick 😂

@Minster2012 great job with both the willow dog and the Halloween window! Definitely treat yourself to wine and those leftover sweets.

Gem176 · 31/10/2020 21:26

@Franklydear there are just some people who make your skin crawl 🤮 when I was younger people like that used to really bother me but now I'm not bothered about being rude so I just say what I think 😬
This however was a different type of thing. He found out where I worked and had a few gifts sent and then was messaging up to 30 times a day from different accounts to ask if I had received them and then would get abusive as I was blocking him and not responding.